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Old 04-30-2003, 08:32 AM   #1
Fritz
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Ping KY Syrup

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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Old 04-30-2003, 08:37 AM   #2
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Your mama smells like 40-year-old wolf pussy.
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Old 04-30-2003, 08:41 AM   #3
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This is getting crazy, I think we need a Yo mama forum.
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:03 AM   #4
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Ksyrup -

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:15 AM   #5
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Mmmmmmmm gravy
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:19 AM   #6
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Your mother is so obese that she has rolls of fat.

So take THAT!
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:35 AM   #7
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Yo mama is asinine.
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:36 AM   #8
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Good ones. I'll have to remember this thread so that I can use some of these on someone whose mother isn't a size 4.

But hey, at least she's not dead!

My dad is portly, though, and balding. Whatcha got for him?
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:38 AM   #9
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Good ones. I'll have to remember this thread so that I can use some of these on someone whose mother isn't a size 4.

But hey, at least she's not dead!

My dad is portly, though, and balding. Whatcha got for him?


you are no fun. I am going to go play with Marmel instead.
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:41 AM   #10
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Good ones. I'll have to remember this thread so that I can use some of these on someone whose mother isn't a size 4.

But hey, at least she's not dead!

My dad is portly, though, and balding. Whatcha got for him?


Dads are no fun. Men just don't care.

My wife: "You're fat"

Me: "Yep. Pass the gravy."
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:41 AM   #11
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Oh goody.
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Old 04-30-2003, 10:04 AM   #12
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Hey Fritz, I'm no HM. But you should have already known that.
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