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Posted on August 12, 2024 at 12:33 PM.

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Welcome to the last Gambling sheet that you will ever need. My name is Eddie Brackets and I�ll be here weekly to provide insight that can make dozens and dozens of dollars. Over the next few weeks, I�ll get you up to speed on the upcoming college football season, providing tons of insight that I�m regurgitating from other smart people. And computer polls, because if T2 has taught us anything, it�s that AI and machines will all murder every last one of us.

�OK Eddie Brackets, who do you like in the Red Sox game today�. Well, the answer to that is quite simple. Go F� off. I gamble on real sports and Baseball is not something I would ever entertain betting on. Do you know who bets on Baseball? Pete Rose, that�s who.

�Well�..then who do you like in the 5th race at Keenland today.� Again, go F� yourself with a wooden spoon. I�m not some seedy guy in a plaid shirt at the OTB who will ever give you a �hot take� on a pony. You know who bets on horse racing? Pete ****ing Rose, that�s who.

�So what do you bet on, Edward Brackets?� and �You are wearing a plaid shirt right now.� Well I�m glad that you asked. I like plaid, I find it simple and still different. I can wear it in the office or at a back-yard barbecue. As for the other question, this actually brings me the very first Edward Brackets gambling teaching moment. Take notes

You pick 4 or 5 sports that you will gamble on. These sports need to cover 9 months of the year. I have chosen 4.

1- College Football

2 � College Basketball

3 � UFC

4 � Russian Hockey

College Football runs from August to January, with College Basketball picking up November until March. UFC fighting is year-round. Russian Hockey is another story for another time, but trust me when I say that ole Putin likes his Hockey like Americans like their Pro Wrestling�.fake.

Taking these Sports, this will give you August thru March season that will bring you wonderful and memorable moments where Iowa gets a TD returned by the stripes at the same moment that you decided to hit on a 15 and draw a 6. I know this is possible because it happened to me. And now I want it to happen for all of you. When March Madness wraps up�. in April�.that�s when I wrap up. No more gambling on anything until the next season.

When gambling becomes an issue is when you venture outside of these restrictions. Did you know that you can gamble on Snooker? Or Politics? Or even the ****ing winner of TV shows like the Amazing Race? Because you can. Las Vegas is a very magical place that is built on the backs of people who do not know when to stop. So you want to beat gambling, right? That�s the very reason that you are reading this. Well, rule number 1, the most important rule that there is to have an offseason built in where you do literally anything other than gamble. Take a pottery class, read a book, binge watch some garbage streaming show. Do anything but never ever use the gambling part of your brain. Athletes have off-seasons for a reason. You can become addicted to anything, chose something better than gambling. Like sex, or drugs�I kid, I kid.