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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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Soulless April Fools Joke Played on my Maintenance Guy
So most of you know I run a residence hall for Wayne State U here in Detroit. One of my maintenance guys has his father is the hospital, and today at two he got a call from his brother that their father had just passed. My worker is destroyed, he is falling down while walking and I am just holding him for a few minutes in the hallway. He goes the hospital to find out that it was all one big April Fool's Joke played by his brother.
Sick
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04-01-2009, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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How can anyone do that?
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04-01-2009, 10:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Dayton, Ohio
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The fuck...
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04-01-2009, 10:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
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There should be criminal penalties for some levels of stupid.
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04-01-2009, 10:36 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
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I'm hoping it's your story that's the April Fools joke, cause that just can't be serious.
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04-01-2009, 10:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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I'd be an only child a short time later.
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04-01-2009, 10:39 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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brother or not, I would never talk to him again.
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04-01-2009, 10:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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If you think I'm the sort to post that, you're crazy. This is totally true. I was just....floored
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04-01-2009, 10:48 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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I really hope he busted his brother in the mouth the second he saw him
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04-01-2009, 10:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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Im a Pacifist, and even I would be sorely tempted. I would need much praying to keep me straight, and I'm not sue that I would be successful. And no jury would ever convict you for battery with just one punch in that situation.
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04-01-2009, 10:52 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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When he got to the hospital and found his brother is the biggest dickhead in the world he should have turned the table. Call him up and tell him that he is at the hospital and they were shocked at how quickly he had arrived, as they didn't know the family had been contacted yet.
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04-01-2009, 10:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Jesus.......his brother really got him good!
Some might say it can't get any more grandiose than that. But, true champions rise to the challenge. He should try to bribe his brother's doctor to give him a false cancer diagnosis.
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04-01-2009, 11:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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The only tooper would have been to get a cop to pull a Powell on him as he raced to the hospital
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04-02-2009, 07:39 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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No, have the hospital call him and say his brother suffered a fatal heart attack after coming to the hospital and finding his brother had pulled a April's Fools joke on him. EDIT: This assumes the borther wasn't at the hospital already and really, why would he be?
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04-02-2009, 07:53 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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Another fantastic reason to call it the worst day of the year.
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04-02-2009, 08:50 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edge of the Great Dismal Swamp
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That's not cool at all.
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04-02-2009, 09:06 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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That is f up.
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04-02-2009, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Catonsville, MD
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I just met with him and we talked about it, Seriously feel for the guy,
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04-02-2009, 09:15 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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04-02-2009, 09:42 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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He should take his brother to small claims court to recoup any lost wages.
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04-02-2009, 09:43 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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04-02-2009, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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He yelled at his brother and cursed him up and down, and then felt bad about it afterwards. He's a good guy.
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04-02-2009, 12:43 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kansas City, MO
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At least he doesn't regret punching his brother in the face. Good for him. |
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04-02-2009, 12:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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04-02-2009, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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This. I haven't acted in violence toward someone since the 9th grade, but I think something like this would push me to that point. |
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04-03-2009, 06:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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With brothers like that, who needs sworn mortal enemies?
Fucked up.
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04-03-2009, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Jeez, how old is his brother? Death is nothing to kid around with, what an a-hole.
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