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Anthony · 02-11-2008, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Ok, how about

forcibly taking Ellen vs Coulter missionary

damn you, you're wily.

i select forcibly taking Ellen. aaargh. now i have to create an addendum to the rules.

but don't think i'm going easy on Ellen. ohhhh no. i swear it, on the honor of my ancestors - she will pay. i'm gonna make her feel so disgusted to be in her own skin.

and again, i damn you for making me choose this.

rkmsuf · 02-11-2008, 01:48 PM

That's a pretty good answer. I like your style.

Phototropic · 02-11-2008, 01:48 PM

Dr. Sak · 02-11-2008, 01:51 PM

we need to start another f...marry...kill thread

Pumpy Tudors · 02-11-2008, 01:59 PM

Anthony · 02-11-2008, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phototropic

pteradactyl hands aside, she looks really hot in that pic. that must be an early pic. you're going to say you wouldn't fornicate with a woman who looked like that based off of the size of her hands?

maybe she just has really really small fingers, maybe that makes the rest of her hands look big.

rkmsuf · 02-11-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

pteradactyl hands aside, she looks really hot in that pic. that must be an early pic. you're going to say you wouldn't fornicate with a woman who looked like that based off of the size of her hands?

keep in mind if she gives you a hand job that you weiner will look like a fishstick

lungs · 02-11-2008, 02:20 PM

To me, she looks like a concentration camp survivor in that picture.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-11-2008, 02:27 PM

Jeez, that picture makes me want to donate 30 cents a day to her just to keep the flies off her eyeballs.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-11-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Critch

All the way from the floor to her balls.

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Originally Posted by cartman

Two words:

Man hands

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Grandpa hands!

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Well, yeah, all of this, and SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN.

She's a MAN, baby!!

Anthony · 02-11-2008, 02:36 PM

she looks healthy! she looks like she'd be game for an impromptu tennis match. she looks like she could go for a good hour in some hot wasp sex. she looks like she has the strength and vigor of the original New World settlers. they were hearty people, those pilgrims. she's got the steely gaze of a New England woman of privilege. i could see myself with her in a good, healthy american romp in a wintery chateau by a wild fire.

hands? that's all you got? c'mon, that's a really nice pic of her, better than i thought she was capable of.

Dr. Sak · 02-11-2008, 02:39 PM

oh my god i just realized that the girl i am dating looks like her...i need to go delouse myself.

Honolulu_Blue · 02-11-2008, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

she looks healthy! she looks like she'd be game for an impromptu tennis match. she looks like she could go for a good hour in some hot wasp sex. she looks like she has the strength and vigor of the original New World settlers. they were hearty people, those pilgrims. she's got the steely gaze of a New England woman of privilege. i could see myself with her in a good, healthy american romp in a wintery chateau by a wild fire.

hands? that's all you got? c'mon, that's a really nice pic of her, better than i thought she was capable of.

Man hands + Adam's apple + Looking like a concentration camp survivor.

Is that not enough?

rkmsuf · 02-11-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Man hands + Adam's apple + Looking like a concentration camp survivor.

Is that not enough?

not if she plays with your veggies

Mustang · 02-11-2008, 03:20 PM

Women with large hands make my junk look small.

Small hands are where it's at.

Greyroofoo · 02-11-2008, 03:41 PM

Toledo wants in on dissing marines too.

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Finkbeiner taking flak over Marines
Mayor defends his decision to cancel urban war games

By JC REINDL
BLADE STAFF WRITER

They were gone but not forgotten.

A day after Mayor Carty Finkbeiner ordered 200 Marine Corps Reservists out of downtown Toledo, residents here and elsewhere expressed disappointment, disbelief, and even outrage.

His last-minute call Friday resulted in the unit canceling its planned training exercises and returning to Grand Rapids, Mich.

And by yesterday afternoon, the mayor's reaction had become a national news story picked up by Internet blogs along with the popular Web site, The Drudge Report. Media phone lines and e-mail boxes kept busy as keyboard-tapping critics sounded their opinions on what some have billed the "Carty vs. Marines" controversy.

Some compared the flap to the one Mr. Finkbeiner set off during his first term in 1994, with his proposal that the city move its deaf population to land near Toledo Express Airport.

"It makes Toledo look like a national disgrace," said Steve Baxter, 47, of Columbus, who learned of the ordeal through a national political blog. "And it reflects poorly on your mayor."

Former Marine Brian Thompson, 40, of West Toledo said he was in disbelief when he first picked up the newspaper. Soon his feelings turned to anger.

