09-09-2008, 12:05 AM | #1 | ||
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If Lane Kiffin were an actor.....
OK, so hypothetically if Lane Kiffin were an actor instead of a football coach, I think this would be his theoretical career path....
(I'm going to attempt to keep this as clean as possible) 2001-2004 Starts taking bit parts on soap operas 2004-Gradually increases his acting acumen and gets a gig on a network sitcom as some sort of comic relief type guy 2005-2006 Gets a bigger part on another sitcom, show has critical promise, but gets cancelled early 2007-Gets the chance to make his big screen debut. Unfortunately Daddy Day Camp was not a big hit. He continues to make such epic failures as Witless Protection, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie 2008-present His studio attempts to fire him, but he finds some loophole in his contract to get another set of movies. Surely they will all suck just as bad. Future-Nowhere else to turn, he's pretty much stuck doing porno I guess? |
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09-09-2008, 12:07 AM | #2 |
Head Coach
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Location: NYC
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...he'd be a lot happier in life right now.
(I reserve this statement for a thread titled "If Lane Kiffin were a Guantanamo detainee...") Last edited by Logan : 09-09-2008 at 12:09 AM. |
09-09-2008, 12:10 AM | #3 |
Head Coach
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Don't forget that his father is a legendary Soap Actor
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09-09-2008, 06:19 AM | #4 |
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I feel bad for Lane Kiffin. He doesn't deserve this.
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