I'm a bad, bad man...

Shkspr · 04-30-2006, 01:28 AM

...at least, according to my wife. Apparently, I've been keeping things from her - things that she, as an equal partner in this relationship, has a right to know about.

- I ordered FM Handheld for the PSP because, well, I had to - not available in stores here in Texas, right? So I let my wife know to be on the lookout for a package.

"A package? What did you buy?"
"Oh, some video game. Stores in town didn't have it."
"And how much did you spend on this video game?"
"It was about thirty, maybe thirty-five with shipping."

In my defense, she never actually ASKED whether that was in dollars or British pounds sterling. And I never ASKED her to examine our credit card statement this morning to see what that ~75 charge from the UK was. However, I apparently am rich enough to spend that much on a video game...and to take her out for a nice dinner at a restaurant of her choosing.

-After returning from said dinner, I sit down to watch the Tivo'd NFL draft. My beautiful wife sits down with me, and watches with me, and asks various questions about the players and teams. It's early in the second (I think), and one of the talking heads mentions of a LB prospect, "He'll be able to play either the Sam or the Will." Oops. My wife turns to me, face glowering, and clears her throat. "Why, exactly, did that guy on the screen just mention our dogs by name?"

Now, in my defense, she actually came up with the name "Sam" when we got our first yellow Lab about 18 months ago. And when the big guy got lonely and we had the chance to adopt his brother (from a couple litters later), I thought that "Will" was a reasonable choice as well. And if she wants to think that I'm a sensitive soul that wanted to name our dogs after Will Shakespeare and the faithful companion in LotR, well, that's just coincidence, right?

Right?

So anyway, it's the couch again.

NoMyths · 04-30-2006, 01:43 AM

You've been drinking.

Or if you haven't, you should be.

WSUCougar · 04-30-2006, 08:59 AM

I like this thread!

Noop · 04-30-2006, 09:14 AM

I don't get it. She got mad cause the person on tv said Sam or Will? If she did how the hell can you stand it?

oykib · 04-30-2006, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

I don't get it. She got mad cause the person on tv said Sam or Will? If she did how the hell can you stand it?

My exact thoughts every time I hear a story like this...

flere-imsaho · 04-30-2006, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths

You've been drinking.

Or if you haven't, you should be.

What he said.

Lorena · 04-30-2006, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shkspr

It's early in the second (I think), and one of the talking heads mentions of a LB prospect, "He'll be able to play either the Sam or the Will." Oops. My wife turns to me, face glowering, and clears her throat. "Why, exactly, did that guy on the screen just mention our dogs by name?"

I'm not exactly sure why she would *glower* at you. Maybe she felt forced to sit through it and wanted to express her anger by asking a foolish question?

Celeval · 04-30-2006, 10:54 AM

I think the translation was: "You didn't name our dogs after positions on a football team, *did* you?"

Eaglesfan27 · 04-30-2006, 10:55 AM

A few months ago, I let it slip (while talking to one of my friends that was visiting) that I named one of our cats after Sparky Anderson. My wife wasn't pleased.

oykib · 04-30-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

A few months ago, I let it slip (while talking to one of my friends that was visiting) that I named one of our cats after Sparky Anderson. My wife wasn't pleased.

So much more bullshit...

Would she have gotten mad if you had named him after a character in your favorite novel or poem? I don't know the details in your situation. But I'm always hearing silly shit like this from my friends.

I don't understand why it is that the things that the man in the relationship finds valuable are so stupid that their female partners find them insulting...

MrBug708 · 04-30-2006, 01:02 PM

Single?

oliegirl · 04-30-2006, 01:03 PM

Radii's cat is named Dean, after Dean Smith - and I could care less. When we got our dog and I named him Leo, after the angel on Charmed, radii rolled his eyes and might have laughed at me a little, but he certainly didn't care. That is a stupid thing to be upset about if you ask me...sounds like she was just trying to pick a fight.

Edit...I need to add that you were definitely wrong about fudging the price of the game. As long as that credit card is a joint card and is paid from a joint account, you basically lied to her and she had every right to be mad.

Maple Leafs · 04-30-2006, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shkspr

-After returning from said dinner, I sit down to watch the Tivo'd NFL draft. My beautiful wife sits down with me, and watches with me, and asks various questions about the players and teams. It's early in the second (I think), and one of the talking heads mentions of a LB prospect, "He'll be able to play either the Sam or the Will." Oops. My wife turns to me, face glowering, and clears her throat. "Why, exactly, did that guy on the screen just mention our dogs by name?"

You missed a golden opportunity to deny that that's what he said. Claim that there's no reason for the announcer to talk about your dogs, and that she's either hearing things or losing her mind. Then, since you had it Tivo'd, rewind it to prove it, and then say "See? You're crazy!"

