Spring Break: Shark Attack . . .

mhass · 03-18-2005, 11:55 AM

commercials run and I keep waiting for the "won't save you any money on car insurance" line. At some point CBS is going to run an ad that says "Just kidding. You all thought we were serious about that piece of crap? Aww. Nooo. Those were just filling empty air slots."

Kodos · 03-18-2005, 12:21 PM

I think it looks funny as hell. Every time I see the ad, I bust out laughing.

Lathum · 03-18-2005, 01:08 PM

The special effects look great

Honolulu Blue · 03-18-2005, 04:25 PM

This one is from the producers of "Category 6: Day of Destruction", so you know it's gotta be good ;-)

It's must-see TV around this household.

sovereignstar · 03-18-2005, 04:54 PM

Starring Shannon Lucio, who USED TO BE on the OC and only on 5 or so episodes. On a show full of bad acting, she was probably the worst. Just a horrible actress.

TLK · 03-18-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Starring Shannon Lucio, who USED TO BE on the OC and only on 5 or so episodes. On a show full of bad acting, she was probably the worst. Just a horrible actress.

She'll be back by the end of the season.... not that I watch that crap....

stevew · 03-18-2005, 04:58 PM

When is this gonna be on? I love shitty made for tv movies.

Honolulu Blue · 03-18-2005, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

When is this gonna be on? I love shitty made for tv movies.

Sunday at 9 on CBS. Be there or a be an equilateral trapezoid.

Karlifornia · 03-18-2005, 07:17 PM

It's funny to hear Jim Nantz read the promo for Spring Break: Shark Attack. I was ready to drop money saying he was going to start laughing in the middle of it.

Ragone · 03-18-2005, 07:28 PM

Verne Lunquist starting laughing do the promo during the louisville game.. and he wasn't even doing the promo

Easy Mac · 03-18-2005, 07:30 PM

If it said "with the OC's Rachel Bilson" i'd bew all over it.

Joe · 03-18-2005, 08:45 PM

which one is Shannon Lucio? Is she the lesbian?

Neuqua · 03-18-2005, 08:46 PM

No, Ryan's new plain jane girlfriend this season.

sovereignstar · 03-18-2005, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

which one is Shannon Lucio? Is she the lesbian?

Nah, she's the red-headed twat that left a couple of shows ago. Hatcher could've played her part better.

EagleFan · 03-18-2005, 08:51 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only one expecting to see either the Energizer bunny or that dam gecko pop up during the commercials. That looks like such a piece of crap, unless you watch it for the "dear God I hope they're not serious" humor.

"Oh My God, there are about 100 sharks getting together and preparing to attack us." (rant about authenticity) Let's not worry about the placement of the dorsel fins ni that scene and the fact that many are just hovering in one place even though sharks have to keep moving to stay alive. (/end rant)

Easy Mac · 03-18-2005, 08:52 PM

Thats like complaining about porn because a nurse would never have a three-way with a teacher and a, FBI agent.

dawgfan · 03-18-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Thats like complaining about porn because a nurse would never have a three-way with a teacher and a, FBI agent.

Really? Damn!

[Scratches teacher and FBI agent off list of possible future jobs...]

Easy Mac · 03-18-2005, 09:01 PM

don't worry, you've still got "copy machine fixer" and "pizza guy" to aspire for.

Desnudo · 03-18-2005, 09:14 PM

Pool cleaner seems to be an in-demand job as well.

stevew · 03-20-2005, 07:41 PM

Bump, in case anyone forgets

TLK · 03-20-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Bump, in case anyone forgets

How could anyone forget about this epic?

stevew · 03-20-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLionKing

How could anyone forget about this epic?

True dat. I believe cBS is on about a 35 minute delay due to overrun of the tourney.

BrianD · 03-20-2005, 07:47 PM

I'm planning on watching just to see how bad it is. I'm expecting it to be craptacular.

sovereignstar · 03-20-2005, 07:49 PM

Who got da popcorn?

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:08 PM

Phew, for a moment there i thought it was preempted. At least now i can prepare for it.

jbmagic · 03-20-2005, 08:17 PM

i have not been this excited for a movie since Jaws.

sovereignstar · 03-20-2005, 08:19 PM

I wish I had some weeeeeeeeed, man.

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:27 PM

Man, this Without A Trace is fuckin creepy, this ending is making me unsettled.

Errr, I guess it's Cold Case.

sovereignstar · 03-20-2005, 08:31 PM

SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK

This time CBS isn't fucking around.

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:31 PM

damn those are some big titties.

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:33 PM

I wanna fuckin see sharks in that kitchen.

TLK · 03-20-2005, 08:33 PM

This movie has lived up to the hype within the first minute....

Neuqua · 03-20-2005, 08:34 PM

Lucio does look cute though.

MikeVic · 03-20-2005, 08:35 PM

Hey man, I tuned in to see the big titties. Where are they?

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:37 PM

the funky sunglasses and hats montage always rules.

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:39 PM

If those guys punch fists one more time...........

BrianD · 03-20-2005, 08:41 PM

.....what, you'll sign them up for acting lessons?

stevew · 03-20-2005, 08:42 PM

Wheres the gosh darned Sharks at?

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:43 PM

Jiggy with it? Hooo boy.

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:44 PM

I'm not the best at picking up on subtleties, but I think those 2 kids like each other.

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:45 PM

I've gotta stop, this movie alone could push me over 5,000 posts.

sovereignstar · 03-20-2005, 08:54 PM

Best line yet has come when she was dancing with J.T.

