This Celebrity Roast should've been on TV

SirFozzie · 10-24-2008, 10:19 PM

what do Tom Cruise, Jeffrey Ross, Bob Saget, Richard Belzer, Jeff Zucke, Gilbert Gottfried, and Matt Lauer have in common?

They all worked extremely blue at the Friars Club Roast of Matt Lauer.

Reporters weren't allowed to tape it, which is a shame.. from all notes this would not only be funny as hell to watch, but it would make five careers and end five careers.

On the scene: Tom Cruise helps roast Matt Lauer! | PopWatch Blog | EW.com

cartman · 10-24-2008, 10:32 PM

Where's the thread from the past where FOFCers said the roasters got out of line during a roast? Nothing is out of bounds during a Friar's Club roast. I wish this one would have been taped as well.

Lathum · 10-24-2008, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Where's the thread from the past where FOFCers said the roasters got out of line during a roast? Nothing is out of bounds during a Friar's Club roast. I wish this one would have been taped as well.

I think it was this one

Pam Anderson Roast - Front Office Football Central

cartman · 10-24-2008, 11:10 PM

Nope, it was another thread. I'll see if I can find it. It might have been the Bob Saget roast.

cartman · 10-24-2008, 11:12 PM

It was the ESPN Mike & Mike roast thread:

Touchdown Jesus Avenged! - Front Office Football Central

Lathum · 10-24-2008, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Nope, it was another thread. I'll see if I can find it. It might have been the Bob Saget roast.

Well fine. Go fuck yourself then.

cartman · 10-24-2008, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Well fine. Go fuck yourself then.

While I'm doing that, I'll remember how much your tattoo sucks ass.

Lathum · 10-24-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

While I'm doing that, I'll remember how much your tattoo sucks ass.

how would you know?

You couldnt even look at it

JonInMiddleGA · 10-24-2008, 11:19 PM

Did Lisa Lampanelli screw any black men during the roast?

(waits for someone not to get the joke & be all offended and shit)

cartman · 10-24-2008, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

how would you know?

You couldnt even look at it

Dude, I didn't want to see you get Captain2711's mug tattoo'd on your sack.

Lathum · 10-24-2008, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Dude, I didn't want to see you get Captain2711's mug tattoo'd on your sack.

well they are both shaved

stevew · 10-25-2008, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Did Lisa Lampanelli screw any black men during the roast?

(waits for someone not to get the joke & be all offended and shit)

Ma'am, excuse me, do your feet smell? No! Oh, okay, that must be your pussy then.

10-24-2008, 10:32 PM	#2
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Where's the thread from the past where FOFCers said the roasters got out of line during a roast? Nothing is out of bounds during a Friar's Club roast. I wish this one would have been taped as well. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

10-24-2008, 11:10 PM	#4
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Nope, it was another thread. I'll see if I can find it. It might have been the Bob Saget roast. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 10-24-2008 at 11:11 PM.

10-24-2008, 11:12 PM	#5
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	It was the ESPN Mike & Mike roast thread: Touchdown Jesus Avenged! - Front Office Football Central __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

10-24-2008, 11:19 PM	#9
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Did Lisa Lampanelli screw any black men during the roast? (waits for someone not to get the joke & be all offended and shit) __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 10-24-2008 at 11:19 PM.

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