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Old 11-30-2005, 06:32 AM   #1
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Want to Fuck a Reality Star! - w4m - 22 - Reply to: [redacted]@craigslist.org - Date: 2005-11-16, 10:33PM PST

Former Reality Actress is looking for 30 guys for Porn. $100 pay - w4m Beautiful reality actress from MTV Real World is doing her first independent porn. We are searching for 30 very good looking guys to be in video shoot. Must be very good looking, be in great shape, and have an extra large penis. All guys that will be featured in the film will be in masks (think phantom of the opera eye masks), so strong jaw line, and pretty eyes are a must. Casting this Monday from 10pm-1am in Hollywood. Shooting next weekend.

First guess is Trishelle, but she can't need the money that bad, can she?

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Old 11-30-2005, 06:50 AM   #2
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First guess is Trishelle, but she can't need the money that bad, can she?
From what I have seen about her on TV, she probably isnt doing this for the money.
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Old 11-30-2005, 06:52 AM   #3
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Old 11-30-2005, 08:53 AM   #4
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30 guys? That's pretty ambitious for a first-timer.

Good for her.
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:07 AM   #5
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impressive to see her willingness to skip relatively normal porn and go straight for the double anal, double vag porn. i would assume most porn chicks would like to ease into their new profession with simple "large" penises. but no, this one wants it super sized.

if i was this chick's father i would commit suicide before this tape came out.

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Old 11-30-2005, 09:15 AM   #6
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impressive to see her willingness to skip relatively normal porn and go straight for the double anal, double vag porn. i would assume most porn chicks would like to ease into their new profession with simple "large" penises. but no, this one wants it super sized.

if i was this chick's father i would commit suicide before this tape came out.

Ah, 30 doesn't cut it, Houston still has the record....I think.
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:32 AM   #7
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Ah, 30 doesn't cut it, Houston still has the record....I think.

Dare I ask who Houston is? Or about her record?

I dare. Who is Houston? And what is her record?
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:34 AM   #8
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From what I remember hearing Houston is a pron star who nailed 500 guys in one day...
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:34 AM   #9
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Dare I ask who Houston is? Or about her record?

I dare. Who is Houston? And what is her record?

She did 500 guys.
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:35 AM   #10
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hxxp://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge/1999/08/31/houston/?CP=SAL&DN=110
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:41 AM   #11
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:42 AM   #12
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:01 AM   #13
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From realityblurred.com

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While I hate blind items, with all their moronic double-entendre and incomprehensible vagueness, I’m also not in the business of libeling someone, especially when I’ve received no verifiable information. Thus, I’m not naming names, but I have heard one name mentioned more than once.

Here’s the clue to those rumors: The former cast member in question is 22 years old. If you limit your search to, say, the last few seasons (because older seasons have older cast members), focus on the age, and think about who they are, you’ll find the person.
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:03 AM   #14
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hmm that would eliminate the rumors I'm hearing that its Julie from New Orleans
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:03 AM   #15
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First guess is Trishelle, but she can't need the money that bad, can she?


Well it said Beautiful, so Trishelle is out.
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:19 AM   #16
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How old is Tonya (from Real World Chicago)?
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:20 AM   #17
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:20 AM   #18
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Wasn't that blonde chick from the Austin season a real skank? Of course, seeing pics of her boobs popping out at a Maxim party is a lot different than banging 30 dudes on film...
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:20 AM   #19
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Actually, it *has* to be Trishelle. I remember seeing some clip where she was hanging out with Ron Jeremy among others. What the hell was that from though?
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:22 AM   #20
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Actually, it *has* to be Trishelle. I remember seeing some clip where she was hanging out with Ron Jeremy among others. What the hell was that from though?


