Non-Essential Info I'd Rather Not Know

rkmsuf · 01-14-2005, 09:28 AM

In other news, it was learned that John McCain actually picks his nose in the bathroom.

Ksyrup · 01-14-2005, 09:28 AM

This is one of those non-stories, kinda like Jenna Bush sticking out her tongue at reporters, that just makes me scratch my head as to why it is being reported as news. But even more troubling...do we REALLY want/need to know that Bush calls Putin "Pootie-Poot"?!

LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- Sen. Ben Nelson finally has succeeded in getting President Bush to stop calling him by the nickname "Nellie."

Bush had been referring to the Nebraska Democrat as "Nellie" since 2001.

Nelson disliked the nickname and had asked the president to stop using it.

The president likes to give people nicknames. He has called Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, "Pootie-Poot," while aide Karen Hughes gets "High Prophet."

But Bush heeded Nelson's request to scrap his moniker, and at the recent White House Christmas party, the president referred to Nelson as "Benny."

"The president had a twinkle in his eye when he called me that," Nelson said. "He knew what he had done. I said, 'Thank you, Mr. President."'

MacroGuru · 01-14-2005, 09:32 AM

This one reads like something from The Onion!!

Subby · 01-14-2005, 09:56 AM

This story actually makes me like Bush even more...

QuikSand · 01-14-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

This story actually makes me like Bush even more...

It was "Pootie-Poot" that did it, right?

Anthony · 01-14-2005, 10:02 AM

Pootie Tang is better.

suppa tie!

Suicane75 · 01-14-2005, 10:16 AM

I hear he calls Dick Cheyney "Mr. President".

Coffee Warlord · 01-14-2005, 11:05 AM

I should ask my aunt (the one who grew up next door, and got her freak on with him) what Dubya called her back in the day.

Suicane75 · 01-14-2005, 11:13 AM

Ask her if the President has a big penis.

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-14-2005, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

"The president had a twinkle in his eye when he called me that," Nelson said. "He knew what he had done. I said, 'Thank you, Mr. President."'

We'll return with "A Very Special White House Christmas," next, when Santa and Rudolph stop by!

GrantDawg · 01-14-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I hear he calls Dick Cheyney "Mr. President".

No, just "Boss" or "Sir," and ocasionally "High Commander."

01-14-2005, 09:28 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Non-Essential Info I'd Rather Not Know This is one of those non-stories, kinda like Jenna Bush sticking out her tongue at reporters, that just makes me scratch my head as to why it is being reported as news. But even more troubling...do we REALLY want/need to know that Bush calls Putin "Pootie-Poot"?! LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- Sen. Ben Nelson finally has succeeded in getting President Bush to stop calling him by the nickname "Nellie." Bush had been referring to the Nebraska Democrat as "Nellie" since 2001. Nelson disliked the nickname and had asked the president to stop using it. The president likes to give people nicknames. He has called Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia, "Pootie-Poot," while aide Karen Hughes gets "High Prophet." But Bush heeded Nelson's request to scrap his moniker, and at the recent White House Christmas party, the president referred to Nelson as "Benny." "The president had a twinkle in his eye when he called me that," Nelson said. "He knew what he had done. I said, 'Thank you, Mr. President."' __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-14-2005, 09:32 AM	#3
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	This one reads like something from The Onion!! __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

01-14-2005, 09:56 AM	#4
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	This story actually makes me like Bush even more... __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

01-14-2005, 10:02 AM	#6
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	Pootie Tang is better. suppa tie!

01-14-2005, 10:16 AM	#7
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I hear he calls Dick Cheyney "Mr. President".

01-14-2005, 11:05 AM	#8
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I should ask my aunt (the one who grew up next door, and got her freak on with him) what Dubya called her back in the day.

01-14-2005, 11:13 AM	#9
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Ask her if the President has a big penis.

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