Cure for stinky farts??????

bbor · 05-07-2003, 12:22 PM

Please...i am killing myself here...the old lighter trick is'nt working...since i melted the damn lighter.

Franklinnoble · 05-07-2003, 12:34 PM

Click Here

CamEdwards · 05-07-2003, 12:40 PM

take a dump?

scooper · 05-07-2003, 12:59 PM

Flatulante.

tucker342 · 05-07-2003, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by CamEdwards
take a dump?

Now there's a crazy thought

PilotMan · 05-07-2003, 07:44 PM

Dont fart?

or

I have heard there is a filter you can use, no idea where you would get a hold of one though. I just heard about it. I suprised they havn't taken out an ad in Maxim magazine yet.

RPI-Fan · 05-07-2003, 08:23 PM

"stinky farts"

...as opposed to.. non-stinky ones?

ice4277 · 05-07-2003, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Franklinnoble
Click Here

You know what's great about that website? It says "This item is temporarily out of stock and will ship in approximately 1 to 2 weeks ." Now, seriously, if you really need to use one, I don't think you can afford the luxury of waiting that long

bbor · 05-07-2003, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ice4277
You know what's great about that website? It says "This item is temporarily out of stock and will ship in approximately 1 to 2 weeks ." Now, seriously, if you really need to use one, I don't think you can afford the luxury of waiting that long

Sorry...i bought up all their stock

Craptacular · 05-07-2003, 09:41 PM

Beano and lots of air freshener.

I got both of those for a wedding gift.

tucker342 · 05-07-2003, 09:50 PM

I usually light a match, but you've got to be careful, cause you never know when your ass is going to blow up

Mantle2600 · 05-07-2003, 09:57 PM

i wish there was a cure cause i just blew one.

Coffee Warlord · 05-07-2003, 11:07 PM

I just got back from the bar, and a good night of Guinness drinking.

I pity my coworkers tomorrow. Guinness gives you the most vile farts the next day.

Travis · 05-08-2003, 09:33 AM

1: Get one of those air fresheners that is activated by a gust of air (the kind you'd buy to put in front of the vents in your vehicle).

2: Find a piece of string approximately long enough to go from your belt to the area causing the extremely toxic fumes.

3: Tie string to air freshener and belt (not the same end of the string doofus).

Boom, problem solved.

We nearly did this for a buddy of mine for his birthday, dude is well known for his ability to clear a room any time he gets that little, "I know something you don't know" smile on his face.

kid_dynamite · 05-08-2003, 09:36 AM

swallow lots of air

bryce · 05-08-2003, 10:54 AM

cut back on the beer.

05-07-2003, 12:40 PM	#3
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	take a dump? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

05-07-2003, 07:44 PM	#6
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	Dont fart? or I have heard there is a filter you can use, no idea where you would get a hold of one though. I just heard about it. I suprised they havn't taken out an ad in Maxim magazine yet. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

05-07-2003, 08:23 PM	#7
RPI-Fan Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Troy, NY	"stinky farts" ...as opposed to.. non-stinky ones? __________________ Quis custodiets ipsos custodes?

05-07-2003, 09:57 PM	#12
Mantle2600 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Dawg Pound	i wish there was a cure cause i just blew one. __________________ Member of the Underground Browns. Cavs. Tribe. Buckeyes. Period.

05-08-2003, 09:33 AM	#14
Travis Pro Rookie Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Canada eh	1: Get one of those air fresheners that is activated by a gust of air (the kind you'd buy to put in front of the vents in your vehicle). 2: Find a piece of string approximately long enough to go from your belt to the area causing the extremely toxic fumes. 3: Tie string to air freshener and belt (not the same end of the string doofus). Boom, problem solved. We nearly did this for a buddy of mine for his birthday, dude is well known for his ability to clear a room any time he gets that little, "I know something you don't know" smile on his face. __________________ "I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it." - Rogers Hornsby

05-07-2003, 12:34 PM	#2
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Click Here

05-07-2003, 12:59 PM	#4
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	Flatulante.

05-07-2003, 09:41 PM	#10
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Beano and lots of air freshener. I got both of those for a wedding gift.

05-07-2003, 09:50 PM	#11
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	I usually light a match, but you've got to be careful, cause you never know when your ass is going to blow up

05-07-2003, 11:07 PM	#13
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I just got back from the bar, and a good night of Guinness drinking. I pity my coworkers tomorrow. Guinness gives you the most vile farts the next day.

05-08-2003, 09:36 AM	#15
kid_dynamite Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	swallow lots of air __________________ Chicago Bears: ooh rah

05-08-2003, 10:54 AM	#16
bryce High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dallas, TX	cut back on the beer.

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