anyone ever been in prison?

Lathum · 02-04-2006, 04:43 AM

just wondering if any of our FOFC brothers have been in the joint?

Desmond · 02-04-2006, 04:45 AM

No, but i've gotten drunk and simulated the experience on an occasion or two.

Yossarian · 02-04-2006, 05:20 AM

I spent a summer in Barlinne prison in glasgow when I was 17.

filing health records

SegRat · 02-04-2006, 05:21 AM

Usually 8 hours a night and at least 40 hours a week. 9 years served with probably 20 to 25 years left to go.

tanglewood · 02-04-2006, 05:35 AM

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Draft Dodger · 02-04-2006, 07:50 AM

county jail, yes. prison, no.

Ben E Lou · 02-04-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

county jail, yes. prison, no.

Lemme guess, two hours after this pic was taken?

NoMyths · 02-04-2006, 09:18 AM

*paging Buccaneer*

bbor · 02-04-2006, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Desmond

No, but i've gotten drunk and simulated the experience on an occasion or two.

Ditto.

lungs · 02-04-2006, 11:09 AM

yeah, i was married for two years

duckman · 02-04-2006, 12:18 PM

I've been in a holding cell a few times.

JeeberD · 02-04-2006, 01:55 PM

I spent a night in a holding cell...

Lorena · 02-04-2006, 01:57 PM

I WAS gonna be sent to jail, but my wussy ass started crying and the judge cut me some slack.

st.cronin · 02-04-2006, 02:00 PM

I've never been in an American prison. I have twice been detained in foreign countries, and never plan on leaving the US again.

terpkristin · 02-04-2006, 02:02 PM

Never been to prison, but I did have a probation officer...

/tk

Lorena · 02-04-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

Never been to prison, but I did have a probation officer...

/tk

Story please, thanks

Schmidty · 02-04-2006, 02:16 PM

Here comes a predictable lungs post.......

Schmidty · 02-04-2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Here comes a predictable lungs post.......

Damn. I think I scared him off.

oliegirl · 02-04-2006, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by duckman

I've been in a holding cell a few times.

Ditto

Never spent the night though (thank God!)

kcchief19 · 02-04-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Desmond

No, but i've gotten drunk and simulated the experience on an occasion or two.

I'm unsure what that means, and I'm not sure I want to know.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-05-2006, 02:47 AM

I spent a couple of hours in a jail with a 23-year-old woman about three weeks ago. I've never actually been "in jail" before, though.

lungs · 02-05-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Here comes a predictable lungs post.......

You missed it above.

Never been to prison or jail. Not even detox (although close on several occasions). Although I've heard jail is pretty fun for somebody with nothing better to do.

A good friend of mine is a corrections officer at the prison Jeffrey Dahmer was at and currently works in the housing unit that Chai Vang fella who shot and killed those 6 hunters in northern Wisconsin. He says it's pretty boring in there.

Coffee Warlord · 02-05-2006, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by lungs

A good friend of mine is a corrections officer at the prison Jeffrey Dahmer was at and currently works in the housing unit that Chai Vang fella who shot and killed those 6 hunters in northern Wisconsin. He says it's pretty boring in there.

Heh. Friend of mine was a former CO at a maximum security joint in Tennessee. Amusingly, about 30 years ago that place was ruled just BEING there was cruel and unusual punishment.

lungs · 02-05-2006, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Heh. Friend of mine was a former CO at a maximum security joint in Tennessee. Amusingly, about 30 years ago that place was ruled just BEING there was cruel and unusual punishment.

For the prisoners or the guards?

Columbia (where my friend works) is going tobacco free here in a few months and my friend speculates that it is going to be much harder on the officers than the inmates.

JeeberD · 02-05-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I spent a couple of hours in a jail with a 23-year-old woman about three weeks ago. I've never actually been "in jail" before, though.

Does your wife know about this?

SegRat · 02-05-2006, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Heh. Friend of mine was a former CO at a maximum security joint in Tennessee. Amusingly, about 30 years ago that place was ruled just BEING there was cruel and unusual punishment.

