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Old 05-02-2003, 04:11 PM   #1
WSUCougar
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Exclamation Colossal Sea Cucumber Discovered off New Jersey

This thread does not actually exist. If you post here, you will spend the rest of eternity in the belly of a colossal squid. Or something. Please leave.
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:12 PM   #2
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Huh?
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:12 PM   #3
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He must have eaten some bad chinese food...
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:14 PM   #4
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That's two...
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:18 PM   #5
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Eh, it could be worse. I could spend eternity in HM's stomach...
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:24 PM   #6
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I dont know about this colossal squid thing. I mean sure its big and has eigtheen arms but thats it. No biggie.
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:26 PM   #7
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*gasp*

Heathen! I will deal with thy blasphemy later. It's Friday afternoon and I have not the time.
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:37 PM   #8
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I found a colossal squid in my pants....

... no, wait... must have forgotten to wipe. Nevermind.
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:52 PM   #9
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I found a colossal squid in my pants....

... no, wait... must have forgotten to wipe. Nevermind.


take your hand out of the rubber glove AFTER you pull your finger out of your ass
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:54 PM   #10
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take your hand out of the rubber glove AFTER you pull your finger out of your ass


Man, the things they leave out of the manual when you ask for instructions on how to give yourself a prostate massage... thanks, Fritz.
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:59 PM   #11
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there are some things you need to go to a Marilyn Manson concert to learn.

*still shuddering after 7 years*
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:49 PM   #12
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Uh...this is just weird.
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:46 PM   #13
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I don't like cucumber very much...
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:42 PM   #14
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Fritz did what with a colossal cucumber and his ass?
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Old 05-03-2003, 12:03 AM   #15
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ohhh, that's a scary thought...


I'm going to have nightmares
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Old 05-03-2003, 03:54 AM   #16
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Re: Colossal Sea Cucumber Discovered off New Jersey

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Colossal Sea Cucumber Discovered off New Jersey.


Did you just watch Jackass: The movie?

That scene with the sea cucumbers was disturbing. Actually the whole movie was a strange combination of disturbing and amusing.
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Old 05-03-2003, 05:28 AM   #17
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If they soaked it in vinegar, then it would be a colossal pickle. Just something to think about.
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