Dola...

rowech · 08-18-2009, 02:36 PM

What the hell does it mean?

cartman · 08-18-2009, 02:39 PM

There used to be a poster back in the early days by the name of Dolamite. He would often post 4 or 5 times in a row. So, his legacy is that whenever someone posts consecutively, they preface the later posts with 'Dola'.

And that's the rest of the story.

rowech · 08-18-2009, 02:40 PM

Thank you!

PackerFanatic · 08-18-2009, 03:00 PM

You've been here 3 years and it took you that long to ask? Surprised...heh.

rowech · 08-18-2009, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerFanatic

You've been here 3 years and it took you that long to ask? Surprised...heh.

Yeah...I just figured I should know why everyone uses it.

molson · 08-18-2009, 03:17 PM

I'm pretty sure it's a type of stew.

RomaGoth · 08-18-2009, 03:21 PM

I did not know what it meant either until Lorena explained it to me last year.

RomaGoth · 08-18-2009, 03:21 PM

Dola

Then I knew not to post consecutively unless absolutely necessary.

RomaGoth · 08-18-2009, 03:22 PM

Double Dola

Like right now.

Antmeister · 08-18-2009, 03:42 PM

Explained through way of song:
Dola

Antmeister · 08-18-2009, 03:46 PM

And if you wish to put it to post padding use, follow JeeberD's tips:
WWJD (What would Jeeber do?) - JeeberD's posting secrets

RomaGoth · 08-18-2009, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister

And if you wish to put it to post padding use, follow JeeberD's tips:
WWJD (What would Jeeber do?) - JeeberD's posting secrets

Ha. You forgot your Dola. Also, post counts don't seem to matter much anymore since it doesn't show how many you have under your name. Good stuff though.

MikeVic · 08-18-2009, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister

Explained through way of song:
Dola

Link doesn't work for me. Maybe we need a new parody?

Antmeister · 08-18-2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

Link doesn't work for me. Maybe we need a new parody?

What are you talking about? Works for me.

Neon_Chaos · 08-18-2009, 04:18 PM

I heard Christopher Walken and Kermit the Frog might do a collab with Ant sometime soon.

Neon_Chaos · 08-18-2009, 04:20 PM

dola,

It's 5:20 AM and my brain is fried. Time to hit the sack.

Lorena · 08-18-2009, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

I heard Christopher Walken and Kermit the Frog might do a collab with Ant sometime soon.

Holy shit, if we were so lucky.

Lorena · 08-18-2009, 04:22 PM

dola,

.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-18-2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister

And if you wish to put it to post padding use, follow JeeberD's tips:
WWJD (What would Jeeber do?) - JeeberD's posting secrets

And now that Ksyrup and I are Facebook friends and I know what he looks like, can we talk about him cleaning in the buff again? Please?

RomaGoth · 08-18-2009, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

I heard Christopher Walken and Kermit the Frog might do a collab with Ant sometime soon.

I heard somewhere that Walken was keeping a watch up his ass for Kermit

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-18-2009, 04:28 PM

That dola song is still rib splittingly funny.

Lorena · 08-18-2009, 04:29 PM

Ever smell Kermit's fingers? They smell like pork.

RomaGoth · 08-18-2009, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorena

Ever smell Kermit's fingers? They smell like pork.

Wait, so the watch wasn't up Walken's ass after all?

MikeVic · 08-18-2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorena

Ever smell Kermit's fingers? They smell like pork.

omg

Lorena · 08-18-2009, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Wait, so the watch wasn't up Walken's ass after all?

Yeah probably. Kermit's a little slut, he gets around. I'd post pics but don't wanna get boxed again.

MikeVic · 08-18-2009, 04:46 PM

DanGarion · 08-18-2009, 05:42 PM

Urban Dictionary: DOLA

Lorena · 08-18-2009, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

Urban Dictionary: DOLA

The act of posting two or more times in a row

There goes JeeberD with another dola post.

Toddzilla · 08-18-2009, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister

Explained through way of song:
Dola

OMFG I was keeping it together listening to this, but the "Jeeber Jeeber Jeebs Jeeber" made me lose it and I woke up my wife taking a nap. It was worth it.

