CHorN Bracket 2, Rd. 1: Jessica Alba v. 8 Reese Witherspoon

Lorena · 09-05-2006, 09:57 PM

Jessica should win this hands down.

Kodos · 09-05-2006, 09:58 PM

4 Jessica Alba v. 29 Reese Witherspoon

Lorena · 09-05-2006, 09:58 PM

Whoa, I traveled in time

Easy Mac · 09-05-2006, 10:00 PM

I like Reese, but he Green Goblin chin is getting more pronounced with every passing year.

bulletsponge · 09-05-2006, 10:02 PM

Alba gives my guy cramps

Izulde · 09-05-2006, 10:13 PM

Wow.

Talk about an early asskicking.

hoopsguy · 09-05-2006, 10:18 PM

Anxiety voting for both Witherspoon over Alba and Patrick over Hayek. Discuss.

Vince · 09-05-2006, 10:30 PM

I love me some Reese Witherspoon, but this was just a terrible first round matchup. Alba is phenomenal.

sabotai · 09-05-2006, 11:04 PM

I'm with Vince. It's a shame Witherspoon got put up against Alba. I'd probably vote for Witherspoon over 2/3rds of the women in the field, but alas, she is no Jessica Alba.

Neuqua · 09-05-2006, 11:27 PM

Not even close...

Mustang · 09-05-2006, 11:39 PM

I like to play a little game called - 'Joker or Reese'

BEGIN!

Crim · 09-06-2006, 12:33 AM

Reese Witherspoon is like a less-hot version of Jay Leno, and she's up against a goddess. Go ahead and close the poll, Kodos.

duckman · 09-06-2006, 12:45 AM

"Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!"

Raiders Army · 09-06-2006, 08:08 AM

No contest.

WSUCougar · 09-06-2006, 08:19 AM

Reese er, um, takes it on the chin.

Samdari · 09-06-2006, 08:19 AM

I don't get the love for Alba. She is the least attractive female in this contest to date.

dbd1963 · 09-06-2006, 08:22 AM

Reese is one of my wife's favorite actresses so I voted for her. But now I read a bit of an Alba bio:

Quote:

Nicknamed Sky Angel, Jessica admits she is a bit of a klutz, but with building busy schedules, who hasn't fallen from grace to clumsy and looked a bit goofy at times?

"I'm a little bit more of a dork. I run into things, and I'm kind of uncoordinated sometimes." Jessica Alba

"I like SpongeBob SquarePants. He's goofy, like me." Jessica Alba

If I had known that, I would have voted Alba. Man I love me some clumsy, dorky hotties..

WSUCougar · 09-06-2006, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbd1963

Man I love me some clumsy, dorky hotties..

It has bumper-sticker potential...

Julio Riddols · 09-06-2006, 08:56 AM

I think the most appealing thing to me about Alba is that she isn't a spotlight hog.. She doesn't really act like a "star" who deserves all this attention.

Add to that her clumsy dorkiness, and her obvious physical charms..

Thats a big fat number.

dbd1963 · 09-06-2006, 09:07 AM

I want to switch my vote. Are these Dibold machines?

Icy · 09-06-2006, 10:20 AM

Jessica Alba, don't like the other girl at all.

Buccaneer · 09-06-2006, 11:24 AM

Beauty over brains?

While I agree to the Joker/Reese comparison, you got to be fair and make the comparison between Bozo the Clown and some of the chicks, esp. a few of the high-seeded ones.

wade moore · 09-06-2006, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Beauty over brains?

While I agree to the Joker/Reese comparison, you got to be fair and make the comparison between Bozo the Clown and some of the chicks, esp. a few of the high-seeded ones.

Very fair point imo.

primelord · 09-06-2006, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crim

Reese Witherspoon is like a less-hot version of Jay Leno

I want to make sure I am clear on the fact that you think Jay Leno is hotter than Reese Reese Witherspoon.

Ksyrup · 09-06-2006, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by primelord

I want to make sure I am clear on the fact that you think Jay Leno is hotter than Reese Reese Witherspoon.

LOL!

On a completely unrelated point, thanks to your repeating of her first name, I now have "Reese Reese Witherspoon" running through my mind in place of "Ice Ice Baby."

primelord · 09-06-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

On a completely unrelated point, thanks to your repeating of her first name, I now have "Reese Reese Witherspoon" running through my mind in place of "Ice Ice Baby."

And now I do too.

Ksyrup · 09-06-2006, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari

I don't get the love for Alba. She is the least attractive female in this contest to date.

"Yes, I am much hotter than Jessica Alba."

rkmsuf · 09-06-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

"Yes, I am much hotter than Jessica Alba."

Don't excite the Pumpy Tudors.

Ksyrup · 09-06-2006, 03:02 PM

She's the hanging chad of this vote.

B & B · 09-06-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

"Yes, I am much hotter than Andy Dick in drag.

Zoinks

Ksyrup · 09-06-2006, 10:48 PM

Yeah, there's something bizarre about connection between those two.

That's what I'm naming my band...The Griffin Dick Connection.

View Poll Results: Who is hotter?
Jessica Alba	126	77.78%
Reese Witherspoon	36	22.22%
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09-05-2006, 09:58 PM	#2
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	CHorN Bracket 2, Rd. 1: Jessica Alba v. 8 Reese Witherspoon 4 Jessica Alba v. 29 Reese Witherspoon

09-05-2006, 10:13 PM	#6
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09-05-2006, 10:30 PM	#8
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	I love me some Reese Witherspoon, but this was just a terrible first round matchup. Alba is phenomenal. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

09-05-2006, 11:27 PM	#10
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Not even close... __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

09-05-2006, 09:58 PM	#3
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Whoa, I traveled in time

09-05-2006, 10:00 PM	#4
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I like Reese, but he Green Goblin chin is getting more pronounced with every passing year.

09-05-2006, 10:02 PM	#5
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	Alba gives my guy cramps

09-05-2006, 10:18 PM	#7
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	Anxiety voting for both Witherspoon over Alba and Patrick over Hayek. Discuss.

09-05-2006, 11:04 PM	#9
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I'm with Vince. It's a shame Witherspoon got put up against Alba. I'd probably vote for Witherspoon over 2/3rds of the women in the field, but alas, she is no Jessica Alba.

09-05-2006, 11:39 PM	#11
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	I like to play a little game called - 'Joker or Reese' BEGIN! __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

09-06-2006, 08:08 AM	#14
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	No contest.

09-06-2006, 08:19 AM	#15
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Reese er, um, takes it on the chin. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-06-2006, 08:19 AM	#16
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	I don't get the love for Alba. She is the least attractive female in this contest to date. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

09-06-2006, 08:56 AM	#19
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I think the most appealing thing to me about Alba is that she isn't a spotlight hog.. She doesn't really act like a "star" who deserves all this attention. Add to that her clumsy dorkiness, and her obvious physical charms.. Thats a big fat number. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

09-06-2006, 09:07 AM	#20
dbd1963 High School JV Join Date: Jun 2006	I want to switch my vote. Are these Dibold machines?

09-06-2006, 10:20 AM	#21
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	Jessica Alba, don't like the other girl at all. __________________

09-06-2006, 11:24 AM	#22
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Beauty over brains? While I agree to the Joker/Reese comparison, you got to be fair and make the comparison between Bozo the Clown and some of the chicks, esp. a few of the high-seeded ones.

09-06-2006, 03:02 PM	#29
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	She's the hanging chad of this vote. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-06-2006, 10:48 PM	#31
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Yeah, there's something bizarre about connection between those two. That's what I'm naming my band...The Griffin Dick Connection. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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