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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Chicago, Ill
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Now This is Embarassing
Suit: Wolves Player Watched Porn, Caused Crash
Suit: Wolves Player Watched Porn, Caused Crash Caroline Lowe Reporting (WCCO) Minneapolis On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash. The WCCO-TV I-TEAM obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state. Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast. The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier. Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk." Interim Minneapolis Police Chief Tim Dolan ordered an internal affairs investigation of the conduct of the two officers who responded to the scene, after the I-TEAM made Dolan aware of allegations about the incident. Key questions are why Griffin wasn't tested for alcohol and why the officers drove him out of the city to his home in St. Paul. Griffin also received tickets for not having a license and inattentive driving. Griffin's damaged SUV was towed to the Minneapolis impound lot. Dolan told the I-TEAM he expects impartial policing. Dolan also said officers must get permission to leave the city. "Obviously, if somebody is drunk and they are driving we want that dealt with by the police officers of Minneapolis," Dolan said. In the video, Griffin can be heard pleading with witnesses to not call police saying, "I can't go to jail." The video also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn't have a driver's license. The video shows him struggling for minutes to put on his sweatshirt and offering to buy a car for the man who's SUV he crashed into in front of Santana Foods. Griffin was not available for comment. When he was interviewed by reporters after the crash happened, he said he had dropped his cell phone as he drove. The two officers involved in the incident, Daniel Anderson and Matthew Lindquist, have been with the Minneapolis Police Department since October 2001. The officers remain on duty pending the outcome of the internal investigation. (© MMVI, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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LMAO... oh man, that is great.
Seriously though, I'd be letting the dude buy me a new car as soon as I found out who he was. Not the same car he smashed, however...
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Plus he can hardly see. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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I don't begrudge him doing whatever he wants. It's his freaking life.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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Yeah, right up until the point that his actions dramatically interfered with someone else's life.
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Minneapolis
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looks like the store owner is going to be 'movin on up'.
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burke, VA
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: williamsburg, va
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You guys do realize GWB is making a joke in reference to another thread, right?
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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So he admits to police he's drunk, and they don't even give him a sobriety test? Were the police in awe of Griffin's overwhelming star power and fame?
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Wolverine Studios
Join Date: Oct 2003
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You would be too if you were face to face with the next Tim Duncan ![]() |
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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I'm neither a cop nor a lawyer but I would think that if he admitted being drunk you don't need to administer a sobriety test. |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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The non-apology press conference for this will be fun.
"I'm sorry if anyone was offended that I hit a car while driving without a license, drunk and masterbating . It has been brought to my attention that several members of the community find this behavior objectionable. This incident has been very trying and embarrasing on myself and my family. I ask that you respect our privacy during this difficult time. Thank you." Can anyone think of an incident where a professional athlete really apologized for doing something asshatty? I can't, off the top of my head. |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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Random guy approves. |
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Yup, I'm SOOO glad the Rockets traded Richard Jefferson for EG...
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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I think Jay Leno suggested a good nickname.
"The Carjacker" |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TX
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Masturbating while driving is not a totally uncommon thing to see. Even during morning rush hour oddly enough.
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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If I ever visit Edinburg, I'm going to remember to keep my eyes on the road. |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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I'm a truck driver, so most of what I see is in other places in the midwest, south, and the rest of Texas. The only thing I have seen down here was a chick going down on a guy, and then when I honked they decided to give me a show and for the next 20-30 minutes drove next to me as she stripped down and he did various stuff to her. Nashville, Indianapolis, and St. Louis are popular self-pleasuring towns from what I know though.
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Dude, that was you? I didn't recognize you without the beard!
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
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What I do in the privacy of my own car during rush hour is my business! |
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