In my last article, I listed out the ten greatest teams that I’d like to see added to NBA 2K12's Greatest Mode. While I was doing my research for the article, I said to myself “Wouldn’t it be fun to play with some of the worst NBA teams of all-time?” It would be a challenge to try to pull off monumental upsets against the all-time great teams, or to rebuild a laughingstock into a contender in Association mode. At the very least, it would allow for the Clippers to have an entry in the Greatest mode. Here are my suggestions for the best of the worst:
These two teams are classic. The teams below? Not so much.
2002-03 Cleveland Cavaliers
In some ways this was one of the most important seasons in Cavs’ history as the 17-win team ended up winning the lottery. They drafted this kid named LeBron James and usheedr in the franchise’s golden era. This Cavs team had some talent, starting with the frontcourt of future All-Stars Carlos Boozer and Zydrunas Ilgauskas, the only member of this team on Cleveland’s 2007 Finals squad. Ricky Davis and Darius Miles were explosive wing players, but didn’t always have their head in the game, e.g., when Davis tried to get a triple-double by intentionally missing a shot. The point guard trio of Milt Palacio, Smush Parker and Bimbo Coles didn’t help matters much and first-round pick Dajuan Wagner showed very little promise. Not surprisingly, most of these guys were former Cavaliers by the end of LeBron’s rookie season.
Starters: PG-Milt Palacio, SG-Ricky Davis, SF-Darius Miles, PF-Carlos Boozer, C-Zydrunas Ilgauskas
Bench Rotation: Smush Parker, Dajuan Wagner, Jumaine Jones, Tyrone Hill, Chris Mihm
1972-1973 Philadelphia 76ers
This team won nine games (NBA record for an 82-game season), the first to lose 70 games and is generally regarded as the worst NBA team of all time. The “9 and 73ers” used 19 players during the season and lost 20 games straight at one point. The highlights of the season were unexpected wins over the eventual champion New York Knicks and the 60-win Milwaukee Bucks. The 76ers were led by Fred Carter (20 points per game), Tom Van Arsdale (17.7 points per game), and Leroy Ellis (13.7 points per game and 10.8 rebounds per game).
Starters: PG-Freddie Boyd, SG-Fred Carter, SF-Tom Van Arsdale, PF-Leroy Ellis, C-Manny Leaks
Bench Rotation: Kevin Loughery, Don May, John Block, Dale Schlueter, Hal Greer
1997-1998 Denver Nuggets
The Nuggets won a measly 11 games while losing 71, falling just short of the all-time record. After trading away their best player, Antonio McDyess, before the season, the Nuggets struggled mightily, including a then NBA record of 23 consecutive losses. The leading scorer was their sixth man, Johnny Newman, who averaged a paltry 14.7 points per game. LaPhonso Ellis was probably the best player on the team, finishing second in scoring and leading the team in rebounds. The Nuggets had a couple of promising rookies in Danny Fortson and Bobby Jackson, but the majority of the roster was composed of veteran journeymen, like Newman and Joe Wolfe, and young players who never made an impact in the league.
Starters: PG-Bobby Jackson, SG-Eric Washington, SF- LaPhonso Ellis, PF-Tony Battie, C-Dean Garrett
Bench Rotation: Johnny Newman, Danny Fortson, Anthony Goldwire, Cory Alexander
1986-1987 Los Angeles Clippers
There have been plenty of bad teams in the less-than-storied history of the Clippers, but this team might have been the worst of them all. The Clippers finished a horrendous 12-70, which was half as many wins as the next worst team that season. Noted draft bust Benoit Benjamin was the centerpiece of this team, who featured a couple of reliable veterans in leading scorer Mike Woodson and leading rebounder Michael Cage. Former All-Star Marques Johnson suffered an early, season-ending injury and Cedric Maxwell was traded mid-season to the Rockets for draft picks. The rest of the roster was made up of journeymen like Darnell Valentine and Larry Drew.
Starters: PG-Darnell Valentine, SG- Mike Woodson, SF-Rory White, PF-Michael Cage, C-Benoit Benjamin
Bench Rotation: Larry Drew, Lancaster Gordon, Quintin Dailey, Kenny Fields, Marques Johnson
1995-1996 Vancouver Grizzlies
It’s tough to blame an expansion team for being bad, but this was probably the worst of all expansion teams. They had a 19-game losing streak and later in the season followed it up with a 23-game streak (later matched by the Nuggets and surpassed by the Cavaliers last year). The leading scorer was former Knick Greg Anthony, who led the team with a meager 14 points per game. The frontcourt was anchored by Bryant “Big Country” Reeves, who had a solid rookie season in what became an otherwise disappointing NBA career. Blue Edwards and Laker legend Bryon Scott were the other double figure scorers for Vancouver, who went through 18 players during the season.
Starters: PG-Greg Anthony, SG-Blue Edwards, SF-Ashraf Amaya, PF-Chris King, C-Bryant Reeves
Bench Rotation: Byron Scott, Eric Murdock, Anthony Avent, Lawrence Moten
These teams are very far from the “Greatest”, but they would add a different element to the NBA's Greatest mode in ]2K12.
Would you like to see bad teams like these added, and if so who would you run with?