OK, here's how the Lady Vols take down Baylor and that Grinder girl (?), outside of her penis actually falling out of her shorts during the game.

Front her with Glory Johnson to take away the lob passes, helped by a quck player directly behind her, who is looking for the steal if Grinder tries to dribble or to knock away an outlet pass, all the time forcing her to her right (that is her right when turned away from the hoop).

As soon as the pass comes to Grinder, another defender cuts toward where Grinder is headed to try and force a charge or turnover ... which all means naught if UT doesn't play its smartest game of the season and Grinder gets to the line 25 times.

Truthfully, my wife's the women's game fan - I'm just hoping for some unexpected victory sex (the sex, not the W). That or some consolation sex, which is just about as likely as Grinder having her Adam's Apple floating in a Gerber jar of alcohol hidden away some where.