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Old 11-24-2008, 06:32 AM   #1
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One Day You're Dropping Snakes on Protestors, the Next Day...

You're leading a Jazzercise class.

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"A MAVERICK Thai general who has threatened to bomb anti-government protesters and drop snakes on them from helicopters has been reassigned as an aerobics teacher, the Bangkok Post said on Friday.

Major-general Khattiya Sawasdipol, a Rambo-esque anti-communist fighter more commonly known as Seh Daeng, reacted with disappointment to his new role as a military instructor promoting public fitness at marketplaces.

'It is ridiculous to send me, a warrior, to dance at markets,' he said, before launching an attack on his boss, army chief Anupong Paochinda.

'The army chief wants me to be a presenter leading aerobics dancers. I have prepared one dance. It's called the 'throwing-a-hand-grenade' dance', he said."
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Old 11-24-2008, 07:43 AM   #2
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I wish we did that in this country.
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Old 11-24-2008, 07:56 AM   #3
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Hilarious.
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Old 11-24-2008, 08:55 AM   #4
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The army chief wants me to be a presenter leading aerobics dancers. I have prepared one dance. It's called the 'throwing-a-hand-grenade' dance', he said.

Ok, that made me giggle.
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Old 11-24-2008, 09:08 AM   #5
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I dunno, he looks like he could probably teach aerobics okay.

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