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Old 06-12-2011, 02:55 PM   #1
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There's a Conspiracy

This is one of the more interesting SPAMs I've gotten. This is the complete text:

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I'm a conspiracy target. Will you help me?

David Genth Geislinger

It is also CC'd to the Department of Justice.
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Old 06-12-2011, 03:20 PM   #2
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I think the smarter play here would be to join the conspiracy against David Genth Geislinger, that motherfucker.
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Old 06-12-2011, 04:14 PM   #3
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Ask him how he knows for sure that you aren't involved in the conspiracy against him.
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Old 06-12-2011, 10:01 PM   #5
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Interesting. I googled the name and there have been instances of that same name sending out the same message in 2008.

That's quite a conspiracy.
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Old 06-12-2011, 11:06 PM   #6
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Ask him if he knows of a "neuro-psychopharmacist- MD.- in the greater Portland, Or. area".

hxxp://web.archive.org/web/20080926110923/http://www.bio.net/bionet/mm/neur-sci/1996-February/022373.html

If he says yes then obviously he's not the real David Genth Geislinger and the conspiracy target is actually you.
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Old 06-13-2011, 12:14 AM   #7
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Is it an ARG? Did you reply to it?
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Old 06-13-2011, 12:19 AM   #8
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Does this person have a rich dead uncle in Africa?
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Old 06-13-2011, 10:38 AM   #9
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Does he know John Titor?
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Old 06-13-2011, 11:13 AM   #10
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Is it an ARG? Did you reply to it?

No I didn't reply. What's an ARG?
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Old 06-13-2011, 03:04 PM   #11
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I think the smarter play here would be to join the conspiracy against David Genth Geislinger, that motherfucker.

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