Quiksand in my mailman

Marmel · 05-02-2003, 10:32 AM

There I am minding my own business, when the mailman arrives. He is wearing a safari hat. I make some small talk and find out he can't wait for the Derby tomorrow, he is placing a few bets and is going to the Teletheatre around here to watch it.

Go figure.

Nice to finally meet you Quik.

Marmel · 05-02-2003, 10:33 AM

dola....

Damn. The thread title should read:

Quiksand IS my mailman.

Marmel · 05-02-2003, 10:33 AM

double dola......

I am sure this thread title will draw more readers though.

Butter · 05-02-2003, 10:34 AM

You got Quiksand in my mailman!

No, you got mailman in my Quiksand!

Bee · 05-02-2003, 10:34 AM

At least you spelled Quiksand correctly.

vtbub · 05-02-2003, 10:34 AM

Sorry no triple for you...

Easy Mac · 05-02-2003, 10:38 AM

"Quiksand in my mailman"

I'm sure of you lubed him up, it wouldn't feel like Quiksand, Marm.

Marmel · 05-02-2003, 10:39 AM

Of all the typos in the world, I had to make this one.

Easy Mac · 05-02-2003, 10:41 AM

freudian slip perhaps?

Maple Leafs · 05-02-2003, 10:46 AM

This is the second best thread title typo I've seen, right behind Andy's infamous "I'd like to publicly spank all my commisioners".

QuikSand · 05-02-2003, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Of all the typos in the world, I had to make this one.

Yeah, I'm not all that keen on it, either.

scooper · 05-02-2003, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maple Leafs
This is the second best thread title typo I've seen, right behind Andy's infamous "I'd like to publicly spank all my commisioners".

Was that really a typo?

Easy Mac · 05-02-2003, 10:52 AM

can a thread title be quote of the moment?

CamEdwards · 05-02-2003, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
"Quiksand in my mailman"

I'm sure of you lubed him up, it wouldn't feel like Quiksand, Marm.

Okay, this is the funniest things I've read here in a long time.

Easy Mac · 05-02-2003, 10:54 AM

and sadly, i too had a typo

bbor · 05-02-2003, 01:20 PM

Would'nt this actually be considered a ty-poo?

JeeberD · 05-02-2003, 02:41 PM

Oh crap, that's funny. I didn't even read the title correctly until you pointed it out, I read it as you meant to type it...

Easy Mac · 05-02-2003, 03:19 PM

primelord · 05-02-2003, 03:21 PM

TLK · 05-02-2003, 03:24 PM

Noop · 05-02-2003, 03:29 PM

Quiksand is really your mailman or are you just bullsh*tin? Damn thats kinda weird to meet someone you chat with on the net.

Anrhydeddu · 05-02-2003, 03:30 PM

Noop: think geography.

JeeberD · 05-02-2003, 03:33 PM

What, do you think that he couldn't commute from Mayland to Connecticut just to deliver the mail? Some people have passion for their jobs, Anry...

Easy Mac · 05-02-2003, 03:35 PM

it looks like Marmel has passion for his mailman

Craptacular · 05-02-2003, 03:39 PM

Marmel failed to mention he answered the door in an open bathrobe showing his bra and panties.

JeeberD · 05-02-2003, 03:39 PM

OrQuikHasPassionForMarm'sMailman.

Marmel · 05-02-2003, 03:40 PM

I don't know how familiar some of you newer guys are with the Safari hat Quiksand told once, but for some reason that always stuck with me. We all now Quik's obsession with the horses.

IT WAS A COINCIDENCE!

Sheesh.

Buzzbee · 05-02-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
it looks like Marmel has passion for his mailman

Actually, it looks like QuikSand has passion for Marmel's mailman.

Guess this gives new meaning to the term mail carrier. Or should that be MALE carrier?

JeeberD · 05-02-2003, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzzbee
Actually, it looks like QuikSand has passion for Marmel's mailman.

Guess this gives new meaning to the term mail carrier. Or should that be MALE carrier?

I think I already said that. But I don't blame you, it was hard to read (damn board actin up)...

Bee · 05-02-2003, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
Noop: think geography.

What does rocks have to do with this?

