Dear NBA 2K:
I simply felt the need to write to you and let my feelings be known. I cannot hide them any longer. I must tell you these things and I don’t care if the whole world finds out. I am falling in love with you.
I know what you must be thinking right now. You must be thinking that I’m crazy and deranged. Quite the contrary. I am full of excitement and joy. You see, you have brought out some feelings in me that were lost long ago -- the late '90s to be exact.
During this period of my life things seemed to be going perfectly. I had a beautiful Puerto Rican queen on my arm (even though she turned out to be crazy); I was in the best shape of my life; I was playing the game I love so dearly everyday and was on the verge of getting paid to do so. Ah yes, it was life at its simplest, my own piece of heaven. Then it happened.
What was that, you say? Another game that had shared my affection for so long began slacking on me. She became complacent and lazy. There was no effort put into her appearance at all. She had let herself go in the worst way. I stayed with her because there was no alternative. She had me caught in a perpetual trance for days on end. No matter how much beauty she lost I was right there by her side. Then you came along.
Things were just fine in my life until you showed up. Yes, you showed up in my life looking less than stunning. You came to me in a “dream” that was “cast” upon my soul. You were plain and ordinary looking but yet there was something about you. You had the “Answer” to my questions but you told me I would have to dig deep into my soul for them.
We had a few dates, you and me, in the early days. But as I look back on them they were more like one-night stands. You chased me but I ran. You would corner me but I would find every excuse in the book to avoid getting next to you. Eventually, you had enough. You decided to make a change. Your looks changed. You added some new accessories. And then it happened: you, became you.
You were purchased at a steep price, but on the outside you appeared to be well worth it. You had some new partners to dance with, while doing "360s" all over the floor. No longer were you simply owned by a brand, you made your own brand. You became 2K fabulous. You had extra pep in your step. You were bringing back old memories of Run TMC. But I was skeptical. You looked great on the outside. The D and G was nice but it didn’t catch my eye the way you wanted it to, did it? No. But you didn’t give up.
"She always told me, 'If it’s in the game,' and I always believed her. But she was wrong."
I tried to blow you off again but this time you called my boys. You gave them the ol’ song and dance and they bought it. I’m sure you were scantily clad when you visited them but my friends deny it. They told me you were the best there was out there, on every level. Finally, I gave in.
There were still bottled up feelings of hatred, abuse, neglect, and disappointment within me when we met up again. But you made me feel at home shortly after we got back together. You soon became the apple of my eye and I was telling all my friends about you. Some of them kept saying, “I told you so!” Others still held on to that old flame that supposedly kept them feeling “aLive.”
Not me. I’m a believer. But now you want to continue to add things and I want you to remain as you are. I know there are some things that I would like to change about you, but not much. I would like ultimate control of all 30 aspects of your foundation. Each aspect of your foundation also has smaller parts to maintain. Can I control those too? Right now you only give me total control over 8 teams but I want more. Then again, it’s not perfect -- and neither is love.
I am also a little upset that your sister won’t be around much anymore. She added so much to our relationship, but not in a Jerry Springer-type of way. She complemented you. You will now forever be my love, but the complimentary “draft” was perfect for us, aside from some misleading pictures.
All in all, I’m happy I came back to you, this time for good. Yes, I know how love is but please don’t treat me like my previous fling. She always told me, “If it’s in the game,” and I always believed her. But she was wrong. You have provided the game within the parameters of this thing called love. Now please don’t go Miley’s dad on me because I just don’t think my heart would understand.
Yours truly,
Hopeless Fanatic