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Old 10-22-2008, 04:51 PM   #1
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First Wedding anniversary gift

My first anniversary is approaching fast and I have several ideas about gifts for my wife but more ideas couldn't hurt.

IIRC several of us here got married within a few month span last year. Anyone have something clever or unique?

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Old 10-22-2008, 05:36 PM   #2
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This is the "paper" anniversary. I created an ANSI (oldschool artform that I have "the" website for, http://sixteencolors.net) of one of our wedding photos, had it printed 4x6, and wrote a note on the back. Nothing major, but she loved it.

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Old 10-22-2008, 05:38 PM   #3
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So you wore a green tie for your wedding?
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Old 10-22-2008, 05:39 PM   #4
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A great 1st anniversary present is a dinner with me!


Sorry, couldn't resist.

The first time I was married, my first anniversary I tried to give all gifts that in someway related to paper. So I bought her tickets to a broadway show, a card, and uhh.. can't remember what else since it was 10 years ago.

My second marriage I was far less romantic I guess and we spent the money on a weekend alone doing stuff in ironically enough Boston.
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Old 10-22-2008, 05:39 PM   #5
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Oh and nice job with the gift
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Old 10-22-2008, 05:45 PM   #6
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thats an interesting concept LS.

for now I plan on doing a GC to a spa for a couples massage plus our Boston trip.
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Old 10-22-2008, 05:45 PM   #7
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So you wore a green tie for your wedding?

green/black/silver stripes.

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Old 10-22-2008, 05:47 PM   #8
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FYI - We agreed ahead of time not to get gifts for each other.

I think a spa and the trip to Boston sounds nice. Maybe go a step beyond and actually schedule the Spa trip rather than the GC? That may be hard to do, though.
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Old 10-22-2008, 06:00 PM   #9
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Not so sure about the first anniversary gifts. I've found that a coupon for a penicillin shot is a fantastic last anniversary gift though.
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Old 10-22-2008, 08:45 PM   #10
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For our first anniversary, a couple of months ago, we went to Vegas for a week. It was her first trip, so we rented a car, saw a couple of shows, had great meals all week, and relaxed.

Excellent trip that we plan to do again.
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Old 10-23-2008, 09:30 AM   #11
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Old 10-23-2008, 09:38 AM   #12
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I didn't really like the whole paper thing, so I got her a ring with her birthstone in a heart shaped cut...
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Old 10-23-2008, 10:06 AM   #13
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Phillies Championship Gear.

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Old 10-23-2008, 10:27 AM   #14
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My wife asked me to buy her a nice set of pots and pans. She told me where they were. She knew exactly where they were in the store.
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Old 10-23-2008, 10:33 AM   #15
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:20 AM   #16
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A year membership with the jelly of the month club.
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Old 10-23-2008, 12:01 PM   #17
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A year membership with the jelly of the month club.

Dude...that's the gift that keeps on giving...all year.
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Old 10-23-2008, 12:01 PM   #18
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Phillies Championship Gear.

WHY MUST YOU JINX THEM!?!?!
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Old 10-23-2008, 12:19 PM   #19
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I took my wife to a fancy restaurant. We got all dressed up to the nines, got to the place, ordered, and that's when I started to get sick. By the time the food came I could hardly see straight. My wife ate quickly, I didn't touch a thing, and we zipped home where I spent the next 8 hours violating our bathroom in every which way possible.

I don't recommend following my lead.
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Old 10-23-2008, 01:13 PM   #20
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I didn't say which Championship.
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:11 PM   #21
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I like to think of the first anniversary as the office supply anniversary. Kitchen Products Anniversary doesn;t come until later.
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:32 PM   #22
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Another girl to join in.
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:34 PM   #23
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Another girl to join in.

I would rather get her something unique
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:53 PM   #24
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I would rather get her something unique

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Old 10-23-2008, 03:06 PM   #25
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I would rather get her something unique

That was no girl.
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Old 10-23-2008, 03:17 PM   #26
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Old 10-23-2008, 03:34 PM   #27
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we got each other tattoos.
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Old 10-23-2008, 03:38 PM   #28
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we got each other tattoos.

I think they already did that.
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Old 10-23-2008, 03:40 PM   #29
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Wow. Post #29, and no one's been crass enough to say "Divorce Papers"?
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Old 10-23-2008, 04:38 PM   #30
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A bowling ball
This is a good idea. If you are expecting to bowl on light to medium oil, I would suggest the Wrath Dead Flush. My wife averaged around 125 until she bought that bowling ball and got comfortable using it. Now she's got it hitting the pocket with authority, and she actually bowled a 203 this past Sunday. For heavier oil, the Ebonite Complete NV is a good one. It takes a while to adjust to it, and it seems erratic at first, but it's very powerful once you get the hang of it. It does have a tendency to roll out on drier lanes unless you get really good control of it, which I'm still working on.

Oh, and if you don't want to get her a bowling ball, I suggest throwing an alarm clock/radio through her windshield. Wrap a bow around the clock first. She'll flip out when she sees the busted windshield, but when she looks inside and sees the clock, she'll be yours forever, or at least until she figures out how to poison you without leaving evidence.
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Old 10-23-2008, 04:40 PM   #31
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Wow. Post #29, and no one's been crass enough to say "Divorce Papers"?

Lathum might be an ass, but he's not RendeR.
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Old 10-23-2008, 05:48 PM   #32
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Lathum might be an ass, but he's not RendeR.

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Old 10-23-2008, 05:48 PM   #33
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i dont get the render reference?
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Old 10-23-2008, 05:50 PM   #34
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we got each other tattoos.

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I think they already did that.

yeah, we already did tattoos together, but i do like that idea.
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:31 PM   #35
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:51 PM   #36
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Tattoo removal gift certificates then?

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Old 10-23-2008, 06:56 PM   #37
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Tattoo removal gift certificates then?


IIRC you were present for said tattoos and turned very green when you heard the needle turn on.
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:57 PM   #38
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Very true. It made W and SIL laugh.
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Old 10-23-2008, 07:14 PM   #39
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Old 10-23-2008, 07:17 PM   #40
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So that's what my Filipino doc was trying to talk me into getting.

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Old 10-23-2008, 07:48 PM   #41
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Old 10-23-2008, 09:24 PM   #42
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i cant believe you put a thread up for what to get your wife for an anniversary present....please tell me she doesnt know about this.
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Old 10-23-2008, 09:26 PM   #43
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i cant believe you put a thread up for what to get your wife for an anniversary present....please tell me she doesnt know about this.

explain to me how I put up a thread about what to get her?

I made it very clear I have several ideas what to get her and am mearly looking to exchange ideas. If someone has an interesting idea I would gladly incorporate it, but I'm not at a loss for gifts.
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Old 10-23-2008, 09:41 PM   #44
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Dick in a box?

Or is that only for Christmas?
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