GoldenEagle · 05-02-2003, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
freudian slip perhaps?

I dont know about that Simon guy, he was crazy.

Anrhydeddu · 05-02-2003, 04:46 PM

Likely excuse, Marm, you were just being clever and cloy again since the "n" is not near the "s".

SplitPersonality1 · 05-03-2003, 12:12 AM

The last couple of days have produced some of the funniest threads in a very looooooooong time. I'm reading the FOFC board and smilin' again.

Quiksand in my mailman. Oh lordy.

sterlingice · 05-03-2003, 12:18 AM

What's to say his mailman isn't some hot girl and Kickstand (I'm sure this will cease being funny at some point) was in her and... Yeah, I'm sure that happens in something other than fiction...

SI

Rich1033 · 05-03-2003, 03:57 AM

"He was just checkin the mail. Get it? Checkin the male..."

05-02-2003, 10:33 AM	#2
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	dola.... Damn. The thread title should read: Quiksand IS my mailman. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

05-02-2003, 10:33 AM	#3
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	double dola...... I am sure this thread title will draw more readers though. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

05-02-2003, 10:34 AM	#4
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	You got Quiksand in my mailman! No, you got mailman in my Quiksand! __________________ My listening habits

05-02-2003, 10:34 AM	#6
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	Sorry no triple for you... __________________

05-02-2003, 10:39 AM	#8
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Of all the typos in the world, I had to make this one. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

05-02-2003, 10:34 AM	#5
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	At least you spelled Quiksand correctly.

05-02-2003, 10:38 AM	#7
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	"Quiksand in my mailman" I'm sure of you lubed him up, it wouldn't feel like Quiksand, Marm.

05-02-2003, 10:41 AM	#9
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	freudian slip perhaps?

05-02-2003, 10:46 AM	#10
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	This is the second best thread title typo I've seen, right behind Andy's infamous "I'd like to publicly spank all my commisioners".

05-02-2003, 10:52 AM	#13
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	can a thread title be quote of the moment?

05-02-2003, 10:54 AM	#15
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	and sadly, i too had a typo

05-02-2003, 01:20 PM	#16
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Would'nt this actually be considered a ty-poo? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

05-02-2003, 02:41 PM	#17
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oh crap, that's funny. I didn't even read the title correctly until you pointed it out, I read it as you meant to type it... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-02-2003, 03:19 PM	#18
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	up

05-02-2003, 03:21 PM	#19
primelord Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	__________________ .

05-02-2003, 03:24 PM	#20
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	^^

05-02-2003, 03:29 PM	#21
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Quiksand is really your mailman or are you just bullsh*tin? Damn thats kinda weird to meet someone you chat with on the net. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

05-02-2003, 03:30 PM	#22
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Noop: think geography.

05-02-2003, 03:33 PM	#23
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	What, do you think that he couldn't commute from Mayland to Connecticut just to deliver the mail? Some people have passion for their jobs, Anry... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-02-2003, 03:35 PM	#24
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	it looks like Marmel has passion for his mailman

05-02-2003, 03:39 PM	#25
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Marmel failed to mention he answered the door in an open bathrobe showing his bra and panties.

05-02-2003, 03:39 PM	#26
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	OrQuikHasPassionForMarm'sMailman. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-02-2003, 03:40 PM	#27
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	I don't know how familiar some of you newer guys are with the Safari hat Quiksand told once, but for some reason that always stuck with me. We all now Quik's obsession with the horses. IT WAS A COINCIDENCE! Sheesh. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

05-02-2003, 04:46 PM	#32
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Likely excuse, Marm, you were just being clever and cloy again since the "n" is not near the "s".

05-03-2003, 12:12 AM	#33
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	The last couple of days have produced some of the funniest threads in a very looooooooong time. I'm reading the FOFC board and smilin' again. Quiksand in my mailman. Oh lordy.

05-03-2003, 12:18 AM	#34
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	What's to say his mailman isn't some hot girl and Kickstand (I'm sure this will cease being funny at some point) was in her and... Yeah, I'm sure that happens in something other than fiction... SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-03-2003, 03:57 AM	#35
Rich1033 High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sylvania, Ohio	"He was just checkin the mail. Get it? Checkin the male..."

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