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Who's Funny

Posted on November 18, 2008 at 02:19 AM.

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Everyone thinks there funny, that they could be a comedian, but as I'm sure all of you have found out, that just not the case. Being funny or comedy is something that just shouldn't be able to be done by just anyone. To prove this, the following is something I spent the last few hours jotting down and trying to perfect, but the end result is, well, just read.
Oh and I'm one of those who thinks there funny.

It's 2am and I can't sleep so instead of trying to sleep, I'm taking back my top ten idea that Letterman stole from me. In case you can�t tell, this isn�t anything serious, just mindless crap.

To cure my 2am boredom here�s a top ten list of, �Why one is up at 2am on a Monday night/Tuesday morning.�

10. You just spent the last six hours watching Scrubs, and you�re still trying to figure out why it�s funny.

9. Cause a whopper and onion rings just taste better at 2am.

8. The internet connection is slow.

7. Because you had a grape.

6. Because you forgot to click it, and now you�re trying avoid getting to know Billy Bob.

5. Because Cinemax has quality movies.

4. Because you saw one of those commercials and you thought I�d be fun.

3. Because a guy went all-in with 2,3, and flop a straight.

2. Because you gave your dog a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

And the number one reason why one would be up a 2 am Monday night/Tuesday morning is, because you tried to come up with a stupid top ten list.

Comments

# 1 funky_chicken @ Nov 19

A Whopper and onion rings may taste good at 2am but reeks havoc on the stomach at 10am. So does White Castle.

# 2 GoodVela @ Nov 21

Please elaborate on #7 please?

# 3 Mo @ Nov 21

Yes, but when your up at 2am,what happens at 10 am is not in the your immediate thought process.

Well number 7 is meaningless. It's a joke I have with my sister regrading my dog, as she thinks it's bad for the dog to have a grape.