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Sources: Sources Say Reynolds To Twins Could Happen Maybe

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 11:23 AM.

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN---Sources say that sources indicate that Ryan Reynolds accepting the Minnesota Twins' GM position could happen maybe anytime between now and the start of the season.

ESPN Sources also indicate that Tim Tebow can confirm that he might know something about this story. Pressed what he might know, ESPN indicated that they had no idea, they really just needed to say the words Tim Tebow before their headquarters imploded.

Skip Bayless, speaking on behalf of ESPN, said, "I love Tim Tebow and will follow him to the end of the Earth."

Previous reports had indicated that Billy Heywood, legendary Twins manager, was driving a hard push to recruit Reynolds. Since the time of that report, George Knox and Mel Clark, their story documented in the 1994 film "Angels in the Outfield," were flapping their arms like idiots trying to get Reynolds' attention.

While no longer still employed by the Angels, they still consider themselves part of the team. It also seems that 20 years have gone by and Knox and Clark are still seeing angels and letting people know it.

"You got an angel wit' cha," stated Knox.

"GO BACK TO CINCINNATI!" yelled a deranged Angels fan at Knox.

Still, Reynolds has been laying low since the previous report surfaced. Our reporters sought out a comment and were able to reach the actor Ryan Reynolds.

"I apologize for "The Green Lantern," "R.I.P.D.," "The Proposal," and pretty much any film I've played the lead in. The only work I'm really, truly proud of is "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place." That show deserved some Emmy attention," (the actor) Reynolds said.

At this point, he was notified that the topic at hand was possible future Twins GM Ryan Reynolds. (Actor) Ryan Reynolds replied, "Oh, in that case, he is the greatest GM to walk this Earth. The Twins would be lucky to have him. But seriously, I'd be forever indebted to him if he won a title there and made everyone forget about my movies."

The Padres, Mariners, and Rockies are all still in the hunt, but at this point, the paperwork is all that is left in making Reynolds and the Twins official. With "The Show's" expected release date for PS4 currently set for May 6, that leaves less than two months for an official announcement.

Previous reporting on the story can be found here: http://www.operationsports.com/TheRy...-in-demand-gm/