Woman jailed for testicle attack

Tim Tellean · 01-22-2008, 01:03 PM

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

I am in no way a violent person
Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/h...de/4253849.stm

Published: 2005/02/10 15:13:36 GMT

Lathum · 01-22-2008, 01:05 PM

The guy doesn't deserve testicles

Pumpy Tudors · 01-22-2008, 01:06 PM

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

MJ4H · 01-22-2008, 01:08 PM

either something or somebody involved with this story needs to win an award imo

rkmsuf · 01-22-2008, 01:10 PM

I challenge anyone to pull hard enough that a guys underpants come flying off and results in him being completely naked after.

gottimd · 01-22-2008, 01:22 PM

She must be She-Hulk or something.

Drake · 01-22-2008, 01:23 PM

Thanks for scarring me for life, bastard.

Lorena · 01-22-2008, 01:33 PM

Looks like she went, balls out!

In all seriousness, that's fuckin' sick.

Antmeister · 01-22-2008, 01:42 PM

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...She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out...

That's just not right. I mean...I think she is confused about sex in general.

Lorena · 01-22-2008, 01:43 PM

I wonder if they tasted like Cheetos.

Lorena · 01-22-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I wonder if they tasted like Cheetos.

I think maybe a handful of people will get this joke.

MikeVic · 01-22-2008, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister

That's just not right. I mean...I think she is confused about sex in general.

Yeah I mean, you cook them first right? So obvious!

MJ4H · 01-22-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I think maybe a handful of people will get this joke.

Aye. You, me, and a couple of Canadians.

Greyroofoo · 01-22-2008, 02:39 PM

Welcome to 3 years ago

RomaGoth · 01-22-2008, 03:31 PM

Wow. Wow. Nothing else to say about this one.

korme · 01-22-2008, 03:40 PM

Dude have you ever seen a severed testicle? Putting it in your mouth... gross

RomaGoth · 01-22-2008, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Dude have you ever seen a severed testicle? Putting it in your mouth... gross

Can't say that I ever have. Hopefully never will. The mouth part was the least of that guy's problems.

path12 · 01-23-2008, 12:12 AM

Never get involved with a girl that can kick your ass. And is willing to.

ace1914 · 01-23-2008, 12:18 AM

that is crazy. I cringe just thinking about losing one of the twins...

Izulde · 01-23-2008, 12:23 AM

This story makes me cringe more than Cringer.

Ksyrup · 01-23-2008, 07:00 AM

You people have short memories. This kind of story stays with a man.

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...light=testicle

Neon_Chaos · 01-23-2008, 07:34 AM

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW. DAMNNNNN.

Greyroofoo · 01-23-2008, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

You people have short memories. This kind of story stays with a man.

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...light=testicle

beat ya to it

Critch · 01-23-2008, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

Welcome to 3 years ago

Strange thing about this is that it also turned up at the top of the BBC's "most emailed story of the day" list yesterday despite being 3 years old. Must be doing the rounds again.

Ksyrup · 01-23-2008, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

beat ya to it

This is what happens when reading turns to skimming. Sad that it's come down to testicles and American Idol threads for me.

Tim Tellean · 01-23-2008, 12:49 PM

Yeah I don't remember it from 3 years ago and just had to pass it along when I saw it back on BBC News list.

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