01-22-2008, 04:44 PM | #1 | ||
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Pumpy Tudors dead, according to cnn.com
Just want to guarantee that I will be the first to report this when it actually happens.
Don't bother with his Wikipedia page, either. ALREADY EDITED.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 01-23-2008 at 10:10 PM. |
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01-22-2008, 04:46 PM | #2 | |||
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Damn Pumpy!! You finally made the big time!! CNN.com. Wow.
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01-22-2008, 04:51 PM | #3 |
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Don't scare me like that.
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01-22-2008, 04:51 PM | #4 |
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Sportsdigs had this posted a couple of weeks ago.
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01-22-2008, 04:55 PM | #5 |
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Geez! Did he bounty hunt himself?
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01-22-2008, 04:56 PM | #6 |
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I heard his wife's been taken into custody after police found trout strewn about the bedroom. I also heard a rumor that police pulled a string of live trout of of Pumpy's rear.
Personally, I think she won't be charged. Clearly this was a self-inflicted overdose of trout in the rectum.
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01-22-2008, 05:00 PM | #7 |
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I wonder what happened!!!!
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01-22-2008, 05:00 PM | #8 |
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He ate too much cheese.
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01-22-2008, 05:04 PM | #9 |
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01-22-2008, 05:08 PM | #10 |
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Reports are that he was hung.
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01-22-2008, 05:10 PM | #11 |
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01-22-2008, 05:13 PM | #12 |
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01-22-2008, 05:15 PM | #13 |
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01-22-2008, 05:18 PM | #14 |
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01-22-2008, 05:18 PM | #15 |
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i had some but i took my pc to the shop to get fixed and when i got it back they were gone
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01-22-2008, 05:22 PM | #16 |
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He was probably upset about the rumoured engagement between Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylenhall.
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01-22-2008, 05:26 PM | #17 |
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very bad taste.. very bad.
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01-22-2008, 05:38 PM | #18 |
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I thought for a second that the legendary Chattanooga Punter had died.
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01-22-2008, 05:58 PM | #19 |
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sumbody done played teh lynch card....
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01-22-2008, 06:10 PM | #20 |
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Well, only if you leave him out until he spoils.
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01-22-2008, 06:18 PM | #21 |
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Police have put a apb out on this woman.. I ask that we all pray for Pumpy's family at a time like this. |
01-22-2008, 06:53 PM | #22 |
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Can't say that I have ever seen much of his work but I have been looking forward to the Batman Sequel. This will have no effect whatsoever on that...
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01-22-2008, 07:02 PM | #23 |
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01-22-2008, 07:25 PM | #24 |
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I really am surprised that none of the ultra-sensitive people here have made a comment on this (other than maybe DC).
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01-22-2008, 08:37 PM | #25 |
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DC is Dark Cloud, not dodgerchick. At least to me, anyways.
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01-22-2008, 09:07 PM | #26 |
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Suicide is a hoot, apparantly.
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01-22-2008, 09:09 PM | #27 |
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OH HEY LOOK EVERYONE DAD WOKE UP!
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
01-22-2008, 09:10 PM | #28 |
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Eli > Pumpy Tooders
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01-22-2008, 09:19 PM | #29 |
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01-22-2008, 09:20 PM | #30 |
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Subby is my idle
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01-22-2008, 09:34 PM | #31 |
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01-22-2008, 10:00 PM | #32 |
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Police are looking for a TOOTHBRUSH as a person of interest in this matter.
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
01-23-2008, 09:53 PM | #33 |
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Live by the sword, die by the sword.
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01-23-2008, 10:00 PM | #34 |
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I just found out Pumpy Tudors was a punter from Chattanooga on the 1989 1-AA All American Team. Am I several years behind on this info?
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01-23-2008, 10:05 PM | #35 |
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Dola- And Pumpy Tudors seems to be a State Trooper now in the Chattanooga area.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
01-23-2008, 10:05 PM | #36 | |
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Yup.
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