03-28-2008, 09:56 AM | #1 | ||
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Hypnosis
I left the house to go get coffee and a V8 with the tv on an infomercial for P90X, when I came back it is now some infomercial for some weight loss through hypnosis program. No I am not thinking of getting it, in fact I highly doubt it's ability to work.
So has anyone here ever used hypnosis for anything other then acting like a chicken at the county fair? Quit smoking, lose weight, become like Pumpy?
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03-28-2008, 09:59 AM | #2 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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One time I was about to get hypnotized but the guy had a heart attack during it. Ever since then I haven't a care in the world, and I'm dating a fuckin hot chick from Chotchkie's.
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03-28-2008, 09:59 AM | #3 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Dayton, OH
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I thought about using this to increase the wife's urges.... I wanted to have it so that when ever I said, "Make me dinner" she'd want to get it on. No dice though.
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03-28-2008, 10:03 AM | #4 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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I haven't eaten meat in 19 years and I would really like to try eatng it again. The problem is everytime I try I gag and spit it out.
My mother in law wants me to get hypnotized to cure me of this. |
03-28-2008, 10:04 AM | #5 |
Head Coach
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03-28-2008, 10:04 AM | #6 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I've tried hypnosis, was not impressed with the results.
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03-28-2008, 10:05 AM | #7 |
Go Reds
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Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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03-28-2008, 10:05 AM | #8 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I've tried it, and I became like Pumpy. Hell Atlantic was not impressed with the results.
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03-28-2008, 10:07 AM | #9 | |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Should work. Just like when I hypnotized you to believe the Giants won the Super Bowl. Whoops, I said too much. |
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03-28-2008, 10:24 AM | #10 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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03-28-2008, 11:15 AM | #11 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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I quit smoking through hypnosis. The only thing that worked.
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03-28-2008, 11:40 AM | #12 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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It's how I gave up sniffing glue.
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03-28-2008, 11:57 AM | #13 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I quit hypnosis through hypnosis.
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03-28-2008, 11:58 AM | #14 | |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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My wife gave up being a vegitarian around 2-3 years ago and had similar problems ... Initially she managed fish best but slowly she expanded out into chicken etc. and now she can eat ribs with the best of us (I'm so proud of her .... well its stopped her complaining about me eating steak anyway ) Last edited by Marc Vaughan : 03-28-2008 at 11:59 AM. |
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03-28-2008, 12:07 PM | #15 | |
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Get this done before the Vegas trip, because we need to make a visit out to the Salt Lick BBQ restaurant at Red Rocks Station Casino.
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03-28-2008, 12:12 PM | #16 |
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03-28-2008, 12:15 PM | #17 | |
Coordinator
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Location: Seattle, WA
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Always good to get the little lady eating meat.
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03-28-2008, 12:18 PM | #18 |
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Location: san jose CA
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Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big wierd eyebrows.
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03-28-2008, 12:19 PM | #19 | |
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Wow. You've nailed me on all three points.
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03-28-2008, 12:48 PM | #20 | |
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You do know that she's slept with Lumbergh, right?
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03-29-2008, 02:10 PM | #21 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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We saw a hypnotist at a comedy club and he had several ladies on stage stripping down to bras and panties and faking orgasmss on stage and such.
Not sure if they were plant or legit, but it was damn funny. |
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