"My perception now is that Carty feels it is OK for Marines to die in Iraq, but just don't come to Toledo," said the 13-year Marine Corps veteran. "The better trained the men and women are, the better chances that they'll come home alive."

In response to his critics, Mayor Finkbeiner declared his absolute support for the Marines Corps as well as all of the nation's armed forces - yet still defended his decision to send the Marines packing.

"No matter how much I respect, love, and appreciate the military, there are better places to conduct military planning and staging sessions than the central business district," Mayor Finkbeiner told The Blade. "I think the military brass would understand and appreciate that."

On Friday, a five-bus convoy carrying about 200 members of Company A, 1st Battalion, 24th Marines of Grand Rapids, was just minutes from Toledo. A city employee informed a unit leader that the mayor opposed their plans for another three-day urban patrol exercise on downtown streets, working from the Madison Building, a mostly vacant structure that is city-owned.

Some Toledo police officials had been aware of the Marines' training plans for weeks. The mayor said that he did not learn of them until reading a news item in Friday's Blade.

Mayor Finkbeiner, a Democrat, said yesterday that he ordered the Marines out because he did not want a repeat of the last time the Marines' battalion trained downtown in May, 2006.

"I saw the military with guns drawn emulating warfare, and I observed the expressions of citizens who happened to just be coming down the sidewalk that particular Saturday noon in wonderment, asking, 'What have I found myself in the middle of?'•" the mayor said. "There was a look of wonderment on some people's faces, and there was a look of fear on other people's faces."

While glancing about a downtown nearly empty of people yesterday afternoon, Douglas Finch, Sr., 55, of West Toledo, said he found the mayor's concerns unbelievable.

Mr. Finch recalled witnessing the camouflaged and rifle-bearing Marines in downtown two years ago. He said the sight was attention-grabbing, not scary.

"We have enough empty buildings here, so why not let them train in one?" he asked.

At VFW Post 2510 in East Toledo, men and women gathered around glasses of beer as they discussed whether their mayor acted appropriately. Their verdict was a unanimous no.

Dwight Griffin, 68, a former Army National Guardsmen, said the Marines became the unwitting scapegoat for whomever failed to keep Mayor Finkbeiner informed.

"Somebody dropped a memo and the Marines got caught in the middle," Mr. Griffin said.

City Councilman Frank Szollosi said he was "dismayed" by the mayor's actions. He said he would support organizing a council-led apology next week to the Marines on behalf of the city.

Mr. Szollosi likened Toledo's present image to that of Berkeley, Calif., where City Council passed a measure urging Marine recruiters to leave a downtown office, citing the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

After some California lawmakers threatened to cut $2 million in federal funding to that California city and its university campus, Berkeley's mayor apologized to U.S. servicemen.

"This might be a situation where the City Council has to apologize for the mayor's actions," said Mr. Szollosi, a Democrat. "I would certainly hope that the city of Toledo's federal funding is not put in jeopardy."

Among the few office workers downtown yesterday was Bob Gardner, an owner of the Miller, Gardner and Co. accounting firm, 500 Madison Avenue. Mr. Gardner said he and other employees witnessed the Marines 2006 visit, and recalled seeing camouflaged figures firing blank ammunition rounds.

"It scared the heck out of us, until we knew what was going on," Mr. Gardner said.

Mr. Gardner, however, said he doesn't oppose the Marines returning downtown. Prior notice is good for residents who would be caught in their mock crossfire. This year we were aware of [the exercise], and it wouldn't have bothered me one way or the other," he said.

Mayor Finkbeiner said if there is one major regret of this ordeal, it is the lack of communication to his office.

The mayor said if he had known of the Marines plans ahead of time, he could have arranged for the city to open the vacant North Towne Square mall or the former Jones Junior High School for their training.

Oh, and Carty Finkbeiner's Wikipedia page has already been updated

Phototropic · 02-11-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

pteradactyl hands aside, she looks really hot in that pic. that must be an early pic. you're going to say you wouldn't fornicate with a woman who looked like that based off of the size of her hands?

maybe she just has really really small fingers, maybe that makes the rest of her hands look big.

No I agree with you based on that pic. It must be from a while back.

Groundhog · 02-11-2008, 03:59 PM

Grey, can you please not take this thread off-topic!

JeeberD · 02-11-2008, 04:00 PM

No shit! What does the Marines have to do with chicks with huge hands?

Calis · 02-11-2008, 04:04 PM

I really didn't think this thread had any chance of being saved, but I was wrong.

Fine work gentlemen.