Axxon · 08-18-2009, 07:28 PM

Lets add a bit more to the story. Dola didn't like that he wasn't popular and he made the assumption that it was due to his low post count. Dolamite didn't just post 4-5 times in a row he'd spread out one thought into many posts in the hopes of getting his count up.

A true dola is like this. It's about padding post counts by adding a new post not editing your old one. Replying to someone elses post for example is not a dola.

Axxon · 08-18-2009, 07:28 PM

Dola,

this one clearly is.

Axxon · 08-18-2009, 07:29 PM

dola,

at least that's how I remember it.

Axxon · 08-18-2009, 07:29 PM

dola,

it is far more annoying than just posting twice about different topics, no?

Axxon · 08-18-2009, 07:29 PM

dola,

I'd say it is.

Lorena · 08-18-2009, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

OMFG I was keeping it together listening to this, but the "Jeeber Jeeber Jeebs Jeeber" made me lose it and I woke up my wife taking a nap. It was worth it.

Out of curiosity, did she ask what was so funny and what did you say?

JonInMiddleGA · 08-18-2009, 07:42 PM

And in recent years we've tended to use dola pretty often to refer to what is really just serial posting as opposed to an effort to actually pad your post count.

Axxon · 08-18-2009, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

And in recent years we've tended to use dola pretty often to refer to what is really just serial posting as opposed to an effort to actually pad your post count.

Which only make sense since most of our newer members don't know the story and the easiest thing to figure out is that it's serial posting. That's mainly why I added the extra explanation in the first place.

SnDvls · 08-18-2009, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

Urban Dictionary: DOLA

the thumbs up posts on there need some help

SnDvls · 08-18-2009, 09:22 PM

dola

so go vote

Groundhog · 08-18-2009, 09:25 PM

Am I the only one that has accidently used dola on other forums?

Marmel · 08-18-2009, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

There used to be a poster back in the early days by the name of Dolamite. He would often post 4 or 5 times in a row. So, his legacy is that whenever someone posts consecutively, they preface the later posts with 'Dola'.

And that's the rest of the story.

Ahh, but what is a wigslam?

Zelig · 08-18-2009, 10:41 PM

Who was that crazy SOB who used to write stream of consciousness stuff on here all the time. I loved that guy, sometimes at night the ice weasels come.

SirFozzie · 08-18-2009, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmel

Ahh, but what is a wigslam?

A Wigslam, or a Wigfecta, as it is more commonly known, is having the most recent post in every single forum, so the front page of the forums shows every forum has the latest post by you. Nearly impossible now with all the sub-forums.

Marmel · 08-18-2009, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zelig

Who was that crazy SOB who used to write stream of consciousness stuff on here all the time. I loved that guy, sometimes at night the ice weasels come.

Jason Tobias, The Fourth

Chief Rum · 08-18-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

A Wigslam, or a Wigfecta, as it is more commonly known, is having the most recent post in every single forum, so the front page of the forums shows every forum has the latest post by you. Nearly impossible now with all the sub-forums.

I did it once, really late, maybe five years ago. That was when you had to do it, early in the morning.

Chief Rum · 08-18-2009, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marmel

Jason Tobias, The Fourth

Marmel!

Chief Rum · 08-18-2009, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

OMFG I was keeping it together listening to this, but the "Jeeber Jeeber Jeebs Jeeber" made me lose it and I woke up my wife taking a nap. It was worth it.

Ha, I was lmao, too. I remember Ant doing it, but I must not have listened to it, cuz it didn't ring a bell. That's just great. Thumbs up, Ant.

Chief Rum · 08-18-2009, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axxon

Lets add a bit more to the story. Dola didn't like that he wasn't popular and he made the assumption that it was due to his low post count. Dolamite didn't just post 4-5 times in a row he'd spread out one thought into many posts in the hopes of getting his count up.

A true dola is like this. It's about padding post counts by adding a new post not editing your old one. Replying to someone elses post for example is not a dola.

The Dolamite fracas was absolute hilarity. I was probably on Sidelines maybe a handful of months (if that) when that happened. I remember the big stick for Dolamite was getting to "Grizzled Veteran" status. Forget what the newbs were called on the old board. "Rookie"?

