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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
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The Ban Sketch
Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and ban; egg bacon and ban; egg bacon sausage and ban; ban bacon sausage and ban; ban egg ban ban bacon and ban; ban sausage ban ban bacon ban tomato and ban; Vikings: Ban ban ban ban... Waitress: ...ban ban ban egg and ban; ban ban ban ban ban ban baked beans ban ban ban... Vikings: Ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and ban. Wife: Have you got anything without ban? Waitress: Well, there's ban egg sausage and ban, that's not got much ban in it. Wife: I don't want ANY ban! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon ban and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got ban in it! Man: Hasn't got as much ban in it as ban egg sausage and ban, has it? Vikings: Ban ban ban ban... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon ban and sausage without the ban then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like ban! Vikings: Lovely ban! Wonderful ban! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely ban! Wonderful ban! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon ban and sausage without the ban. Wife: I don't like ban! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your ban. I love it. I'm having ban ban ban ban ban ban ban baked beans ban ban ban and ban! Vikings: Ban ban ban ban. Lovely ban! Wonderful ban! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her ban instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean ban ban ban ban ban ban... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Ban ban ban ban. Lovely ban! Wonderful ban! Ban ba-a-a-a-a-an ban b-a-a-a-a-n ban. Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Ban ban ban ban!
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01-18-2006, 10:08 PM
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01-18-2006, 11:11 PM
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01-19-2006, 12:28 AM
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I was in a band, but I couldn't sing or play an instrument. I looked hot in spandex though.
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01-19-2006, 08:19 AM
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this sounds eerily familiar
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Hey Parns what up?
Yo Samberg what's crackin? You thinkin what I'm thinkin? NARNIA! Then it's happenin'
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 01-19-2006 at 09:16 AM. |
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01-19-2006, 09:16 AM
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01-19-2006, 09:30 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Toledo - Spain
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What is an invisibleban? sounds like a weapon of mass destruction to me.
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01-19-2006, 01:44 PM
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The Axis of Evil - Iran, North Korea, Skydog.
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