Sicko "Marriage Contract": NSFW

MizzouRah · 02-24-2006, 01:30 PM

hxxp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

Ok, some people do not deserve to live a life. I'm going to show my wife how good she has it.

What a f'n physco!

sterlingice · 02-24-2006, 01:32 PM

Repost from, I think, last week. Can't find the thread, tho

SI

sterlingice · 02-24-2006, 01:33 PM

Ah, here it is, about 5 posts down:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...d.php?t=47323&

SI

MizzouRah · 02-24-2006, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Ah, here it is, about 5 posts down:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...d.php?t=47323&

SI

Ah.. that's why it didn't come up when I searched... or at least I was looking at the topic titles.

AZSpeechCoach · 02-24-2006, 02:12 PM

I forwarded that to my wife. I felt dirty doing so. On the other hand, she has earned 5 GBDs in the past week, so I guess all is good.

MizzouRah · 02-24-2006, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZSpeechCoach

I forwarded that to my wife. I felt dirty doing so. On the other hand, she has earned 5 GBDs in the past week, so I guess all is good.

Toddzilla · 02-24-2006, 02:41 PM

Dude's Pimp Hand is way strong.

st.cronin · 02-24-2006, 04:20 PM

What is a GBD?

Shepp · 02-24-2006, 05:35 PM

I wonder if this contract was presented to the wife before or after they were married? If before, she should have seen whatever happened to her coming a mile away.

Buccaneer · 02-24-2006, 05:49 PM

Here's an interesting snopes community discussion about it, until it got off on a strange tangent.

http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/u.../t/001112.html

ThunderingHERD · 02-24-2006, 05:53 PM

"High five!!"

Lorena · 02-24-2006, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin

What is a GBD?

From the contract itself:

Quote:

Since there will be no trading, negotiations, or conciliations of any kind you are given chances to earn Good Behavior Days (GBD's). To receive GBDs you are to be totally compliant with everything requested or expected of you, and perform everything with complete and total enthusiasm. In addition GBDs will be given when you do things from the descriptions below when not expected. If you try to perform something not expected and I tell you no you will recieve half GBDs. Specific GBD info is listed at the bottom right of each description.

To see more, go to page 2 of the contract.

st.cronin · 02-24-2006, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

From the contract itself:

To see more, go to page 2 of the contract.

Thanks. In my current relationship, going on 4 years, I think together we have accumulated zero of those.

AlexB · 02-24-2006, 06:19 PM

I thought this was going to be a thread about the guy who was forced to marry a goat after he was caught in the act, but as it's not, here's the link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

I love the comment 'as far as we know they are still together'

Klinglerware · 02-24-2006, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jari Rantanen's Shorts

I thought this was going to be a thread about the guy who was forced to marry a goat after he was caught in the act, but as it's not, here's the link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

I love the comment 'as far as we know they are still together'

Classic FOFC tangent post. Excellent work!

AZSpeechCoach · 02-24-2006, 06:41 PM

Quote:

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Does that mean that those Frat boyz have to marry their goat also?

Schmidty · 02-24-2006, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

"High five!!"

Neuqua!!!!!!

Vinatieri for Prez · 02-24-2006, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

From the contract itself:

To see more, go to page 2 of the contract.

Quit misquoting the guy. At the end, he clearly states that it is not a contract, but a set of rules for her.

Plus, am I the only one that doesn't have a problem with this? I mean she doesn't have to go along with it, but presenting it to her as what he would like in the marriage is part of the open communications that are vital to a successful marriage.

ShovelMonkey · 02-24-2006, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

Quit misquoting the guy. At the end, he clearly states that it is not a contract, but a set of rules for her.

Plus, am I the only one that doesn't have a problem with this? I mean she doesn't have to go along with it, but presenting it to her as what he would like in the marriage is part of the open communications that are vital to a successful marriage.

Man, if I gave my old lady a paper like that the only open communication would be pain....

Vinatieri for Prez · 02-25-2006, 03:24 AM

Mine too. But, you see, that's a classic example of not welcoming open communication in the marriage.

GrantDawg · 02-25-2006, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinatieri for Prez

Quit misquoting the guy. At the end, he clearly states that it is not a contract, but a set of rules for her.

Plus, am I the only one that doesn't have a problem with this? I mean she doesn't have to go along with it, but presenting it to her as what he would like in the marriage is part of the open communications that are vital to a successful marriage.

Great spin! Are you a lawyer or a politician? Either way, I now have a talking point in my discussion to get my wife to sign the dotted line.

Vinatieri for Prez · 02-27-2006, 12:41 AM

02-24-2006, 01:32 PM	#2
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Repost from, I think, last week. Can't find the thread, tho SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

02-24-2006, 01:33 PM	#3
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Ah, here it is, about 5 posts down: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...d.php?t=47323& SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

02-24-2006, 02:12 PM	#5
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	I forwarded that to my wife. I felt dirty doing so. On the other hand, she has earned 5 GBDs in the past week, so I guess all is good. __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

02-24-2006, 04:20 PM	#8
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	What is a GBD? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

02-24-2006, 05:53 PM	#11
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	"High five!!" __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

02-24-2006, 02:41 PM	#7
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Dude's Pimp Hand is way strong.

02-24-2006, 05:35 PM	#9
Shepp High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA	I wonder if this contract was presented to the wife before or after they were married? If before, she should have seen whatever happened to her coming a mile away.

02-24-2006, 05:49 PM	#10
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Here's an interesting snopes community discussion about it, until it got off on a strange tangent. http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/u.../t/001112.html

02-24-2006, 06:19 PM	#14
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	I thought this was going to be a thread about the guy who was forced to marry a goat after he was caught in the act, but as it's not, here's the link http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm I love the comment 'as far as we know they are still together' __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

02-25-2006, 03:24 AM	#20
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	Mine too. But, you see, that's a classic example of not welcoming open communication in the marriage.

02-27-2006, 12:41 AM	#22
Vinatieri for Prez College Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle	Yes.

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