CHorN, Bracket 2, Rd. 1: 4 Alyssa Milano v. 5 Jessica Simpson

Kodos · 09-05-2006, 10:02 PM

13 Alyssa Milano v. 20 Jessica Simpson

wade moore · 09-05-2006, 10:29 PM

Man.. this one is hard for me... Just because of intelligence factor, I go with Milano...

KWhit · 09-05-2006, 10:57 PM

Jessica is just amazing to look at.

Kodos · 09-05-2006, 11:01 PM

If I knew nothing of their personalities, Simpson would likely have gotten my vote. But her monumental stupidity made voting for Milano easy. I expect this to be a close race though.

Daimyo · 09-05-2006, 11:14 PM

Simpson is a mainstream hottie that I just don't get. Her body is great, but her face is not attractive at all to me.

stevew · 09-05-2006, 11:24 PM

Who's the Boss bitches.

wade moore · 09-06-2006, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

If I knew nothing of their personalities, Simpson would likely have gotten my vote. But her monumental stupidity made voting for Milano easy. I expect this to be a close race though.

Agreed on all accounts.

Crim · 09-06-2006, 12:36 AM

My wife went through a phase of watching Charmed. Terrible show. I watched anyway. Milano verra verra hotta.

Radii · 09-06-2006, 12:50 AM

I probalby never would have opened another hot or not thread again if Simpson had won here. Milano is borderline top 5 material.

SackAttack · 09-06-2006, 01:20 AM

I had a crush on Milano as a kid, and time hasn't done anything to change that. Gotta go Alyssa.

AgustusM · 09-06-2006, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

If I knew nothing of their personalities, Simpson would likely have gotten my vote. But her monumental stupidity made voting for Milano easy.

you make that sound like a bad thing, my wife is a very intelligent woman - sometimes I could go for a dumb broad

Samdari · 09-06-2006, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

If I knew nothing of their personalities, Simpson would likely have gotten my vote. But her monumental stupidity made voting for Milano easy. I expect this to be a close race though.

I cannot believe people are voting for Alyssa Milano for her brains. I know Jessica is the proverbial post, but ITS ALYSSA FREAKING MILANO. Lets not confuse her with Einstein please.

Honolulu_Blue · 09-06-2006, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

I cannot believe people are voting for Alyssa Milano for her brains. I know Jessica is the proverbial post, but ITS ALYSSA FREAKING MILANO. Lets not confuse her with Einstein please.

It's all relative.

Kodos · 09-06-2006, 07:51 AM

With a dad like Tony, she must be a genius. Just being on the set with Danza must make one smarter.

Raiders Army · 09-06-2006, 08:08 AM

No contest

st.cronin · 09-06-2006, 08:37 AM

I actually think Jessica Simpson's whole dumb blonde thing is an act.

dbd1963 · 09-06-2006, 08:56 AM

Milano was on shows I never watched, Simpson makes music I've never heard. I don't know either of them. (I haven't watched tv or listened to the raido in nearly ten years, except for football.) As usual, my wife knows all about them. She says Milano is way hotter than Simpson. How do girls know these things? And is she right?

cuervo72 · 09-06-2006, 08:58 AM

Well, I'm a bit of the opinion that unless said female is into other females, even if they are right, the way they arrived at their conclusion is flawed. But that's just me.

Julio Riddols · 09-06-2006, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Well, I'm a bit of the opinion that unless said female is into other females, even if they are right, the way they arrived at their conclusion is flawed. But that's just me.

Allow me to play the deep dark cave to your spoken word and echo those sentiments.

WSUCougar · 09-06-2006, 09:12 AM

What? You want to be his deep, dark cave?

Icy · 09-06-2006, 10:19 AM

Jessica Simpson, i can't resist to blondes.

Ksyrup · 09-06-2006, 02:33 PM

Milano, based on her willing acceptance of a softcore porn career in the 90s.

BrianD · 09-06-2006, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Milano, based on her willing acceptance of a softcore porn career in the 90s.

