The official "Who is Dean Houston" thread for the FAQ

[corbes]

It's the rare QB who will tackle his own teammate on the 1 so he can collect another TD pass.

[Sun Tzu]

If Dean Houston met Jesus of Nazareth face to face, what would he say to him?

[Shkspr]

"Get a haircut, you hippie." ::SLAP::

[GoSeahawks]

So...uhhh.....who's Dean Houston?

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by GoSeahawks

So...uhhh.....who's Dean Houston?

A great leader of digital men...

[The Afoci]

Originally Posted by GoSeahawks

So...uhhh.....who's Dean Houston?

It is widely known that there is a little Dean Houston in all of us. The man gets around that much.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by The Afoci

It is widely known that there is a little Dean Houston in all of us. The man gets around that much.

Speak for yourself...not that there is anything wrong with that...

[The Afoci]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Speak for yourself...not that there is anything wrong with that...

Dean Houston has been with a lady or guy that has been with a lady or guy that you have been with. Lady or guy. That is a fact jack.

[Anthony]

Pick someone else to fling your feces at. Leave his legend untarnished.

[MIJB#19]

A Dean Houston thread with only one John Dixon reference?
People are really forgetting about the classic reloading cheat...

By the way, it doesn't surprise me att all that the Josh's Clan is coming up with these threads.

[Vegas Vic]

I found an interesting tidbit while perusing Dean Houston's biography in an old press guide. He said that his favorite musical group was "Milli Vanilli".

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

listen son, we can come back 5 years from now and people will still be talking about the miracle of Dean Houston.

you on the other hand won't even register a blip on the screen.

NOW, I can finally say bring back QOTM. Nice job.

[Poli]

I heard Dean Houston ate 1,090 MegaHertz for breakfast.

[Poli]

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

I heard Dean Houston ate 1,090 MegaHertz for breakfast.

I might need to add this number has absolutely nothing to do with any of my past jobs. Whatsoever.

[The Afoci]

I heard that Dean Houston is the whole reason for the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy". He once took on an entire aircraft carrier that was out to sea for 3 years and didn't even limp away. The man stood tall.

[nfg22]

I heard Dean Houston listened to country music, what a horrible travisty

[zentuit]

Ok something doesn't quite jibe right here...

Originally Posted by WussGawd

After calling the signals, Dean took the snap from the shotgun,

This is obviously a fabrication, since you can't access the center's goods from the shotgun formation. Unless the center has been "fixed" and tosses them back also. But in today's era of free agency, you very rarely see that kind of loyalty.

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

he played for two things.

for the people.

and for the glory.

Actually I heard he played mainly for crack. See I was talking with my family about this facinating football "legend" named Dean, and surprisingly I found out my sister's lesbian lover's brother's ex-girlfriend's uncle's ex-wife's niece's college roomate was his rock supplier. Its true.

tom

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by zentuit

Ok something doesn't quite jibe right here...

This is obviously a fabrication, since you can't access the center's goods from the shotgun formation. Unless the center has been "fixed" and tosses them back also. But in today's era of free agency, you very rarely see that kind of loyalty.

Actually I heard he played mainly for crack. See I was talking with my family about this facinating football "legend" named Dean, and surprisingly I found out my sister's lesbian lover's brother's ex-girlfriend's uncle's ex-wife's niece's college roomate was his rock supplier. Its true.

tom

Oh, zentuit, zentuit, zentuit....perhaps one day, if you stick around long enough and make enough contributions, will you be able to sling some mud on He Who Is Champion. perhaps people will think fondly of you years from now or raise a glass in your honor at the mentioning of your name as the good people of Cleveland do when His name is whispered.

Dean Houston retired many years ago, sadly, and yet we all still talk of him as if it were yesterday and he was that grinning, strong-armed field general who fearlessly lead his team downfield with ease in a playoff game. you have much research to do on the subject before you can begin to utter sentences about him. your journey will be an exciting one, rest assured, for the legend of Dean Houston has in it adventures that captivate the imagination and inspire the downtrodden - take from his story what you will.

and when you have learned all there is to know about Dean, then perhaps you can start to know what it means to be the rock upon which an entire city, nay -a whole nation - was built.

God Bless America. And Dean.

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

Oh, zentuit, zentuit, zentuit....perhaps one day, if you stick around long enough and make enough contributions, will you be able to sling some mud on He Who Is Champion. perhaps people will think fondly of you years from now or raise a glass in your honor at the mentioning of your name as the good people of Cleveland do when His name is whispered.

I think this thread proves no one raises their glass to Dean. Well, except maybe to pour something on him.

[cthomer5000]

I recently heard that there are still outstanding warrants in 27 of the 48 contiguous states. I'm not sure which ones though.

[NoMyths]

Not to mention those sex-trafficking charges in Thailand.

[timmynausea]

Originally Posted by The_herd

I expect to see Dean Houston in the next "Where are they now?" issue of Sports Illustrated.

I thought after retiring he became the governer of Vermont for like 10 years, and then he ran for President, and it looked like he would win the nomination until he "slapped the kid" (figuratively, of course) during a crazy screaming speech in Iowa. It was all over the news.

[Apathetic Lurker]

I heard a rumour about him, Tiquana... and the donkey show..??..

[SonyLuang]

I heard Dean Houston won a Texas Hold 'Em tourney without ever looking at his cards. He was blind.

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

listen son, we can come back 5 years from now and people will still be talking about the miracle of Dean Houston.

you on the other hand won't even register a blip on the screen.

Reloading is no miracle, son.

I wonder where the kid is that Dean Houston slapped? Maybe it's time for a SC Where Are They Now? piece...