A word of advice

JeeberD · 07-18-2007, 08:35 PM

Casually washing your hands after chopping jalepenos to put into your chili apparently doesn't get all the hot stuff off of your fingers. So if you find yourself in this situation, let me assure you that the last thing you want to do is scratch your balls...

Dr. Sak · 07-18-2007, 08:39 PM

Jeebs i learned that the hard way...and so did my gf at the time.

Richard Weed · 07-18-2007, 08:41 PM

Dude, that has NOTHING on itching your eyes after cutting up habaneros!

JeeberD · 07-18-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Jeebs i learned that the hard way...and so did my gf at the time.

My wife just assured me that I'm not getting any tonight unless I can prove that my hands are 100% clean. Even more

for me...

CamEdwards · 07-18-2007, 08:45 PM

A female neighbor recently told my wife that she had a similar experience. Ouch.

Richard Weed · 07-18-2007, 08:45 PM

Use some Lava soap and get some!

Dr. Sak · 07-18-2007, 08:47 PM

It gave a whole new meaning to friction...

terpkristin · 07-18-2007, 08:50 PM

For the record, it sucks to touch your eye, too...
For some odd reason, somebody didn't believe I could eat a jalapeno without needing milk or sour cream, so I proved them wrong by eating a few slices. I immediately went to the bathroom and washed my hands with soap a few times, and went about my merry way. About an hour later, my contact lens was annoying me, so I stuck my finger in my eye to adjust it, oh wow, was that painful.

Needless to say, that contact lens was a lost cause, I had to get someone else to drive me home since I couldn't see.

/tk

MikeVic · 07-18-2007, 09:19 PM

Wow, I'm going to have to remember this.

albionmoonlight · 07-18-2007, 10:15 PM

Hard core to be making Chili in July. Props.

st.cronin · 07-18-2007, 10:18 PM

Jalapenos aren't that bad, compared to Da Bomb.

Lathum · 07-18-2007, 10:21 PM

I put shampoo in the tip of my penis when I was a kid and in the shower.

that was really bad.

Swaggs · 07-18-2007, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I put shampoo in the tip of my penis when I was a kid and in the shower.

that was really bad.

Welcome to Hollywood?

Lathum · 07-18-2007, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

Welcome to Hollywood?

ok, that's the second time in 2 days. WTF does that mean?

muns · 07-18-2007, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Jeebs i learned that the hard way...and so did my gf at the time.

Hey B, i can so see your face, thanks for the laugh tonight

MUNS

Izulde · 07-18-2007, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I put shampoo in the tip of my penis when I was a kid and in the shower.

that was really bad.

That was pretty RAMDEN.

path12 · 07-18-2007, 10:57 PM

In high school my girlfriend and I thought it would be fun to get a handjob with Deep Heat.

It wasn't.

stevew · 07-18-2007, 10:57 PM

hell, merely rubbing the sweat off your forehead will screw you up after cutting japs. Can't believe you were that inconsiderate to your boys to do that.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-18-2007, 10:58 PM

What is this "getting some" ye speaketh of?

Mustang · 07-18-2007, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Casually washing your hands after chopping jalepenos to put into your chili apparently doesn't get all the hot stuff off of your fingers. So if you find yourself in this situation, let me assure you that the last thing you want to do is scratch your balls...

A better lesson is..

Don't eat over at JeeberD's house because he scratches his balls while cutting up food.

DanGarion · 07-19-2007, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I put shampoo in the tip of my penis when I was a kid and in the shower.

that was really bad.

No comment.

JAG · 07-19-2007, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

ok, that's the second time in 2 days. WTF does that mean?

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ight=Hollywood

JeeberD · 07-19-2007, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

A better lesson is..

Don't eat over at JeeberD's house because he scratches his balls while cutting up food.

I'm sure you know this, but it was several hours later.

And wouldn't you know it...at about three in the morning I rubbed my eye in my sleep and woke up to a burning eye. The sucker is still tingling.

That particular jalapeno must have been a pretty potent one.

Cringer · 07-19-2007, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

hell, merely rubbing the sweat off your forehead will screw you up after cutting japs. Can't believe you were that inconsiderate to your boys to do that.

Are you having WWII flash backs? Everyone is talking about peppers and you are talking about slicing up Japanese people. Your sick man.

bbor · 07-19-2007, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by path12

In high school I thought it would be fun to give myself handjob with Deep Heat.

It wasn't.

Fixed!

path12 · 07-19-2007, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bbor

Fixed!

Shoulda seen that one coming. So to speak.

07-18-2007, 08:41 PM	#3
Richard Weed H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: May 2007	Dude, that has NOTHING on itching your eyes after cutting up habaneros! __________________ I'm tired of taking names and kicking ass...I'm just gonna kick some ass.

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CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	A female neighbor recently told my wife that she had a similar experience. Ouch. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

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Richard Weed H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: May 2007	Use some Lava soap and get some! __________________ I'm tired of taking names and kicking ass...I'm just gonna kick some ass.

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terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	For the record, it sucks to touch your eye, too... For some odd reason, somebody didn't believe I could eat a jalapeno without needing milk or sour cream, so I proved them wrong by eating a few slices. I immediately went to the bathroom and washed my hands with soap a few times, and went about my merry way. About an hour later, my contact lens was annoying me, so I stuck my finger in my eye to adjust it, oh wow, was that painful. Needless to say, that contact lens was a lost cause, I had to get someone else to drive me home since I couldn't see. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Jeebs i learned that the hard way...and so did my gf at the time.

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Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	It gave a whole new meaning to friction...

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MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Wow, I'm going to have to remember this.

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albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Hard core to be making Chili in July. Props.

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Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I put shampoo in the tip of my penis when I was a kid and in the shower. that was really bad.

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path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	In high school my girlfriend and I thought it would be fun to get a handjob with Deep Heat. It wasn't. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

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