That was nice, wasn't it? She just seems like she knows her way around a bedroom swing.

bulletsponge · 09-06-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

That was nice, wasn't it? She just seems like she knows her way around a bedroom swing.

this bedroom swing you speak of... was she in one in a movie?

BrianD · 09-06-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bulletsponge

this bedroom swing you speak of... was she in one in a movie?

Just the one playing in my head.

Ksyrup · 09-06-2006, 03:05 PM

I specifically recall a lesbian scene, back during the internet days when downloading a 45 second clip was like striking gold.

cuervo72 · 09-06-2006, 03:07 PM

Embrace of the Vampire, yes?

Ksyrup · 09-06-2006, 03:08 PM

I thought it was called Milano_les.wmv.

cuervo72 · 09-06-2006, 03:09 PM

Well now...I didn't know IFilm had Mr. Skin clips and reviews...

Eaglesfan27 · 09-06-2006, 09:55 PM

Milano in her prime wins this easily for me. She was my ultimate dream girl for most of my teens. However, I'm assuming this is going on where they are now. In that case, I have to take Jessica because of her amazing body.

View Poll Results: Who is hotter?
Alyssa Milano	104	61.54%
Jessica Simpson	65	38.46%
Voters: 169. You may not vote on this poll

09-06-2006, 08:37 AM	#16
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I actually think Jessica Simpson's whole dumb blonde thing is an act. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

09-06-2006, 08:58 AM	#18
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Well, I'm a bit of the opinion that unless said female is into other females, even if they are right, the way they arrived at their conclusion is flawed. But that's just me. __________________ null

09-06-2006, 09:12 AM	#20
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	What? You want to be his deep, dark cave? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-06-2006, 10:19 AM	#21
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	Jessica Simpson, i can't resist to blondes. __________________

09-05-2006, 10:57 PM	#3
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Jessica is just amazing to look at.

09-05-2006, 11:01 PM	#4
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	If I knew nothing of their personalities, Simpson would likely have gotten my vote. But her monumental stupidity made voting for Milano easy. I expect this to be a close race though.

09-05-2006, 11:14 PM	#5
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	Simpson is a mainstream hottie that I just don't get. Her body is great, but her face is not attractive at all to me.

09-05-2006, 11:24 PM	#6
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Who's the Boss bitches.

09-06-2006, 12:50 AM	#9
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I probalby never would have opened another hot or not thread again if Simpson had won here. Milano is borderline top 5 material.

09-06-2006, 01:20 AM	#10
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	I had a crush on Milano as a kid, and time hasn't done anything to change that. Gotta go Alyssa.

09-06-2006, 07:51 AM	#14
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	With a dad like Tony, she must be a genius. Just being on the set with Danza must make one smarter.

09-06-2006, 08:08 AM	#15
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	No contest

09-06-2006, 08:56 AM	#17
dbd1963 High School JV Join Date: Jun 2006	Milano was on shows I never watched, Simpson makes music I've never heard. I don't know either of them. (I haven't watched tv or listened to the raido in nearly ten years, except for football.) As usual, my wife knows all about them. She says Milano is way hotter than Simpson. How do girls know these things? And is she right?

09-06-2006, 02:33 PM	#22
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Milano, based on her willing acceptance of a softcore porn career in the 90s. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-06-2006, 03:05 PM	#26
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I specifically recall a lesbian scene, back during the internet days when downloading a 45 second clip was like striking gold. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-06-2006, 03:07 PM	#27
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Embrace of the Vampire, yes? __________________ null

09-06-2006, 03:08 PM	#28
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I thought it was called Milano_les.wmv. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-06-2006, 03:09 PM	#29
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Well now...I didn't know IFilm had Mr. Skin clips and reviews... __________________ null

09-06-2006, 09:55 PM	#30
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Milano in her prime wins this easily for me. She was my ultimate dream girl for most of my teens. However, I'm assuming this is going on where they are now. In that case, I have to take Jessica because of her amazing body. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

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