I think that was from The Surreal Life
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:28 AM   #21
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it could be shavonda from Philadelphia

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Old 11-30-2005, 11:30 AM   #22
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Whoever runs Reality Blurred is a dumbass. He's giving out hints to who it might be.
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:39 AM   #23
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*Ages taken from MTV.com*
Edited: More ages found on other sites

Austin

Johanna - 21
Melinda-21
Rachel- 21
Lacey - 23


Philly

Melanie - "Too Old" (21)
Sarah - "Too Old" (23)
Shavonda - "Too Old" (21)


San Diego

Cameran - 21
Frankie - "Too Old"
Jamie - "Too Old"
Robin - "Too Old"


Paris

Christina - "Too Old"
Leah - "Too Old"
Mallory - 20
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:46 AM   #24
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But who's to say that the girl is really 22?
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:46 AM   #25
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please don't be frankie
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:48 AM   #26
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Cameron from San Diego dates Jeremy Bloom, so we can probably eliminate her...unless he's into that sort of thing.
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:51 AM   #27
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And Mallory from Paris has a legitimate modeling career going on, so it's (unfortunately) probably not her.
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:52 AM   #28
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Melindas got some Ta-Ta's I'd like to see
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Old 11-30-2005, 11:53 AM   #29
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Melindas got some Ta-Ta's I'd like to see

I'll see if I can help you out there...
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:19 PM   #30
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my money is on Melinda...just cuz it'd be nice.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:22 PM   #31
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Melinda is one of the hottest Real Worlders ever. it's insane how hot she is. i wish she and Cameron would do some nude wrestling with each other. i normally prefer brunettes, but those two are silly hot.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:24 PM   #32
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my money is on Melinda...just cuz it'd be nice.

she's engaged to that fag from Boston who got the shit kicked out of him and always wears a hat. i guess he'd have problems with her doing gang bang porn.

i think it's Frankie. she has mental issues and we're all primed for a let down.

i'd like to see Tonya from Chicago in porn. she's another hottie.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:25 PM   #33
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Some of you watch too much television.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:27 PM   #34
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i'd like to see Tonya from Chicago in porn. she's another hottie.

not porn, but she looked good in the playboy shots
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:28 PM   #35
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JeeberD - you're my favorite Texan. thanks for the PM.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:29 PM   #36
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it could be shavonda from Philadelphia

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That'd be a real surprise.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:30 PM   #37
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not porn, but she looked good in the playboy shots

*zoinks*

she did Playboy...? intriguing.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:30 PM   #38
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thanks....

They got engaged!!! what a putz!!
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:30 PM   #39
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JeeberD - you're my favorite Texan. thanks for the PM.

Share the pics, Jeebs!
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:30 PM   #40
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Some of you watch too much television.

Flipping through the channels, you are bound to see one of the 6 million times MTV repeats the episodes. When I flip by and I see large funbags, I am compelled to view them, and then I continue on flipping the channels once they have disappeared from the screen.

I echo HAs comments about Jeeberd!
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:31 PM   #41
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*zoinks*

she did Playboy...? intriguing.

not the actual magazine, but she was a Cyber Girl of the Week for their online site.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:32 PM   #42
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I echo HAs comments about Jeeberd!

I do what I can, fellas...

I'll get you next, duckie.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:33 PM   #43
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me too jeeber
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*zoinks*

she did Playboy...? intriguing.

Just google Tonya Real World playboy
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:37 PM   #45
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Just google Tonya Real World playboy

i'm at work right now, but....dammit if some things aren't worth getting fired for.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:38 PM   #46
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Just google Tonya Real World playboy

Next thing you know, guys are gonna be asking for pics of one Pamela Anderson.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:39 PM   #47
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Tonya has fake tits, no hips, and an airbrushed ass. Whoopie for her.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:40 PM   #48
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Tonya has fake tits, no hips, and an airbrushed ass. Whoopie for her.

how dare you say she has no hips
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:43 PM   #49
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Tonya has fake tits, no hips, and an airbrushed ass. Whoopie for her.

hey, that didn't stop Carmen Electrica.

Tonya is hot, even hotter as a brunette. sure, she's got fake knockers and i prefer natural ones but if she were standing naked in front of me and was ready to go...so much for preferences.

let's keep it real, Holyfield.
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Old 11-30-2005, 12:44 PM   #50
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how dare you say she has no hips

I take it that's asshattish for, "who gives a fuck about hips?" Wouldn't be too surprising, since you are the penis poster.
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