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Old 05-02-2007, 08:42 AM   #1
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Impasse: real or not?

We've reached an impasse at work about whether or not this video is real. Any insights? I can't find anything on snopes.

hxxp://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/3581

For the record: I believe the diameter of a basketball hoop is 18 inches. We've already measured the hips of the women in my office, and at least two of them could feasibly do this.


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Old 05-02-2007, 08:44 AM   #2
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You guys really can't figure this out?
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:45 AM   #3
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:47 AM   #4
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I'm trying to avoid ebaum while I'm at work, so I have to ask: Is this the video with the guys flipping the woman cheerleader-style through the basketball hoop? If so, I don't think it looks real at all.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:47 AM   #5
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I love that she's holding her head in pain and the guys are all jumping up and down laughing.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:51 AM   #6
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I love that she's holding her head in pain and the guys are all jumping up and down laughing.
You know what? I think the video with the kid getting his leg stuck in the goal is an homage to this one. Yep, I'm really starting to think that. Those kids were really clever, and their video even looked real!
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:56 AM   #7
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You guys really can't figure this out?

The men really want to believe that we could convince a woman to do this.

The women really want to believe that no woman is small enough to do this.

Thus, impasse.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:57 AM   #8
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Looks to me like they are a good distance in front of the hoop.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:57 AM   #9
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Drake, your office needs to take a field trip to the gym. Bring a video camera.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:59 AM   #10
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I want to spend my days throwing women through hoops...rather than jumping through hoops because women tell me to.
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:04 AM   #11
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:16 AM   #12
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Turn it into a game of HORSE like Jordan and Bird did in that old McDonald's commercial.
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:20 AM   #13
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Turn it into a game of HORSE like Jordan and Bird did in that old McDonald's commercial.

Are you suggesting they use Tori Spelling?
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:27 AM   #14
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Are you suggesting they use Tori Spelling?
That's cold-blooded, man.
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:28 AM   #15
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Paused it at the 18 second mark. There is no way she went through the hoop.

The hoop is clearly behind her.
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:32 AM   #16
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You decide...

hxxp://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i225/spleen1015/girlhoop.png
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:38 AM   #17
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You decide...

hxxp://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i225/spleen1015/girlhoop.png

lol...I can't see shit
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:39 AM   #18
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You decide...

hxxp://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i225/spleen1015/girlhoop.png

That's pretty definitive. Thanks for wrecking my dreams, spleen.
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:45 AM   #19
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That's pretty definitive. Thanks for wrecking my dreams, spleen.

Means that you can be the first to do it properly.
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:56 AM   #20
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lol...I can't see shit

You can clearly see that the hoop is behind her.

Also, in that pic, her lower back is too far left for it to be inside the hoop.

That is just fancy camera tricks and acting.
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:56 AM   #21
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That's pretty definitive. Thanks for wrecking my dreams, spleen.

I'm here for you, buddy.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:17 AM   #22
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You can clearly see that the hoop is behind her.
Err, I'm not sure that "clearly" is the word you're looking for in regards to that picture.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:19 AM   #23
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Err, I'm not sure that "clearly" is the word you're looking for in regards to that picture.

Yeah, the pic is blurring, but you can still see that the rim is behind her.

Besides, her hips might fit through there, but there's no way her shoulders are going to.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:37 AM   #24
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Thanks, Mulder
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:18 PM   #25
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That was done for an ad that I used to see in the theaters. Can't for the life of me remember what the ad was for, though. But definitely fake...
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:30 PM   #26
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That was done for an ad that I used to see in the theaters. Can't for the life of me remember what the ad was for, though. But definitely fake...

It was a turn off your cell phone ad IIRC.
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