Dolamite was really annoying and childish in his short time here, but he definitely left his mark.

Chief Rum · 08-18-2009, 11:44 PM

Dola, "here" being the Front Office Football community.

To my knowledge, I don't believe the original Dolamite ever posted at FOFC. He was long gone before the big showdown that led to the exodus from Sidelines to the board we had before moving to this one (when FOFC was truly born).

cartman · 08-19-2009, 12:19 AM

I would occasionally get a wigfecta when I lived in Italy. Early morning there was the perfect time.

08-18-2009, 02:39 PM	#2
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	There used to be a poster back in the early days by the name of Dolamite. He would often post 4 or 5 times in a row. So, his legacy is that whenever someone posts consecutively, they preface the later posts with 'Dola'. And that's the rest of the story. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-18-2009, 03:00 PM	#4
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	You've been here 3 years and it took you that long to ask? Surprised...heh. __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

08-18-2009, 03:42 PM	#10
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Explained through way of song: Dola __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew Last edited by Antmeister : 08-18-2009 at 04:09 PM.

08-18-2009, 03:46 PM	#11
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	And if you wish to put it to post padding use, follow JeeberD's tips: WWJD (What would Jeeber do?) - JeeberD's posting secrets __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

08-18-2009, 04:18 PM	#15
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	I heard Christopher Walken and Kermit the Frog might do a collab with Ant sometime soon. __________________ Come and see.

08-18-2009, 02:40 PM	#3
rowech Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2006	Thank you!

08-18-2009, 03:17 PM	#6
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I'm pretty sure it's a type of stew.

08-18-2009, 04:20 PM	#16
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	dola, It's 5:20 AM and my brain is fried. Time to hit the sack. __________________ Come and see.

08-18-2009, 04:22 PM	#18
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	dola, . Last edited by Lorena : 08-18-2009 at 05:59 PM.

08-18-2009, 04:28 PM	#21
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	That dola song is still rib splittingly funny.

08-18-2009, 04:29 PM	#22
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Ever smell Kermit's fingers? They smell like pork. Last edited by Lorena : 08-18-2009 at 04:31 PM.

08-18-2009, 04:46 PM	#26
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada

08-18-2009, 05:42 PM	#27
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Urban Dictionary: DOLA __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

08-18-2009, 07:28 PM	#30
Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Lets add a bit more to the story. Dola didn't like that he wasn't popular and he made the assumption that it was due to his low post count. Dolamite didn't just post 4-5 times in a row he'd spread out one thought into many posts in the hopes of getting his count up. A true dola is like this. It's about padding post counts by adding a new post not editing your old one. Replying to someone elses post for example is not a dola. __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

08-18-2009, 07:28 PM	#31
Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	Dola, this one clearly is. __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

08-18-2009, 07:29 PM	#32
Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	dola, at least that's how I remember it. __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

08-18-2009, 07:29 PM	#34
Axxon Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ	dola, I'd say it is. __________________ There are no houris, alas, in our heaven.

08-18-2009, 07:42 PM	#36
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	And in recent years we've tended to use dola pretty often to refer to what is really just serial posting as opposed to an effort to actually pad your post count. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

08-18-2009, 09:22 PM	#39
SnDvls Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001	dola so go vote

08-18-2009, 09:25 PM	#40
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	Am I the only one that has accidently used dola on other forums? __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

08-18-2009, 10:41 PM	#42
Zelig Mascot Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 6721 Foxpointe Road Fort Worth, TX 76132	Who was that crazy SOB who used to write stream of consciousness stuff on here all the time. I loved that guy, sometimes at night the ice weasels come.

08-18-2009, 11:44 PM	#49
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Dola, "here" being the Front Office Football community. To my knowledge, I don't believe the original Dolamite ever posted at FOFC. He was long gone before the big showdown that led to the exodus from Sidelines to the board we had before moving to this one (when FOFC was truly born). __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

08-19-2009, 12:19 AM	#50
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I would occasionally get a wigfecta when I lived in Italy. Early morning there was the perfect time. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)