The Official FOFC TMI Thread

[korme]

Ty Webb? That's awesome. My buddy calls himself Jeff Blake (Bengals hoo-rah) all the time to girls he's never met.

[rkmsuf]

I use Harry S. Truman as my name.

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by bsak16

Last Friday I was out at the bar with my softball team after the game. These two girls come up and talk with us. Both slutty...one was willing to show us her boobs many times and had nice nipple rings that she let me tug on.

Her friend and I start dancing and later her friend finds out that she was ditched at the bar. So I offer to drive her home. She lives out in a rural area by Mountain View Inn (Pumpy knows the area). I pull into her driveway which is about 100 yards long, lined by trees. She tells me to stop at the beginning of it.

We begin fooling around in the car...it's about 3am at the time. I ask her if she wants me to drive her back to her house and her response was...no my husband's back there.

I told her to get the fuck out of my car. She wasn't wearing her ring, but then pulled it out of her purse to show me. I told her to get out again and before she did she gave me her number told me I was so cute and wanted me to call. I told her not to hold her breath.

Good thing I gave her my fake name, Ty Webb, and not my real one.

That is TMI. She just had to tell you she's married eh?

[JeeberD]

Nipple rings...yuck.

[Dr. Sak]

Originally Posted by korme

Ty Webb? That's awesome. My buddy calls himself Jeff Blake (Bengals hoo-rah) all the time to girls he's never met.

Ty Webb is Chevy Chase's character in Caddyshack.

A few times in Canada I have used Wade Belak. A former defenseman for the Leafs

[Lorena]

Ya'll single men should use the name Pumpy Tudors instead. If enough people use it, the name will become legend as it has on the internets.

[RomaGoth]

I tried the Cleveland Steamer once.

[MikeVic]

What.

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I tried the Cleveland Steamer once.

Thats why its not good to use Pumpy's name.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I tried the Cleveland Steamer once.

I don't believe you.

[RomaGoth]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

I don't believe you.

Yeah I tend to get confused in random threads. What I meant to say was that I fried the three creamers once.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by bsak16

Last Friday I was out at the bar with my softball team after the game. These two girls come up and talk with us. Both slutty...one was willing to show us her boobs many times and had nice nipple rings that she let me tug on.

Her friend and I start dancing and later her friend finds out that she was ditched at the bar. So I offer to drive her home. She lives out in a rural area by Mountain View Inn (Pumpy knows the area). I pull into her driveway which is about 100 yards long, lined by trees. She tells me to stop at the beginning of it.

We begin fooling around in the car...it's about 3am at the time. I ask her if she wants me to drive her back to her house and her response was...no my husband's back there.

I told her to get the fuck out of my car. She wasn't wearing her ring, but then pulled it out of her purse to show me. I told her to get out again and before she did she gave me her number told me I was so cute and wanted me to call. I told her not to hold her breath.

Good thing I gave her my fake name, Ty Webb, and not my real one.

So I just found out that bsak was fooling around with my wife...

[korme]

Originally Posted by bsak16

Ty Webb is Chevy Chase's character in Caddyshack.

A few times in Canada I have used Wade Belak. A former defenseman for the Leafs

That's why I said it was awesome!

[Suburban Rhythm]

I am going to start dropping the name Ty Webb around my office, and see how many girls tell me they "know" him.

[Dr. Sak]

Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

I am going to start dropping the name Ty Webb around my office, and see how many girls tell me they "know" him.

When I am downtown I use the name Rico Fata. No one watched the Pens when he was with them so I am golden.

[RomaGoth]

I use the name Jarrod Skalde when I am in San Diego. Everywhere else I go by Ryan Leaf.

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Everywhere else I go by Ryan Leaf.

That's mean making them think you don't perform very good, I hope you injury yourself pleasing their every need.

[RomaGoth]

You mean like this guy?

[TCY Junkie]

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

You mean like this guy?

The story I heard was you could do it without any aids. I was being cantankerous earlier, pure jealousy. I should have mentioned to strecth previous to doing anything physical.