"I'm sorry, I don't do this type of dance. It's not my usual."

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 08:55 PM

Ya know, I just realized, if she were a Queen and he was a Jedi, this would look awfully familiar.

stevew · 03-20-2005, 08:56 PM

Hell yeah, about time for some Mofo'in blood in the water.

stevew · 03-20-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Ya know, I just realized, if she were a Queen and he was a Jedi, this would look awfully familiar.

Man, so true, so sad

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 09:09 PM

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SHARKS?

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 09:10 PM

Did he just compliment her on the fact that she had no tan lines, while she was still in her bikini?

Crim · 03-20-2005, 09:12 PM

You guys' negativity is bringin' me down...

Crim

stevew · 03-20-2005, 09:15 PM

This has nothing on the Beast, the best Collasal Squid Movie Ever.

Suicane75 · 03-20-2005, 09:25 PM

OK, now thats what ive been waiting for.

03-18-2005, 07:17 PM	#9
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	It's funny to hear Jim Nantz read the promo for Spring Break: Shark Attack. I was ready to drop money saying he was going to start laughing in the middle of it. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

03-18-2005, 08:46 PM	#13
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	No, Ryan's new plain jane girlfriend this season. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

03-20-2005, 08:27 PM	#28
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Man, this Without A Trace is fuckin creepy, this ending is making me unsettled. Errr, I guess it's Cold Case. Last edited by Suicane75 : 03-20-2005 at 08:28 PM.

03-20-2005, 08:34 PM	#33
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Lucio does look cute though. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

03-20-2005, 09:10 PM	#47
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Did he just compliment her on the fact that she had no tan lines, while she was still in her bikini? Last edited by Suicane75 : 03-20-2005 at 09:11 PM.

03-18-2005, 12:21 PM	#2
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	I think it looks funny as hell. Every time I see the ad, I bust out laughing.

03-18-2005, 01:08 PM	#3
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	The special effects look great

03-18-2005, 04:25 PM	#4
Honolulu Blue Dynasty Boy Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Michigan	This one is from the producers of "Category 6: Day of Destruction", so you know it's gotta be good ;-) It's must-see TV around this household.

03-18-2005, 04:54 PM	#5
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Starring Shannon Lucio, who USED TO BE on the OC and only on 5 or so episodes. On a show full of bad acting, she was probably the worst. Just a horrible actress.

03-18-2005, 04:58 PM	#7
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	When is this gonna be on? I love shitty made for tv movies.

03-18-2005, 07:28 PM	#10
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Verne Lunquist starting laughing do the promo during the louisville game.. and he wasn't even doing the promo

03-18-2005, 07:30 PM	#11
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	If it said "with the OC's Rachel Bilson" i'd bew all over it.

03-18-2005, 08:45 PM	#12
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	which one is Shannon Lucio? Is she the lesbian?

03-18-2005, 08:51 PM	#15
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	I'm glad I'm not the only one expecting to see either the Energizer bunny or that dam gecko pop up during the commercials. That looks like such a piece of crap, unless you watch it for the "dear God I hope they're not serious" humor. "Oh My God, there are about 100 sharks getting together and preparing to attack us." (rant about authenticity) Let's not worry about the placement of the dorsel fins ni that scene and the fact that many are just hovering in one place even though sharks have to keep moving to stay alive. (/end rant)

03-18-2005, 08:52 PM	#16
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Thats like complaining about porn because a nurse would never have a three-way with a teacher and a, FBI agent.

03-18-2005, 09:01 PM	#18
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	don't worry, you've still got "copy machine fixer" and "pizza guy" to aspire for.

03-18-2005, 09:14 PM	#19
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Pool cleaner seems to be an in-demand job as well.

03-20-2005, 07:41 PM	#20
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Bump, in case anyone forgets

03-20-2005, 07:47 PM	#23
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	I'm planning on watching just to see how bad it is. I'm expecting it to be craptacular.

03-20-2005, 07:49 PM	#24
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Who got da popcorn?

03-20-2005, 08:08 PM	#25
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Phew, for a moment there i thought it was preempted. At least now i can prepare for it.

03-20-2005, 08:17 PM	#26
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	i have not been this excited for a movie since Jaws.

03-20-2005, 08:19 PM	#27
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I wish I had some weeeeeeeeed, man.

03-20-2005, 08:31 PM	#29
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK This time CBS isn't fucking around.

03-20-2005, 08:33 PM	#31
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I wanna fuckin see sharks in that kitchen.

03-20-2005, 08:33 PM	#32
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	This movie has lived up to the hype within the first minute....

03-20-2005, 08:35 PM	#34
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Hey man, I tuned in to see the big titties. Where are they?

03-20-2005, 08:37 PM	#35
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	the funky sunglasses and hats montage always rules.

03-20-2005, 08:39 PM	#36
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	If those guys punch fists one more time...........

03-20-2005, 08:41 PM	#37
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	.....what, you'll sign them up for acting lessons?

03-20-2005, 08:42 PM	#38
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Wheres the gosh darned Sharks at?

03-20-2005, 08:43 PM	#39
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Jiggy with it? Hooo boy.

03-20-2005, 08:44 PM	#40
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'm not the best at picking up on subtleties, but I think those 2 kids like each other.

03-20-2005, 08:45 PM	#41
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I've gotta stop, this movie alone could push me over 5,000 posts.

03-20-2005, 08:54 PM	#42
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Best line yet has come when she was dancing with J.T. "I'm sorry, I don't do this type of dance. It's not my usual."