This story made my night...

TheOhioStateUniversity · 10-16-2008, 11:41 PM

BY Brendan Brosh, Alison Gendar, Jonathan Lemire and Wil Cruz
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Cowabunga!

Three blockheaded teenagers were busted playing in a sewer Wednesday in Queens - after getting lost while pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, police sources said.

Schiller Milfort, 16, of Hollis, and Marvin Ottley, 17, of Bellaire, along with an unidentified 15-year-old boy, were shirtless and in their shorts and sneakers when firefighters plucked them out of a sewer in Kissena Park.

The make-believe heroes were crawling around the sewer system when they got confused and lost their way, police sources said.

They were not injured, officials said.

"These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers," said one police source. "They were never in danger, just goofing off and being stupid."

Milfort and Ottley were charged with criminal trespassing. The other teenager was released to his parents.

Three found, busted after getting lost in sewer

Recoil · 10-17-2008, 12:08 AM

I never had this initiative while impersonating TMNT as a kid. Respect.

Karlifornia · 10-17-2008, 12:33 AM

Are they too young for me to point out that the chick in the middle has an amazing rack?

Recoil · 10-17-2008, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Are they too young for me to point out that the chick in the middle has an amazing rack?

Moobies FTW

Mustang · 10-17-2008, 07:25 AM

I've seen mass murderers referred to by the police in better terms.

MikeVic · 10-17-2008, 08:57 AM

That's awesome.

Honolulu_Blue · 10-17-2008, 09:07 AM

Poor kids. I applaud their imagination.

M GO BLUE!!! · 10-17-2008, 09:35 AM

Their parent must be proud.

Honolulu_Blue · 10-17-2008, 09:43 AM

When I was a kid, I used to stalk around the creek nearby our house with my friends all the time. Sometimes we pretended we were ninjas, other times we were D&D-like adventurers, sometimes we were Star Wars characters, it was good times. Granted, I was like 8 or 9, instead of 15, and never got lost doing it, but still there are ton of more idiodic things for things for these kids to be doing.

Marc Vaughan · 10-17-2008, 09:47 AM

Thats fantastic - personally I spent at least one summer wandering around river banks with a long stick pretending to be a wizard .... although I have to admit I'd grown out of it by the ages they are - 17 seems a bit much for that sort of stuff really

(and I ended up as a programmer, gosh thats unexpected

)

M GO BLUE!!! · 10-17-2008, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan

Thats fantastic - personally I spent at least one summer wandering around river banks with a long stick pretending to be a wizard ....

(and I ended up as a programmer, gosh thats unexpected

)

Did you put on your robe & wizard hat?

MikeVic · 10-17-2008, 09:55 AM

You know, that's pretty harsh. Could the cop have liked to catch these guys stealing a car instead?

Mustang · 10-17-2008, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan

Thats fantastic - personally I spent at least one summer wandering around river banks with a long stick pretending to be a wizard .... although I have to admit I'd grown out of it by the ages they are - 17 seems a bit much for that sort of stuff really

(and I ended up as a programmer, gosh thats unexpected

)

So, now you just sit at your keyboard going

'YOU SHALL NOT.... CRASH!!!!!'

10-17-2008, 12:33 AM	#3
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10-17-2008, 07:25 AM	#5
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	I've seen mass murderers referred to by the police in better terms. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

10-17-2008, 09:07 AM	#7
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Poor kids. I applaud their imagination. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

10-17-2008, 09:43 AM	#9
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	When I was a kid, I used to stalk around the creek nearby our house with my friends all the time. Sometimes we pretended we were ninjas, other times we were D&D-like adventurers, sometimes we were Star Wars characters, it was good times. Granted, I was like 8 or 9, instead of 15, and never got lost doing it, but still there are ton of more idiodic things for things for these kids to be doing. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

10-17-2008, 09:47 AM	#10
Marc Vaughan SI Games Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Melbourne, FL	Thats fantastic - personally I spent at least one summer wandering around river banks with a long stick pretending to be a wizard .... although I have to admit I'd grown out of it by the ages they are - 17 seems a bit much for that sort of stuff really (and I ended up as a programmer, gosh thats unexpected ) Last edited by Marc Vaughan : 10-17-2008 at 09:48 AM.

10-17-2008, 12:08 AM	#2
Recoil High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GA	I never had this initiative while impersonating TMNT as a kid. Respect.

10-17-2008, 08:57 AM	#6
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	That's awesome.

10-17-2008, 09:35 AM	#8
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Their parent must be proud.

10-17-2008, 09:55 AM	#12
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	You know, that's pretty harsh. Could the cop have liked to catch these guys stealing a car instead?

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