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Old 01-22-2008, 04:44 PM   #1
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Pumpy Tudors dead, according to cnn.com

Just want to guarantee that I will be the first to report this when it actually happens.

Don't bother with his Wikipedia page, either. ALREADY EDITED.
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:46 PM   #2
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Just want to guarantee that I will be the first to report this when it actually happens.

Don't bother with his Wikipedia page, either. ALREADY EDITTED.

Damn Pumpy!! You finally made the big time!! CNN.com. Wow.
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:51 PM   #3
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Don't scare me like that.
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:51 PM   #4
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Sportsdigs had this posted a couple of weeks ago.
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:55 PM   #5
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Geez! Did he bounty hunt himself?
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Old 01-22-2008, 04:56 PM   #6
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I heard his wife's been taken into custody after police found trout strewn about the bedroom. I also heard a rumor that police pulled a string of live trout of of Pumpy's rear.

Personally, I think she won't be charged. Clearly this was a self-inflicted overdose of trout in the rectum.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:00 PM   #7
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I wonder what happened!!!!
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:00 PM   #8
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He ate too much cheese.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:04 PM   #9
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:08 PM   #10
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Reports are that he was hung.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:10 PM   #11
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Reports are that he was hung.

And hung pretty well, too.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:13 PM   #12
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And hung pretty well, too.

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Old 01-22-2008, 05:15 PM   #13
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:18 PM   #14
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I wonder what happened!!!!

He went up the stairway.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:18 PM   #15
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:22 PM   #16
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He was probably upset about the rumoured engagement between Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylenhall.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:26 PM   #17
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very bad taste.. very bad.
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Old 01-22-2008, 05:38 PM   #18
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I thought for a second that the legendary Chattanooga Punter had died.

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Old 01-22-2008, 05:58 PM   #19
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sumbody done played teh lynch card....
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Old 01-22-2008, 06:10 PM   #20
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very bad taste.. very bad.

Well, only if you leave him out until he spoils.
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Old 01-22-2008, 06:18 PM   #21
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Police have put a apb out on this woman.. I ask that we all pray for Pumpy's family at a time like this.
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Old 01-22-2008, 06:53 PM   #22
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Can't say that I have ever seen much of his work but I have been looking forward to the Batman Sequel. This will have no effect whatsoever on that...
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Old 01-22-2008, 07:02 PM   #23
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Can't say that I have ever seen much of his work but I have been looking forward to the Batman Sequel. This will have no effect whatsoever on that...

LOL... Great copy and paste man!!!
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Old 01-22-2008, 07:25 PM   #24
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I really am surprised that none of the ultra-sensitive people here have made a comment on this (other than maybe DC).
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Old 01-22-2008, 08:37 PM   #25
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DC is Dark Cloud, not dodgerchick. At least to me, anyways.
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:07 PM   #26
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Suicide is a hoot, apparantly.
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:09 PM   #27
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Suicide is a hoot, apparantly.
OH HEY LOOK EVERYONE DAD WOKE UP!
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:10 PM   #28
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Eli > Pumpy Tooders
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:19 PM   #29
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OH HEY LOOK EVERYONE DAD WOKE UP!

That actually made me smile.
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:20 PM   #30
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Subby is my idle
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:34 PM   #31
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OH HEY LOOK EVERYONE DAD WOKE UP!

Hahahahaha!
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Old 01-22-2008, 10:00 PM   #32
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Police are looking for a TOOTHBRUSH as a person of interest in this matter.
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Pumpy Tudors

Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 01-23-2008, 09:53 PM   #33
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:00 PM   #34
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I just found out Pumpy Tudors was a punter from Chattanooga on the 1989 1-AA All American Team. Am I several years behind on this info?
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:05 PM   #35
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Dola- And Pumpy Tudors seems to be a State Trooper now in the Chattanooga area.
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:05 PM   #36
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I just found out Pumpy Tudors was a punter from Chattanooga on the 1989 1-AA All American Team. Am I several years behind on this info?
Yup.
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:06 PM   #37
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I heard his wife's been taken into custody after police found trout strewn about the bedroom. I also heard a rumor that police pulled a string of live trout of of Pumpy's rear.

Personally, I think she won't be charged. Clearly this was a self-inflicted overdose of trout in the rectum.

He didn't get caught ordering an Ashley Madison account on his CC statement?
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