05-13-2003, 12:42 PM | #1 | ||
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No Melissa Stark
Melissa Stark will not be part of MNF this year because she is having a baby.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/news/2003/0513/1552896.html Todd
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05-13-2003, 12:45 PM | #2 |
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This is a terrible day for football fans everywhere
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05-13-2003, 12:53 PM | #3 | |
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Re: No Melissa Stark
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that's impossible, b/c that would imply she has had sex, when clearly she is waiting for me and me alone to ravage her. |
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05-13-2003, 12:56 PM | #4 |
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Well this would be one paternity test I would hope would be positive!
Although it would probably help her on her stalker case she has against me.
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05-13-2003, 01:03 PM | #5 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Does this mean Leslie Visser is back in the running? Or maybe Eric Dickerson in a tutu?
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05-13-2003, 01:10 PM | #6 |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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05-13-2003, 01:13 PM | #7 |
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No Mellisa Stark ....damn.
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05-13-2003, 01:18 PM | #8 |
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okay, time to sign Jill Arrington for the gig...
FM
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05-13-2003, 03:14 PM | #9 |
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Nah, give me Rebecca Grant from Under the Helmet.
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05-13-2003, 03:22 PM | #10 |
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there are two sidelines in a game, right? Why not hire them both?
FM
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05-13-2003, 04:27 PM | #11 |
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And they could put on one Hell of a half-time show!
Damn...maybe I should cut back on the porn surfing...it is shading my thoughts about real life...
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05-13-2003, 06:58 PM | #12 |
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Heres a novel idea: Lets not hire ANYONE to do the sideline reports as they all do a horrific job at it. They ask the worst possible questions anyway:
"Coach, you guys are trailing 21-3 after the first half and you've turned the ball over 6 times, what adjustments are you going to make in the second half?" "You gained nearly 200 yards on the ground in the first half and have a 14 point lead, are you going to air it out more in the second half?" "You've thrown at their #2 cornerback 22 times in the first half, did you see something on film that made you think you had a good matchup there?" Please. I don't care how good the sideline reporter looks. Just get them off the field. The most distressing news about that isn't that she's leaving MNF, it's that she didn't answer all those emails I sent her asking her to save herself for me. (the ones fired back from the lawyer DO NOT count) TroyF |
05-13-2003, 09:16 PM | #13 |
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I think Sarah Michelle Gellar is quitting Buffy for MNF! Hell Alyson Hannigan would be good too.
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05-13-2003, 10:07 PM | #14 |
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Damn! She told me she was on the pill!
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05-13-2003, 10:40 PM | #15 |
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I got it! Girls Gone Wild- Monday Night Football!!! YES
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05-14-2003, 12:35 AM | #16 | |
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I found some bizarre looking (at least to me) photos of Hannigan in some tight red shorts in a Google search just now. Obviously, she doesn't spend her time being the "Willow" I remember from the first two seasons. |
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05-14-2003, 12:51 AM | #17 | |
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Photos, please...
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05-14-2003, 07:25 AM | #18 |
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Wow Bryce that's some stange news. She's not pregnant?
I suggest you contact her and boink her quickly (or, find her quickly and boink her slowly, whatever you prefer) as she has an enormous tumor in her abdomen. That can't be healthy.
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05-14-2003, 08:30 AM | #19 |
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I would like to see Suzy Kolber move over from the ESPN Sunday game.
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05-14-2003, 09:21 AM | #20 |
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Actually, I would think Kolber will be a very good possibility since she works for the company already. That would work for me.
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05-14-2003, 09:26 AM | #21 |
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Ann Werner (sp?) is pretty cute, she might not be bad. I'd like it if they hired Bonnie Bernstein back from CBS. But Kolber would be a logical choice.
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05-14-2003, 09:27 AM | #22 |
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Kolber is also good with the players/coaches and knows a little something.
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05-14-2003, 09:27 AM | #23 |
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dola, I am sure Tony K is sad to see her go.
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