That is kind of like Wisconsin. We have a super max prison, but it can no longer be called that because of some moronic judge. Working in a prison is usually very boring, but there are moments that get you heart racing. I was escorting an inmate to the hospitol, when we got back to the institution the inmate ran on me. Good thing I was in better shape and could run faster than him. When I went to unlock the door and turned around and he wasnt there, my heart stopped, then I saw him about 30 yards away running. Sad thing was he had less than 6 months to go, now he has an extra 4 years.

Pumpy Tudors · 02-05-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Does your wife know about this?

Gosh, I hope not!

Coffee Warlord · 02-05-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lungs

Columbia (where my friend works) is going tobacco free here in a few months and my friend speculates that it is going to be much harder on the officers than the inmates.

Actually...no, I bet it's still gonna be worse for the inmates. You know damn well the inmates are gonna smoke, while the officers can't. First inmate to get lippy with a pissed off guard who wants a cigarette is gonna be in pain.

pennywisesb · 02-05-2006, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I've never been in an American prison. I have twice been detained in foreign countries, and never plan on leaving the US again.

I'd be interested to hear what got you detained.....

cthomer5000 · 02-05-2006, 01:39 PM

i was once detained in a police station, but never jailed.

Solecismic · 02-05-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SegRat

I was escorting an inmate to the hospitol, when we got back to the institution the inmate ran on me. Good thing I was in better shape and could run faster than him. When I went to unlock the door and turned around and he wasnt there, my heart stopped, then I saw him about 30 yards away running. Sad thing was he had less than 6 months to go, now he has an extra 4 years.

Now, if this were a movie, in the five minutes or so he was running from you he would have avenged the situation which unfairly put him in prison, had sex with the beautiful woman patiently waiting for his release and reconciled with his long-estranged teenage daughter, saving her from making a Very Bad Decision (tm).

In reality, he probably pulled a hamstring, and his daughter has changed her name to Shalomar and moved to Nevada.

Apathetic Lurker · 02-05-2006, 03:03 PM

three hours in county lockup for a "misundersanding"

funny thing is now I am related to three of the guards there through marriage

mhass · 02-05-2006, 03:41 PM

All this and no "Turkish" cracks? For shame.

02-04-2006, 05:21 AM	#4
SegRat High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Oshkosh, WI	Usually 8 hours a night and at least 40 hours a week. 9 years served with probably 20 to 25 years left to go. __________________ USFL: Charlotte Fightn' Squirrels

02-04-2006, 07:50 AM	#6
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	county jail, yes. prison, no. __________________ Mile High Hockey

02-04-2006, 01:55 PM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I spent a night in a holding cell... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-04-2006, 02:00 PM	#14
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I've never been in an American prison. I have twice been detained in foreign countries, and never plan on leaving the US again. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

02-04-2006, 02:02 PM	#15
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Never been to prison, but I did have a probation officer... /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

02-04-2006, 04:45 AM	#2
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	No, but i've gotten drunk and simulated the experience on an occasion or two.

02-04-2006, 05:20 AM	#3
Yossarian High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2003	I spent a summer in Barlinne prison in glasgow when I was 17. filing health records

02-04-2006, 05:35 AM	#5
tanglewood College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2004	Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

02-04-2006, 09:18 AM	#8
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	paging Buccaneer

02-04-2006, 11:09 AM	#10
lungs Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Prairie du Sac, WI	yeah, i was married for two years

02-04-2006, 01:57 PM	#13
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I WAS gonna be sent to jail, but my wussy ass started crying and the judge cut me some slack.

02-04-2006, 02:16 PM	#17
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Here comes a predictable lungs post....... __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

02-05-2006, 02:47 AM	#21
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I spent a couple of hours in a jail with a 23-year-old woman about three weeks ago. I've never actually been "in jail" before, though. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

02-05-2006, 03:03 PM	#32
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	three hours in county lockup for a "misundersanding" funny thing is now I am related to three of the guards there through marriage

02-05-2006, 03:41 PM	#33
mhass High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here	All this and no "Turkish" cracks? For shame. __________________ Now while I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. - H.J.S.

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