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Old 02-17-2006, 11:51 AM   #451
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Remember when this dude could do those alternating pec flexes in Bloodsport? Now he's molesting kids, that's too bad.

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Old 02-17-2006, 01:01 PM   #452
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It was a long time ago (over a year?), but it was something along the lines of....

"jb: The unusual way you post things has made me curious if there's a reason for it such as dyslexia or perhaps something more severe. Is there anything in particular?"

His response was that he grew up in an Italian household in America, but no, no problems.
Jbmagic is Italian? I read 300+ posts assuming he was Dat Phan from Last Comic Standing. Now I have to go back and reread everything with a completely different accent.
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:03 PM   #453
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Jbmagic is Italian? I read 300+ posts assuming he was Dat Phan from Last Comic Standing. Now I have to go back and reread everything with a completely different accent.

I always imagined him as the guy in Flowers for Algernon.
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:04 PM   #454
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Jbmagic is Italian? I read 300+ posts assuming he was Dat Phan from Last Comic Standing. Now I have to go back and reread everything with a completely different accent.

I always read them in the Kim Jong Il accent from Team America:World Police.
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:09 PM   #455
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Jbmagic is Italian? I read 300+ posts assuming he was Dat Phan from Last Comic Standing. Now I have to go back and reread everything with a completely different accent.

I always read them with the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait.
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:32 PM   #456
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I always read them with the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait.

and with this piece of gold, this thread should now end.

well done sir.
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:34 PM   #457
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i totally see jb in this:

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Old 02-17-2006, 01:37 PM   #458
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Jbmagic is Italian? I read 300+ posts assuming he was Dat Phan from Last Comic Standing. Now I have to go back and reread everything with a completely different accent.

I always read them in the style of William Hung.
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:39 PM   #459
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I always read them in the style of William Hung.


Oh, good raise there with the William Hung. That's a strong hand.
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:42 PM   #460
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I always read them in the style of attractive corporate voicemail female voice #1. You know, as in, "You have ONE unplayed messages." - the inflection of the voice and the verb/subject never matches.
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Old 02-17-2006, 02:59 PM   #461
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I have always kind of pictured Lhotka from Taxi.
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Old 02-23-2006, 03:27 PM   #462
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jb is jb. If he's someone who was banned coming back as an alter-ego, bravo. Because if that's an act, keeping it up for more than a year now without breaking it is an amazing feat.

awww, i bet it ain't that hard once you get into the rhythm of it.
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Old 02-23-2006, 03:28 PM   #463
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Why would you say that?

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Old 02-23-2006, 03:28 PM   #464
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awww, i bet it ain't that hard once you get into the rhythm of it.
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Old 02-23-2006, 06:27 PM   #465
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I was born here in the states.

What I don't understand, is why everyone continuesd to give me a hard time.

what have i ever done that is so bad to you guys?

i guess I lost all the respect to you and others here.

I am truly sorry, but i guess that not good anymore.
I can get you a copy of Microsoft Word to proofread your posts before you post if you'd like...
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Old 02-23-2006, 08:23 PM   #466
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I can get you a copy of Microsoft Word to proofread your posts before you post if you'd like...

wow. only a week and 75 posts later!
I take it there isn't a calender feature in that extra copy of Word you have?

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Old 02-23-2006, 08:43 PM   #467
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Hell, I'll type like an idiot for a free copy of Word (that is assuming I don't type like that already).
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Old 02-23-2006, 11:49 PM   #468
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wow. only a week and 75 posts later!
I take it there isn't a calender feature in that extra copy of Word you have?


I was sick over the weekend, besides another post reference jb and I thought about posted on this one.
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Old 02-24-2006, 02:21 AM   #469
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I was sick over the weekend, besides another post reference jb and I thought about posted on this one.
Does Word proofread verb tenses?
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Old 02-24-2006, 07:42 AM   #470
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Does Word proofread verb tenses?
There is a difference between typing missing a letter because you are typing fast and not knowing verb tenses.

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Old 02-24-2006, 07:50 AM   #471
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So.. where is Maximus?
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:31 AM   #472
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So.. where is Maximus?
Dead.
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:40 AM   #473
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Who exactly is Maximus? I have never been clear on this.
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:41 AM   #474
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wouldn't it be who WAS Maximus?
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Old 02-24-2006, 08:53 AM   #475
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Who exactly is Maximus? I have never been clear on this.
He was the guy who always pimped TPF.
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Old 02-24-2006, 09:17 AM   #476
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So.. where is Maximus?

I think the edit button had him wacked. Or maybe it was John Travolta.
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:00 AM   #477
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I think the edit button had him wacked. Or maybe it was John Travolta.

I heard it was Kirby Puckett, but that's just speculation.
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Old 02-25-2006, 10:54 AM   #478
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Who exactly is Maximus? I have never been clear on this.

Vulcan, right?
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Old 02-25-2006, 11:18 AM   #479
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Vulcan, right?
I think he's dead too.
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Old 02-25-2006, 01:54 PM   #480
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Who exactly is Maximus? I have never been clear on this.

The man on the grassy knoll
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:14 PM   #481
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Maximus.........IS....dead......


whoever can name that reference is a fucking champion.
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Old 02-25-2006, 02:28 PM   #482
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Maximus.........IS....dead......


whoever can name that reference is a fucking champion.

Gladiator?
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Old 03-13-2007, 11:46 AM   #483
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And another - the jbmagic thread trifecta is in effect
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