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Old 05-13-2009, 09:19 AM   #1
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"I have to admit: I love a big, giant pear."

"Me too, but in an entirely different sense."

This was the exchange my wife and I had last night as we walked out of Walmart and she was looking at some big fake fruits in the display window of the store next to Walmart.



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Old 05-13-2009, 09:44 AM   #2
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sign me up for some of that
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:16 AM   #3
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Bosc? Bartlett? Anjou?

Need more info, as there are many kinds of pears.
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:19 AM   #4
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I dunno. I thought they were ceramic, but she said they were cloth.
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:20 AM   #5
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Maybe it's me but it seems like you both insulted each other on some subtle level. Think about that....
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:39 AM   #6
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What's insulting about enjoying a big, giant pear?
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:39 AM   #7
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I dunno. I thought they were ceramic, but she said they were cloth.

Either way, they were fake.
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:41 AM   #8
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Worst response: Me too. Hey, if I pay for them do you think we could get you a pair of bigger apples?
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:49 AM   #9
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What's insulting about enjoying a big, giant pear?

What you enjoy is your business... have fun with that pear.
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:04 AM   #10
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and she was looking at some big fake fruits in the display window

While it's rude to stare, Detox and Logan should engage in their activities in a more discreet location.
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:15 AM   #11
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Fortunately, she also enjoy miniature fruits as well.
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Old 05-13-2009, 04:08 PM   #12
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Fortunately, she also enjoy miniature fruits as well.


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