The Sexiest Redhead I Have Ever Seen (SFW)

Suicane75 · 06-24-2005, 12:50 AM

Syyyyyyyke. Hi Jeeb, how ya doin?

TLK · 06-24-2005, 01:07 AM

That's just not right....

TLK · 06-24-2005, 04:08 AM

I have it on good authority that Jeeber isn't too happy with you

cuervo72 · 06-24-2005, 07:56 AM

Dude....not cool!

Ksyrup · 06-24-2005, 08:37 AM

If this thread isn't tailor-made to score Arles some bonus points at home tonight, I don't know what is. He just has to get here before Farrah and come up with a mushy one-liner.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-24-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

If this thread isn't tailor-made to score Arles some bonus points at home tonight, I don't know what is. He just has to get here before Farrah and come up with a mushy one-liner.

Too late.

Ksyrup · 06-24-2005, 10:45 AM

I probably ruined it for him by making that post anyway. Oh well.

Arles · 06-24-2005, 10:49 AM

Ksyrup, they invented PMs for a reason

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-24-2005, 10:50 AM

It's a sad day for me when you need a PM for this.

I'm going to take my hormonal Henrietta Hippo self and cry in the bathroom now.

hhiipp · 06-24-2005, 10:58 AM

He doesn't get to +1 his post count if he PMs you.

NoMyths · 06-24-2005, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by hhiipp

He doesn't get to +1 his post count if he PMs you.

But he certainly might get -1 to his sexing opportunities if she spends the evening crying in the bathroom.

Arles · 06-24-2005, 11:05 AM

Hey, I can't be on FOFC all the time. Atleast with a PM, a get an email to check the board out. That would have been enough to get me to check out this thread. So, PM and a post would have made everyone happy

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-24-2005, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Arles

Hey, I can't be on FOFC all the time. Atleast with a PM, a get an email to check the board out. That would have been enough to get me to check out this thread. So, PM and a post would have made everyone happy

Keep trying.

NoMyths · 06-24-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Keep trying.

Looks like the Grey Dog is going to be in the dog house this weekend.

Ksyrup · 06-24-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

It's a sad day for me when you need a PM for this.

I'm going to take my hormonal Henrietta Hippo self and cry in the bathroom now.

Ouch. This went from a potential no-lose situation to a no-win situation.

I hate it when women turn stuff like this around on us. Our anniversary is next Tuesday, so I'm expecting, at some point, an exchange that goes like this:

Me - "Happy Anniversary, honey. You're still as beautiful as the day I married you and you make me so happy."

Her - "Well thanks, but why couldn't you say something like that last week? When's the last time you said something like that to me?"

Me - "Well, let me check my calendar, you know I learned several years ago that I needed to document my comments to you for just such an occasion as this....Yep - May 12th."

Her - "See, a month and a half!"

Me - "Just take the damn compliment or a month and a half is going to feel like 30 seconds next time."

Well, it might not go exactly like that...

larrymcg421 · 06-24-2005, 11:38 AM

I really think you're just making things worse for Arles.

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Ouch. This went from a potential no-lose situation to a no-win situation.

I hate it when women turn stuff like this around on us. Our anniversary is next Tuesday, so I'm expecting, at some point, an exchange that goes like this:

Me - "Happy Anniversary, honey. You're still as beautiful as the day I married you and you make me so happy."

Her - "Well thanks, but why couldn't you say something like that last week? When's the last time you said something like that to me?"

Me - "Well, let me check my calendar, you know I learned several years ago that I needed to document my comments to you for just such an occasion as this....Yep - May 12th."

Her - "See, a month and a half!"

Me - "Just take the damn compliment or a month and a half is going to feel like 30 seconds next time."

Well, it might not go exactly like that...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-24-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Ouch. This went from a potential no-lose situation to a no-win situation.

Naw, it wasn't this thread. I've been on him all week. Ever since Arles called me at work last week to tell me how hot a certian pop star looked in her new video. He went on and on about the boots and the car wash. Then the next night, he woke me up out of REM sleep so I could see the video on MTV. It was all done in complete innocence, and usually I would agree and say I'd hit it or whatnot.

But I'm seven months pregnant and not feeling so sexy. Arles just rubbed me the wrong way. I hate all skinny women right now. And when the man whose child is kicking my rib cage every hour tells me he thinks one is hot, I get pissed off. Hormones you know.

And as you know, being a married man - women can hold grudges.

Now he's probably pissed I shared that story, and I'll be looking for a place to sleep this evening.

NoMyths · 06-24-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Naw, it wasn't this thread. I've been on him all week. Ever since Arles called me at work last week to tell me how hot a certian pop star looked in her new video. He went on and on about the boots and the car wash. Then the next night, he woke me up out of REM sleep so I could see the video on MTV. It was all done in complete innocence, and usually I would agree and say I'd hit it or whatnot.

But I'm seven months pregnant and not feeling so sexy. Arles just rubbed me the wrong way. I hate all skinny women right now. And when the man whose child is kicking my rib cage every hour tells me he thinks one is hot, I get pissed off. Hormones you know.

