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Old 04-28-2003, 10:51 PM   #1
korme
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To All The Boys Up North

Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.

I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That's deer.

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

Five Iron Frenzy - Oh, Canada


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Old 04-28-2003, 10:54 PM   #2
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EH!
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:52 AM   #3
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FIVE IRON!!!!
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:24 AM   #4
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Ooh, a Five Iron Frenzy quote. Outstanding!
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:26 AM   #5
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hi drake...

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Old 04-29-2003, 11:52 AM   #6
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No.
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:59 AM   #7
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Yes. Now.
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:25 PM   #8
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The school I work at just had the Junior Senior Banquet (kinda like a prom without the dancing), and they played this song for one of our Canadian students. Great stuff.
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Old 04-29-2003, 05:09 PM   #9
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i recommend five iron frenzy for any crazy lyrics like those above.
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Old 04-29-2003, 05:12 PM   #10
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Yah Five Iron!

BTW, anyone here have the new braveSaintSaturn CD yet?
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:03 PM   #11
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haha i didnt think anyone would know the band, just props to them fellas up in the north.
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:11 PM   #12
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Not know Five Iron? But doesn't everyone one love ska? Oh, wait, nevermind...
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