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Old 05-03-2003, 07:15 PM   #1
JPhillips
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Returning Sailor Plans to Celebrate by "Naked Fighting"

Ahh the things kids will say. This is from someone who claims to have seen this. I didn't, but giventhe all day coverage surrounding the carrier's return it is at least possible.


An MSNBC news woman is interviewing families waiting for the Lincoln to dock. She asked a little boy of about 6 what he thought his daddy would want to do when he got home.

The kid says "NAKED FIGHT!"

The lady laughs a little and asks, "What's NAKED FIGHT?"

And the kid says "It's when they take their clothes off, and fight....At night, when it's dark....."

Nervous giggle from the interviewer, but the kid continues,

".....in the shower."

And finally, an embarrassed reporter has had enough......but not before they pull back to show Mom, who will be participating in the naked fight.

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Old 05-03-2003, 07:27 PM   #2
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Priceless.
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:54 PM   #3
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I hope to naked fight as soon as my girlfriend gets home from work...
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:07 PM   #4
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that's great
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:05 PM   #5
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they will probably beat the shit out of each other.

(not literally Franklin)
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:18 AM   #6
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they will probably beat the shit out of each other.

(not literally Franklin)


Thanks for qualifying that.

I think the kid watches too much pro wrestling... or maybe the parents watch too much pro wrestling...
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:21 AM   #7
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has this been snoped yet?
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