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05-15-2003, 09:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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KC News Item 1: Woman Charged With Attempted Castration
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05-15-2003, 09:27 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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WHY? WHY? WHY?
That would be the worst thing to EVER EVER happen. I'd take my rope and find the nearest tree. |
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05-15-2003, 09:32 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Yeah, and here's the shocker: he said today that if she "gets some help," he'll take her back.
If he does take her back, I recommend sleeping with one eye opening or gluing his fly shut. |
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05-15-2003, 10:00 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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"I mean everybody deserves a second chance..."
Yeah, and unfortunately for you, you've only got one dick. Choose wisely.
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05-15-2003, 11:05 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
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ksyrup,
ROFLMAO
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05-16-2003, 01:09 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Eh, who needs balls. I mean, after you move in with a woman they just become decorative anyways...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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05-16-2003, 01:22 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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If nothing else, you can use them on the X-Mas tree with a bit of tinsel and garland. Maybe a few lights and a musical theme. Moral of the story, don't flush them down the toilet after the operation, save them, pickle them, don't be a waste.
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05-16-2003, 07:44 AM
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Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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05-16-2003, 07:44 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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05-16-2003, 07:48 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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At least Mr. Wang's got the right name for the job.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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05-16-2003, 05:05 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Grafton, WI
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I love this quote:
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I certianly hope so! Can you imagine if this WASN'T theierdest thing that had ever happened to him. What a maroon. Last edited by SplitPersonality1 : 05-16-2003 at 05:06 PM. |
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05-16-2003, 05:31 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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all I can say to that guy is, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-16-2003, 05:58 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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After taking a look at his girlfriend, I'm not so sure castration is the worst thing she could do to him.
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