Groundhog · 02-11-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Calis

I really didn't think this thread had any chance of being saved, but I was wrong.

Fine work gentlemen.

Agreed.

Toddzilla · 02-11-2008, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Oh, and, btw, have you ever seen Jon's legs?

Nope - always been covered by the sheet.

*rim shot*

flere-imsaho · 02-11-2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Two words:

Man hands

++

Anthony · 02-11-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

She has the longest arms i have ever seen on a woman

ok, not for nothing, i took a second look at that 1st pic i posted of her, and jeezus those things are friggin long. i still think she probably smells good.

GrantDawg · 02-11-2008, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

she looks healthy! she looks like she'd be game for an impromptu tennis match. she looks like she could go for a good hour in some hot wasp sex. she looks like she has the strength and vigor of the original New World settlers. they were hearty people, those pilgrims. she's got the steely gaze of a New England woman of privilege. i could see myself with her in a good, healthy american romp in a wintery chateau by a wild fire.

hands? that's all you got? c'mon, that's a really nice pic of her, better than i thought she was capable of.

HA, you just burn white-hot sometimes.

Raiders Army · 02-11-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Phototropic

Dude, that's photoshopped.

Greyroofoo · 02-11-2008, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

Grey, can you please not take this thread off-topic!

sorry

Rizon · 02-11-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by lungs

To me, she looks like a concentration camp survivor in that picture.

Survivor or victim?

dawgfan · 02-11-2008, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Dude, that's photoshopped.

It comes from her official website - is she photoshopping her own pictures?

PineTar · 02-11-2008, 09:40 PM

If the government would just have the balls to reinstitute the draft, we wouldn't have to worry about military recruiters at all. I guess instead of committing political suicide by doing so, it is much easier to look like a patriot lobbing insults at the most liberal town in America. Why make the difficult decisions when its so easy not to.

Groundhog · 02-11-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by PineTar

If the government would just have the balls to reinstitute the draft, we wouldn't have to worry about military recruiters at all. I guess instead of committing political suicide by doing so, it is much easier to look like a patriot lobbing insults at the most liberal town in America. Why make the difficult decisions when its so easy not to.

What's this got to do with Ann Coulter's freakish arms, hands, and adam's apple?

dawgfan · 02-11-2008, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Groundhog

What's this got to do with Ann Coulter's freakish arms, hands, and adam's apple?

Yeah, no kidding - can we please stay on-topic?

Raiders Army · 02-12-2008, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

It comes from her official website - is she photoshopping her own pictures?

I don't think overspun.com is her official website. Show me the original from her website. You can tell whoever photoshopped it lengthened the upper arm and the hand. The upper arm is obscenely longer than her forearm as well as her hand. It's photoshopped.

Calis · 02-12-2008, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I don't think overspun.com is her official website. Show me the original from her website. You can tell whoever photoshopped it lengthened the upper arm and the hand. The upper arm is obscenely longer than her forearm as well as her hand. It's photoshopped.

http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/gallery.cgi

5th row down, 3rd over.

Raiders Army · 02-12-2008, 06:51 AM

huh. I sit corrected.

Subby · 02-12-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by PineTar

If the government would just have the balls to reinstitute the draft, we wouldn't have to worry about military recruiters at all. I guess instead of committing political suicide by doing so, it is much easier to look like a patriot lobbing insults at the most liberal town in America. Why make the difficult decisions when its so easy not to.

I want to make babies with you.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-12-2008, 10:19 AM

I WORE MY DENVER BRONCOS STUFF TO OAKLAND AND THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME WTF

CMON I'M CANADIAN

Desnudo · 02-12-2008, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

she looks healthy! she looks like she'd be game for an impromptu tennis match. she looks like she could go for a good hour in some hot wasp sex. she looks like she has the strength and vigor of the original New World settlers. they were hearty people, those pilgrims. she's got the steely gaze of a New England woman of privilege. i could see myself with her in a good, healthy american romp in a wintery chateau by a wild fire.

hands? that's all you got? c'mon, that's a really nice pic of her, better than i thought she was capable of.

Maybe people are feeling a bit inadequate

dawgfan · 02-12-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I don't think overspun.com is her official website. Show me the original from her website. You can tell whoever photoshopped it lengthened the upper arm and the hand. The upper arm is obscenely longer than her forearm as well as her hand. It's photoshopped.

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huh. I sit corrected.

Toddzilla · 02-12-2008, 06:14 PM

I can't believe in that picture, everyone is talking about arms and hands when it is clearly evident THAT THE GHOUL HAS AN ADAMS APPLE!

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