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Old 05-15-2009, 07:42 PM   #1
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Dallas Twins fathered by 2 Men

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Published : Monday, 11 May 2009, 5:13 PM CDT

* Peter Daut

DALLAS - Like most twins, 11-month-old Justin and Jordan have a lot in common. But it’s what they do not have in common that has a lot of people, including their parents, calling them a miracle of science.

“I have twins, but they’re by different fathers,” said Mia Washington.

The twins' parents contacted FOX 4, wanting to go public with their story. Washington admits she had an affair that resulted in two babies, born at the same time, fathered by two different men.

“Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I’m very shocked,” Washington said.

The parents went to Dallas DNA Lab Clear Diagnostics after noticing the twins have different facial features.

According to the paternity test, there’s a 99.999 percent chance Justin and Jordan do not have the same father, and zero percent chance they do. The lab has never seen this type of result, nor do they expect to see it again.

“It is very crazy. Most people don’t believe it can happen, but it can,” said Clear Diagnostics President Genny Thibodeaux.

When twins have two fathers, doctors call it heteropaternal superfecundation. It’s so rare; there are only a handful of documented cases in the world.

“This is likely to be the only time that we will ever see this occur in the city of Dallas; it’s that rare,” said Dr. Chris Dreiling, who has not met the family.

Dreiling said the medical marvel can happen when a woman releases multiple eggs during ovulation. If she has more than one sexual partner within the same time period, sperm cells can fertilize two separate eggs.

The twins’ father said he’s forgiven his fiancé's infidelity and has vowed to stay with her and raise both boys as his own.

“It’s a day by day thing. It’s going to take time to build that trust like we had,” James Harrison said.

Washington admits her mistake, and wants people to know she takes full responsibility for her actions.

“I’m trying to let everybody else know: Don’t put yourself in my shoes, because it can hurt and it does hurt, but you still have to go on with life,” she said.

Washington said she plans to tell the boys about their DNA differences when they’re old enough to understand. As for the other father, she has no plans to tell him.

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Old 05-15-2009, 07:44 PM   #2
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As for the other father, she has no plans to tell him.

Let's hope he doesn't read the newspaper then
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:47 PM   #3
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hxxp://As for the other father, she has no plans to tell him.

So he doesn't watch TV, or read? She's not the brightest bulb...

It is nice that when the boys are old enough to understand, their mom will sit them down and explain what a whore is.
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Old 05-15-2009, 07:50 PM   #4
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So he doesn't watch TV, or read? She's not the brightest bulb...

It is nice that when the boys are old enough to understand, their mom will sit them down and explain what a whore is.

My favorite pieces of the story:

But it’s what they do not have in common that has a lot of people, including their parents, calling them a miracle of science.

“I have twins, but they’re by different fathers,” said Mia Washington.

The twins' parents contacted FOX 4, wanting to go public with their story.

"Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I’m very shocked,” Washington said."

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Old 05-15-2009, 07:52 PM   #5
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Does Pumpy know?

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Old 05-15-2009, 08:36 PM   #6
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I'm sure she will get a book deal out of this. Assuming she can write
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:37 PM   #7
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They need to get this whore on maury.
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:58 PM   #8
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I'm sure she will get a book deal out of this. Assuming she can write

What would be the title?
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:31 PM   #9
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DALLAS - Like most twins, 11-month-old Justin and Jordan have a lot in common. But it’s what they do not have in common that has a lot of people, including their parents, calling them a miracle of science.

Has the bar been lowered so far that we are now calling it a "miracle" when a woman is such a massive whore that was able to have 2 eggs fertilized by two different men?

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Washington said she plans to tell the boys about their DNA differences when they’re old enough to understand.

To be a fly on the wall when that conversation happens...
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:32 PM   #10
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What would be the title?

"It's a Miracle How Much of a Whore I Am" ?
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:36 PM   #11
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Has the bar been lowered so far that we are now calling it a "miracle" when a woman is such a massive whore that was able to have 2 eggs fertilized by two different men?



To be a fly on the wall when that conversation happens...

Especially when the one is told, "you're Daddy's little boy" and the other is told, "you were my whore baby." What could go wrong?
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Old 05-15-2009, 09:50 PM   #12
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What to Expect when You're Expecting(and a Whore)

I can't believe this is newsworthy.
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:02 PM   #13
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So far this year James Harrison has won DPOY, killed his family in a murder suicide, and now his woman is a whore.
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:07 PM   #14
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And this guy is strongly going to change his tune once the state comes after him for child support. And I have to wonder if one of these kids is half black or Latino. Why the Fuck else would they be doing a paternity test.
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:10 PM   #15
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I'm still not sure whether to put this guy on a pedestal or smack him upside his head. With that woman as a mother those boys will need someone in their lives who is responsible and will help them grow into men. Plus, he can do whatever the hell he wants to and has the ultimate trump card! Kudos to this guy! (but if I were him, I'd get a vas asap & not tell her.)
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:12 PM   #16
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What, did they both jerk off into the same bottle?
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:16 PM   #17
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I can't believe this is newsworthy.

Well it's notable in kind of the same way that a lightning strike is notable, in that it's a fairly unusual occurrence.

How unusual hasn't really been determined though, as at least one study in Italy found it to occur in 2.4% of disputed paternity cases involving fraternal twins while across 39,000 generic (non disputed paternity) cases examined there were only 3 instances found.

It would seem to me that the actual rate probably lies somewhere between 1:13,000 and about 1:42.

Still may be pretty uncommon, especially considering it vs all births, but I don't know that it's actually in the hitting the lottery range either. Maybe not as rare as we would think.
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Old 05-15-2009, 10:18 PM   #18
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Old 05-15-2009, 11:42 PM   #19
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Wasn't this the plot for this week's "My Name is Earl'?
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Anyone see a South Park episode out of this?
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Old 05-16-2009, 01:21 AM   #21
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She's kind of a scray-looking women, isn't she?


And just think, the kids will always have the video (and the public will too).
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Old 05-16-2009, 01:35 AM   #22
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i was out of town when this shit happened
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Old 05-16-2009, 01:43 AM   #23
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I can't believe this is newsworthy.

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So far this year James Harrison has won DPOY, killed his family in a murder suicide, and now his woman is a whore.

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And this guy is strongly going to change his tune once the state comes after him for child support. And I have to wonder if one of these kids is half black or Latino. Why the Fuck else would they be doing a paternity test.


I am going to suggest you stay away from all women for a while, even your mother.
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Brillant.
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Old 05-16-2009, 07:32 PM   #25
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According to the paternity test, there’s a 99.999 percent chance Justin and Jordan do not have the same father, and zero percent chance they do.

I'm dying to know what this 1 in a 100,000 shot is.
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I'm dying to know what this 1 in a 100,000 shot is.

The Second Coming?

Wait, that's what caused this problem in the first place....
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The Second Coming?

Wait, that's what caused this problem in the first place....

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The Second Coming?

Wait, that's what caused this problem in the first place....

You're on fire.
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The Second Coming?

Wait, that's what caused this problem in the first place....
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