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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I'm Giving KFC the 2008 Marketing Award
I know it's early, but they get the "5 Penises nailed to a board" award for 2008.
 This is awesome! hxxp://www.kfc.ca/home/en/wicked_crunch_contest.php NOTE - this is an ad, so there's no objectionable content, but you might not want to play the music at work!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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03-11-2008, 06:02 PM
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And JEJ doing the voice-over, to boot. Nice.
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03-11-2008, 07:29 PM
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pbbbt. i have yet to taste a "hot" sandwich made by a fast food joint. there all made for yankees
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03-11-2008, 08:18 PM
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dammit, this ain't about a product, it's marketing!
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03-12-2008, 06:27 AM
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Great ad, but where did you find the pic of the 5 penises nailed to boards?
Also, my title for the song would be "Santa Is a Liar". I thought I heard him say that somewhere in there. That asshole (Santa) never once brought me the things he said he would even after I told him a couple weeks before Christmas at the mall. Checking his list twice.. Right.
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03-12-2008, 06:49 AM
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What.
The. Hell.
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03-12-2008, 07:00 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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This is about taking death metal to the people! Hahahahahaha! I believe this is a Canadian KFC ad, though. Not sure how well it would go over in the states.
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03-12-2008, 07:01 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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It's the thumbs-up icon: Doesn't really look like that to me, though.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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03-12-2008, 09:32 AM
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I love how when I tried to enter my name for the contest, not the song name but my actual last name, I get told NO PROFANITY.
I had to change my last name to a fake one to enter.
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03-12-2008, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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When they air the commercial here, it starts at the part where he blows flames.
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03-12-2008, 09:49 AM
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they are trying to keep it simple for you
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03-12-2008, 10:41 AM
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What kind of world is this when you can't name a song "Cock Monster From Hell" in a KFC website?
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03-12-2008, 10:43 AM
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Dola
Pumpy's Penis Ping didn't work either. But, Ping Pumpy's One-Eyed Monster DID WORK!
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03-12-2008, 10:44 AM
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Now if only KFC writes a good hockey sim. |
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03-12-2008, 10:54 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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They're just breaking you in for the goods later on. There's nothing I hate more than a death metal band without a sense of humor.  
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03-12-2008, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Melbourne, FL
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Well I've nominated "Cuddly puppies in love" - I thought it matched the song nicely
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