yo mamma thread

Airhog · 10-21-2003, 01:54 PM

Yo momma is so fat, when she broke her leg gravy poured out

Feel free to submit your own.

INDalltheway · 10-21-2003, 01:55 PM

yo momma is so fat when she lay on the bay everyone starts shouting, "Free Willy, Free Willy!"

The Afoci · 10-21-2003, 01:55 PM

Yo momma is so fat, when we were done, three midgets were freed from the folds!

WSUCougar · 10-21-2003, 01:57 PM

Yo momma is so fat, she gets yeast infections between her chins.

CamEdwards · 10-21-2003, 01:58 PM

yo mamma's so fat, even Shorty won't have sex with her.

scooper · 10-21-2003, 02:00 PM

Yo mamma smells like 40 year old wolf pussy.

Coffee Warlord · 10-21-2003, 02:12 PM

Yo mamma so sleazy, she's in the yellow pages under 'rental equipment'

bbor · 10-21-2003, 02:16 PM

Yo Mamma has a wooden leg with a kick stand

EagleFan · 10-21-2003, 02:20 PM

Yo mamma is so fat that when she lays down flight paths change.

grdawg · 10-21-2003, 02:32 PM

Yo mamma got a wig with a chin strap

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

Bee · 10-21-2003, 02:35 PM

Yo mamma so ugly...she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

Fido · 10-21-2003, 02:55 PM

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

klayman · 10-21-2003, 03:05 PM

Yo momma is so fat, all the restaurants in town have a seating capacity of 500 or yo momma.

Yo momma is so fat, smaller fat women orbit around her.

TLK · 10-21-2003, 03:08 PM

Yo mamma so poor..... I went in yo' house and stepped on a cigarette and she asked who turned off the heat....

Airhog · 10-21-2003, 03:46 PM

yo momma every carpenters dream, shes flat as a board, and easy to screw.

vex · 10-21-2003, 03:51 PM

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doin, and she said, "Movin".

JeeberD · 10-21-2003, 03:54 PM

Your mother is a sweet woman who cooks the most delicious chocolate chip cookies...

The_herd · 10-21-2003, 04:54 PM

Your momma smells so bad, she wore secret, and it told on her.

thesloppy · 10-21-2003, 05:42 PM

Yo mama so old she has a subscription to the bible.

maximus · 10-21-2003, 05:49 PM

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation

maximus · 10-21-2003, 05:50 PM

Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

mtaystl03 · 10-21-2003, 06:02 PM

Yo mamma's so ugly, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Schmidty · 10-21-2003, 06:04 PM

Amateurs.

Yo mama so nasty, she's like a goalie: Only changes her pads every three periods.

maximus · 10-21-2003, 06:09 PM

Schmidty..lol...that was nasty... I LOVE THAT!

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed

MJ4H · 10-21-2003, 07:59 PM

Yo momma's so fat when she sits on my face I cant hear the stereo.

illinifan999 · 10-21-2003, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeeberD
Your mother is a sweet woman who cooks the most delicious chocolate chip cookies...

Best. One. Yet.

The Afoci · 10-21-2003, 08:30 PM

Yo mamma so big, a foot long hot dog bun and mustard will get you laid.

astralhaze · 10-21-2003, 09:48 PM

Yo momma was walkin down Sunset Boulevard with a 99 cent sign strapped to her back.

maximus · 10-22-2003, 06:05 AM

OK, last one.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

thealmighty · 10-22-2003, 10:03 AM

Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog will play with her.

thealmighty · 10-22-2003, 10:04 AM

Oh, damn, I went past "last one." My bad...

10-21-2003, 01:55 PM	#3
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Yo momma is so fat, when we were done, three midgets were freed from the folds! __________________ I had something.

10-21-2003, 01:57 PM	#4
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Yo momma is so fat, she gets yeast infections between her chins. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

10-21-2003, 01:58 PM	#5
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	yo mamma's so fat, even Shorty won't have sex with her. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

10-21-2003, 02:16 PM	#8
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Yo Mamma has a wooden leg with a kick stand __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

10-21-2003, 02:20 PM	#9
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Yo mamma is so fat that when she lays down flight paths change. __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

10-21-2003, 01:55 PM	#2
INDalltheway College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago	yo momma is so fat when she lay on the bay everyone starts shouting, "Free Willy, Free Willy!"

10-21-2003, 02:00 PM	#6
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	Yo mamma smells like 40 year old wolf pussy.

10-21-2003, 02:12 PM	#7
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Yo mamma so sleazy, she's in the yellow pages under 'rental equipment'

10-21-2003, 02:32 PM	#10
grdawg Mascot Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: South	Yo mamma got a wig with a chin strap Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

10-21-2003, 02:35 PM	#11
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Yo mamma so ugly...she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

10-21-2003, 02:55 PM	#12
Fido High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Hampshire, USA	Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. __________________ Author of FOF Reporter and TCY Helper.

10-21-2003, 03:05 PM	#13
klayman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmonton	Yo momma is so fat, all the restaurants in town have a seating capacity of 500 or yo momma. Yo momma is so fat, smaller fat women orbit around her.

10-21-2003, 03:08 PM	#14
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Yo mamma so poor..... I went in yo' house and stepped on a cigarette and she asked who turned off the heat....

10-21-2003, 03:46 PM	#15
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	yo momma every carpenters dream, shes flat as a board, and easy to screw. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

10-21-2003, 03:51 PM	#16
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doin, and she said, "Movin".

10-21-2003, 03:54 PM	#17
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Your mother is a sweet woman who cooks the most delicious chocolate chip cookies... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-21-2003, 04:54 PM	#18
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	Your momma smells so bad, she wore secret, and it told on her. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

10-21-2003, 05:42 PM	#19
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	Yo mama so old she has a subscription to the bible. __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM.

10-21-2003, 05:49 PM	#20
maximus Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where the system is screwed	Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation

10-21-2003, 05:50 PM	#21
maximus Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where the system is screwed	Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

10-21-2003, 06:02 PM	#22
mtaystl03 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Louis, MO	Yo mamma's so ugly, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down __________________ Go STL Sports!

10-21-2003, 06:04 PM	#23
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Amateurs. Yo mama so nasty, she's like a goalie: Only changes her pads every three periods. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross Last edited by Schmidty : 10-21-2003 at 06:25 PM.

10-21-2003, 06:09 PM	#24
maximus Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where the system is screwed	Schmidty..lol...that was nasty... I LOVE THAT! Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed

10-21-2003, 07:59 PM	#25
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Yo momma's so fat when she sits on my face I cant hear the stereo. __________________ My YouTube channel My Twitch channel My Sharona

10-21-2003, 08:30 PM	#27
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Yo mamma so big, a foot long hot dog bun and mustard will get you laid. __________________ I had something.

10-21-2003, 09:48 PM	#28
astralhaze College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2002	Yo momma was walkin down Sunset Boulevard with a 99 cent sign strapped to her back. __________________ I can understand Brutus at every meaning, but that parahraphy threw me for a loop.

10-22-2003, 06:05 AM	#29
maximus Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Where the system is screwed	OK, last one. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

10-22-2003, 10:03 AM	#30
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog will play with her. __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

10-22-2003, 10:04 AM	#31
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	Oh, damn, I went past "last one." My bad... __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

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