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Old 06-24-2007, 03:13 AM   #1
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Old 06-24-2007, 04:10 AM   #2
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Funny stuff, but even the good Republican pictures are mostly butt ugly. Most of them look like men.
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Old 06-24-2007, 04:14 AM   #3
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I'd hit it with Bo Derek in Tarzan.
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Old 06-24-2007, 04:16 AM   #4
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I would too but Laura Ingraham, Debbie Schlussel, and Ann Coulter all look like transvestites.
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Old 06-24-2007, 07:36 AM   #5
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I'm excited to learn that Republicans know how to make jpg images and post them to the internet.
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Old 06-24-2007, 10:16 AM   #6
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I'm not sure what's worse, the list of tired, moronic statements intended to be funny or how far down the hotness scale the jpg creator had to go to find the last few Republicans.
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Old 06-24-2007, 10:33 AM   #7
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I love the one about college campuses. It's 100% true.
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Old 06-24-2007, 10:35 AM   #8
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I'm not sure what's worse, the list of tired, moronic statements intended to be funny or how far down the hotness scale the jpg creator had to go to find the last few Republicans.

And if it was another funny email forward about George Bush being dumb you'd think it was hilarious. Lighten up.
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Old 06-24-2007, 10:37 AM   #9
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I love the one about college campuses. It's 100% true.

That's not totally fair--our youth are in college. But once they hit 30 and haven't become one of the "lead protest organizers" they usually just say fuck it, get a job and become Republicans. So I can see the point.

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Old 06-24-2007, 02:51 PM   #10
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Ann Coulter's neck is proof that of the existence of brontosauruses
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:04 PM   #11
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Politics aside, on the internet political humor scale I give it a B+.
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:23 PM   #12
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Half of the lines are funny. I especially liked the culture war line. I agree with ML, B+.
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:44 PM   #13
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Dragging out Andrea Dworkin's picture seems a little harsh given that she has been dead for a couple of years.
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Old 06-24-2007, 03:50 PM   #14
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Politics aside, on the internet political humor scale I give it a B+.

Can you really leave politics aside if you're rating it on the internet political humor scale, though?
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Old 06-24-2007, 04:09 PM   #15
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Dragging out Andrea Dworkin's picture seems a little harsh given that she has been dead for a couple of years.


you mean she was ALIVE when they took that pic of her?! *shudders*
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Old 06-24-2007, 07:25 PM   #16
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Half of the lines are funny. I especially liked the culture war line. I agree with ML, B+.

Actually, I thought the "lines" bashed the Conservatives almost as much as the Liberals.

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Old 06-24-2007, 07:28 PM   #17
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Actually, I thought the "lines" bashed the Conservatives almost as much as the Liberals.

Heh. I did too. At first I thought it was a clever back-handed slap at conservatives, but then I realized that most of them really do think like that.
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Old 06-24-2007, 07:42 PM   #18
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Politics aside, on the internet political humor scale I give it a B+.

Am I the only one that immediately thought there should be an * next to this statement referring to a footnote that reveals that ML is among the 4.3% of FOFC that find Larry the Cable guy hilarious?
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Old 06-24-2007, 08:28 PM   #19
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They should have stopped with Bo Derek and Janine Turner.

I looked at the picture of Helen Thomas for about three minutes to see if it was a real life version of the old woman/young girl drawing.

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Old 06-24-2007, 09:36 PM   #20
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Can you really leave politics aside if you're rating it on the internet political humor scale, though?
Well, as opposed to the usual rating scale of "If I agree with the politics I will claim it's hilarious and if I disagree I will call it partisan crap, end of story". Call it the Dennis Miller Corollary.
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Old 06-24-2007, 09:41 PM   #21
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Am I the only one that immediately thought there should be an * next to this statement referring to a footnote that reveals that ML is among the 4.3% of FOFC that find Larry the Cable guy hilarious?
That was a protest vote. But it relates to this discussion. Most people who aren't in his target audience's political demographic are conditioned to say he sucks. And those that are will hoot and holler even when his stuff isn't working. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure people from any spot on the political spectrum can be funny.

(Well, except college campus liberals. Good god they're cringe-inducing.)
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Old 06-24-2007, 11:40 PM   #22
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Dragging out Andrea Dworkin's picture seems a little harsh given that she has been dead for a couple of years.

Well, they wanted to get her at her worst. Apparently death has improved her looks.

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Old 06-25-2007, 03:47 AM   #23
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(Well, except college campus feminists. Good god they're vomit-inducing.)

Fixed.
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