Anyone want to buy a vowel?

cuervo72 · 07-22-2008, 11:25 AM

Just $250. Your choice of A, E, I, O, or U. Buys all instances of that vowel. Not all vowels guaranteed availability. No rebates. Offer valid until the supply of vowels is exhausted. Please contact Pat or Vanna. Thanks.

MJ4H · 07-22-2008, 11:25 AM

come again?

Karlifornia · 07-22-2008, 11:26 AM

If there's a three-letter word, and the first two letters are "T" and "H', you can be damn sure I'm buying that "E"!

miked · 07-22-2008, 11:30 AM

Category is people who annoy you...we'll give you RSTLE.

Yes, I'd like BGN and O.

Ok, here goes...N_GGERS

Uhm, I know it but I don't think I should say it...

rkmsuf · 07-22-2008, 11:32 AM

please lobby skydog to reduce cost of vowel to 200

thanks

Marmel · 07-22-2008, 11:34 AM

Does that include shipping?

RedKingGold · 07-22-2008, 11:58 AM

Hey, cuervo made a thread that's exactly like 85% of all threads at FOFC!

Pointless gibberish, ftw.

MikeVic · 07-22-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miked

Category is people who annoy you...we'll give you RSTLE.

Yes, I'd like BGN and O.

Ok, here goes...N_GGERS

Uhm, I know it but I don't think I should say it...

That was awesome. I don't watch the show anymore, but caught this.

Suburban Rhythm · 07-22-2008, 12:51 PM

Isn't Y sometimes a vowel? Does that come at half price or what?

Pumpy Tudors · 07-22-2008, 02:12 PM

buy one vowel at 250. if vowel don't come up, buy another vowel at 500. if that vowel don't come up, buy another vowel at 1000. keep doubling until you get vowel. no way there's word that don't have aeiou in it. if vanna don't light up any letters, wheel of fortune might not be game for you.

MikeVic · 07-22-2008, 02:14 PM

Sun Tzu · 07-22-2008, 02:20 PM

I get A's for free from a co-worker. I have one coming to be in about a week or so actually. I hate them so much, even though I haven't had an A since the latest version came out...I already know it's the worst ever. When I get it I'm willing to trade it in for a $150 credit on another vowel...as long as it's not E. I really hate E and A.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-22-2008, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

I really hate E and A.

I feel rather neutral about vowels, but I really hate S and M. For some reason, my sister keeps giving them to me for my birthday, though. EVERY FUCKING YEAR

MikeVic · 07-22-2008, 02:38 PM

I think your family has minor problems to work out Pumpy.

Sun Tzu · 07-22-2008, 02:39 PM

Weird, my Dad gives me S and M all the time. Sometimes I ask why he gives it to me and he just tells me to shutup and take it.

RomaGoth · 07-22-2008, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I feel rather neutral about vowels, but I really hate S and M. For some reason, my sister keeps giving them to me for my birthday, though. EVERY FUCKING YEAR

What does Pu_py Tudor_ spell?

See. Your name would be just stupid without S & M.

MikeVic · 07-22-2008, 02:48 PM

Pewpee Twodoor

Pumpy Tudors · 07-22-2008, 03:29 PM

i just went broked on the word syzygy. vanna asswhite can bite me

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07-22-2008, 11:58 AM	#7
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Hey, cuervo made a thread that's exactly like 85% of all threads at FOFC! Pointless gibberish, ftw.

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07-22-2008, 02:12 PM	#10
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	buy one vowel at 250. if vowel don't come up, buy another vowel at 500. if that vowel don't come up, buy another vowel at 1000. keep doubling until you get vowel. no way there's word that don't have aeiou in it. if vanna don't light up any letters, wheel of fortune might not be game for you. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-22-2008, 02:14 PM	#11
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	haha

07-22-2008, 02:20 PM	#12
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I get A's for free from a co-worker. I have one coming to be in about a week or so actually. I hate them so much, even though I haven't had an A since the latest version came out...I already know it's the worst ever. When I get it I'm willing to trade it in for a $150 credit on another vowel...as long as it's not E. I really hate E and A. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-22-2008, 02:38 PM	#14
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I think your family has minor problems to work out Pumpy.

07-22-2008, 02:39 PM	#15
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Weird, my Dad gives me S and M all the time. Sometimes I ask why he gives it to me and he just tells me to shutup and take it. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-22-2008, 02:48 PM	#17
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Pewpee Twodoor

07-22-2008, 03:29 PM	#18
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	i just went broked on the word syzygy. vanna asswhite can bite me __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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