Any chance to make a women question her sanity should not be missed.

Joe · 04-30-2006, 01:28 PM

she's a bitch

stevew · 04-30-2006, 01:34 PM

Middle Linebacker is "Mike" right?

Glengoyne · 04-30-2006, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Middle Linebacker is "Mike" right?

This is where I was going. No better reason to get a puppy. Right?

Franklinnoble · 04-30-2006, 10:35 PM

I let the kids name the pets. We have a cat named Hermione, a ferret named Padme, and another cat named Magneto.

I'll reserve veto power if we ever get another puppy... but, honestly, I think it's more fun to let the kids have at it.

Airhog · 04-30-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oliegirl

Radii's cat is named Dean, after Dean Smith - and I could care less. When we got our dog and I named him Leo, after the angel on Charmed, radii rolled his eyes and might have laughed at me a little, but he certainly didn't care. That is a stupid thing to be upset about if you ask me...sounds like she was just trying to pick a fight.

Edit...I need to add that you were definitely wrong about fudging the price of the game. As long as that credit card is a joint card and is paid from a joint account, you basically lied to her and she had every right to be mad.

I think you are sorely mislead about your cat's name. He named after the legend Dean Houston. I remember the headlines, because it cost radii like 79 cents and a cup of coffe from 7-11

Eaglesfan27 · 05-01-2006, 11:26 AM

Just to clarify, my wife wasn't "I had to sleep on the couch mad", she was just moderately displeased because I didn't tell her that was why I was naming the cat Sparky (in which case, she probably would have wanted to name him something else.)

Draft Dodger · 05-01-2006, 11:45 AM

my wife would probably have recommended a hockey or football name for a pet.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-01-2006, 11:52 AM

I want to get a dog and name him Claude Lemieux. Maybe he can beat the fuck out of my wife's evil cat.

(I'm kidding -- mostly)

st.cronin · 05-01-2006, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I want to get a dog and name him Claude Lemieux. Maybe he can beat the fuck out of my wife's evil cat.

(I'm kidding -- mostly)

It probably wouldn't work that way - my cats regularly beat the snot out of my dog.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 05-01-2006, 02:20 PM

I pulled the pet name thing on our current dog. We called him Casanova, Nova for short.

Of course, we then watched the first American Pie movie and she realized why I picked that name. However, she wasn't upset, just amused.

stevew · 05-01-2006, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

This is where I was going. No better reason to get a puppy. Right?

Sam, Mike, and Will could be a great 2nd level defense for the house.

Glengoyne · 05-01-2006, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Sam, Mike, and Will could be a great 2nd level defense for the house.

Actually, This story would be better if it were about his kids' names.

04-30-2006, 08:59 AM	#3
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I like this thread! __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-30-2006, 09:14 AM	#4
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I don't get it. She got mad cause the person on tv said Sam or Will? If she did how the hell can you stand it? __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

04-30-2006, 10:55 AM	#9
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	A few months ago, I let it slip (while talking to one of my friends that was visiting) that I named one of our cats after Sparky Anderson. My wife wasn't pleased. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

05-01-2006, 11:26 AM	#19
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Just to clarify, my wife wasn't "I had to sleep on the couch mad", she was just moderately displeased because I didn't tell her that was why I was naming the cat Sparky (in which case, she probably would have wanted to name him something else.) __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

05-01-2006, 11:45 AM	#20
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	my wife would probably have recommended a hockey or football name for a pet. __________________ Mile High Hockey

04-30-2006, 01:43 AM	#2
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	You've been drinking. Or if you haven't, you should be.

04-30-2006, 10:54 AM	#8
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	I think the translation was: "You didn't name our dogs after positions on a football team, did you?"

04-30-2006, 01:02 PM	#11
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Single?

04-30-2006, 01:28 PM	#14
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	she's a bitch

04-30-2006, 01:34 PM	#15
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Middle Linebacker is "Mike" right?

04-30-2006, 10:35 PM	#17
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I let the kids name the pets. We have a cat named Hermione, a ferret named Padme, and another cat named Magneto. I'll reserve veto power if we ever get another puppy... but, honestly, I think it's more fun to let the kids have at it.

05-01-2006, 11:52 AM	#21
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I want to get a dog and name him Claude Lemieux. Maybe he can beat the fuck out of my wife's evil cat. (I'm kidding -- mostly) __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-01-2006, 02:20 PM	#23
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	I pulled the pet name thing on our current dog. We called him Casanova, Nova for short. Of course, we then watched the first American Pie movie and she realized why I picked that name. However, she wasn't upset, just amused.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)