And as you know, being a married man - women can hold grudges.

Now he's probably pissed I shared that story, and I'll be looking for a place to sleep this evening.

I'm so glad my girlfriend isn't pregnant. Or a redhead.

Arles · 06-24-2005, 11:49 AM

No, I just wanted to pop and say how FWR is easily the sexiest redhead I have ever seen and I looked forward to sleeping in the same bed with such a beautiful and sexy woman tonight.

st.cronin · 06-24-2005, 11:50 AM

You know what they say about redheads.

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette. But with a redhead...

you get no sleep.

rkmsuf · 06-24-2005, 11:51 AM

Would you settle for "you are the sexiest attainable redhead" he's ever seen?

I mean that's something.

gottimd · 06-24-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

You know what they say about redheads.

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette. But with a redhead...you get no sleep.

They snore a lot?

gottimd · 06-24-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

You know what they say about redheads.

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette. But with a redhead...you get no sleep.

They snore alot?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-24-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Arles

No, I just wanted to pop and say how FWR is easily the sexiest redhead I have ever seen and I looked forward to sleeping in the same bed with such a beautiful and sexy woman tonight.

I'm sleeping in the guest room?

mhass · 06-24-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Now he's probably pissed I shared that story, and I'll be looking for a place to sleep this evening.

Wait! Men can make women sleep on the couch!? Why was I not informed?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-24-2005, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mhass

Wait! Men can make women sleep on the couch!? Why was I not informed?

Eh, in our house that's not such a big threat either way. Our couch is very comfy.

JonInMiddleGA · 06-24-2005, 12:14 PM

Poor Arlie, he forgot Rule Number One of being married to a pregnant woman:
Rule #1 -- It's all your fault. Therefore anything you say, don't say, do, or don't do, WILL be wrong.

Hammer755 · 06-24-2005, 12:14 PM

I thought for sure I knew the subject of this thread.

JeeberD · 07-05-2005, 08:23 AM

Samdari · 07-05-2005, 08:44 AM

Wow. I think my wife and I should move all our fights to public internet forums. I mean, Farrah has not thrown anything yet.

hhiipp · 07-05-2005, 09:08 AM

We'd all appreciate that, internet drama 4 teh w1n!

06-24-2005, 07:56 AM	#4
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Dude....not cool! __________________ null

06-24-2005, 08:37 AM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If this thread isn't tailor-made to score Arles some bonus points at home tonight, I don't know what is. He just has to get here before Farrah and come up with a mushy one-liner. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-24-2005, 10:45 AM	#7
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I probably ruined it for him by making that post anyway. Oh well. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-24-2005, 10:49 AM	#8
Arles Grey Dog Software Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL	Ksyrup, they invented PMs for a reason __________________ Developer of Bowl Bound College Football http://www.greydogsoftware.com Last edited by Arles : 06-24-2005 at 10:50 AM.

06-24-2005, 11:05 AM	#12
Arles Grey Dog Software Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL	Hey, I can't be on FOFC all the time. Atleast with a PM, a get an email to check the board out. That would have been enough to get me to check out this thread. So, PM and a post would have made everyone happy __________________ Developer of Bowl Bound College Football http://www.greydogsoftware.com

06-24-2005, 01:07 AM	#2
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	That's just not right....

06-24-2005, 04:08 AM	#3
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	I have it on good authority that Jeeber isn't too happy with you

06-24-2005, 10:50 AM	#9
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	It's a sad day for me when you need a PM for this. I'm going to take my hormonal Henrietta Hippo self and cry in the bathroom now.

06-24-2005, 10:58 AM	#10
hhiipp College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH	He doesn't get to +1 his post count if he PMs you.

06-24-2005, 11:49 AM	#19
Arles Grey Dog Software Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Phoenix, AZ by way of Belleville, IL	No, I just wanted to pop and say how FWR is easily the sexiest redhead I have ever seen and I looked forward to sleeping in the same bed with such a beautiful and sexy woman tonight. __________________ Developer of Bowl Bound College Football http://www.greydogsoftware.com

06-24-2005, 11:50 AM	#20
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	You know what they say about redheads. You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette. But with a redhead... you get no sleep.

06-24-2005, 11:51 AM	#21
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Would you settle for "you are the sexiest attainable redhead" he's ever seen? I mean that's something. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-24-2005, 12:14 PM	#27
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Poor Arlie, he forgot Rule Number One of being married to a pregnant woman: Rule #1 -- It's all your fault. Therefore anything you say, don't say, do, or don't do, WILL be wrong. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

06-24-2005, 12:14 PM	#28
Hammer755 High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Houston, TX	I thought for sure I knew the subject of this thread. __________________ I failed Signature 101 class.

07-05-2005, 08:23 AM	#29
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	__________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-05-2005, 08:44 AM	#30
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Wow. I think my wife and I should move all our fights to public internet forums. I mean, Farrah has not thrown anything yet. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

07-05-2005, 09:08 AM	#31
hhiipp College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH	We'd all appreciate that, internet drama 4 teh w1n!

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