Greatest Phone Sex Ever

sovereignstar · 01-31-2005, 10:26 PM

Yes! Yes! YES!

Easy Mac · 01-31-2005, 10:29 PM

Does anyone else see the irony in a President posting about phone sex?

CamEdwards · 01-31-2005, 10:31 PM

heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on.

Draft Dodger · 01-31-2005, 10:32 PM

wow, he's really lame <----- LOOK SUICANE

Desnudo · 02-01-2005, 12:49 AM

That could replace thinking about baseball for me.

Franklinnoble · 02-01-2005, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on.

You are an evil, evil man.

rkmsuf · 02-01-2005, 08:16 AM

"Elhume, would you loofa my stretch marks?"

JonInMiddleGA · 02-01-2005, 08:36 AM

Careful Mr. President, the thread title may get you on the bad side of the parody police.

sachmo71 · 02-01-2005, 09:21 AM

Did she tape the conversation?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-01-2005, 09:33 AM

I take issue with the title of this thread. If that's the greatest phone sex ever, that's just sad.

cuervo72 · 02-01-2005, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I take issue with the title of this thread. If that's the greatest phone sex ever, that's just sad.

Please send your complaint to:

FOFC Thread Title Complaint Department
attn: Samdari
PO BOX 78779
Springfield, VA

Falafel King · 02-01-2005, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on.

Why in the heck would you try to slander my good name?

Subby · 02-01-2005, 11:04 AM

I guess I need to add the "really spectacular boobs" line to my cocky and funny repertoire.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-01-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

I guess I need to add the "really spectacular boobs" line to my cocky and funny repertoire.

Try fitting in "nice rack" that's always a winner.

cuervo72 · 02-01-2005, 11:09 AM

Don't forget "squeezed those spongebobs till she cried".

Fritz · 02-01-2005, 11:19 AM

i think I just came in my desk drawer

Fritz · 02-01-2005, 11:20 AM

again

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-01-2005, 11:53 AM

On a side thought - what woman wants a loofah (or falafel) rubbed all over her nether regions? Loofah's scrub off dead skin cells - they're not exactly made of soft tickling, tingling material. Big turn off.

Fritz · 02-01-2005, 12:00 PM

what if you were scabby?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-01-2005, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

what if you were scabby?

Are you speaking from experience?

Fritz · 02-01-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Are you speaking from experience?

no, I have never had a scabby vagina.

sachmo71 · 02-01-2005, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

no, I have never had a scabby vagina.

Untrue. Who wants pics?

tanglewood · 02-01-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

no, I have never had a scabby vagina.

The use of 'had' in this context needs to be further defined.

Suicane75 · 02-01-2005, 02:31 PM

I'm with Farrah, that is some awfull phone sex goin on there. He might as well be dictating a letter to penthouse.

Loren · 02-01-2005, 06:06 PM

it's O'Reilley...I dont think he was gonna start rambling about whips and chains

but damn it be funnier if he had...how sad, he's even lame during phone sex, his definition of shedding inhibitions is laying around all lazy like.. BOOOO...
and why the hell didnt she just hang up

i think she's sick....

CamEdwards · 02-01-2005, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

it's O'Reilley...I dont think he was gonna start rambling about whips and chains

but damn it be funnier if he had...how sad, he's even lame during phone sex, his definition of shedding inhibitions is laying around all lazy like.. BOOOO...
and why the hell didnt she just hang up

i think she's sick....

For the sake of all talk show hosts across America, I feel it's my duty to have phone sex with you, just to prove that not all of us are that lame.

Draft Dodger · 02-01-2005, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I'm with Farrah, that is some awfull phone sex goin on there. He might as well be dictating a letter to penthouse.

I now I don't have a nice rack and stuff, but I pointed it out first.

Draft Dodger · 02-01-2005, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

For the sake of all talk show hosts across America, I feel it's my duty to have phone sex with you, just to prove that not all of us are that lame.

what's your number?

CamEdwards · 02-01-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

what's your number?

you don't remember? I thought our time in the Jif was something special!

/runs off crying

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-01-2005, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I now I don't have a nice rack and stuff, but I pointed it out first.

I think you have a nice rack. You are a DD after all.

Draft Dodger · 02-01-2005, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I think you have a nice rack. You are a DD after all.

sadly, I actually do have a bit of a rack.

Loren · 02-01-2005, 09:37 PM

mmmm man boobies..

ok Cam, but it better be good...cuz when I come out to all the media(the FOF board

) I dont want everyone to be bored when they read our conversation transcripts

Joe · 02-01-2005, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

mmmm man boobies..

ok Cam, but it better be good...cuz when I come out to all the media(the FOF board

) I dont want everyone to be bored when they read our conversation transcripts

You have really spectacular boobs.

Suicane75 · 02-01-2005, 10:35 PM

Someone better get those babies out of Cams wife pronto.

Loren · 02-01-2005, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

You have really spectacular boobs.

Question is..will you loofa them for me

Joe · 02-01-2005, 11:04 PM

I think we're missing the main point here... who the fuck uses the phrase "modus operandi" during phone sex??

Suicane75 · 02-01-2005, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

Question is..will you loofa them for me

I can't walk again.

Joe · 02-01-2005, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

Question is..will you loofa them for me

Yes, with a falafel.

Loren · 02-01-2005, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I can't walk again.

Stopp having no no thoughts about me Suicane, Sov already threatened to bitch slap me

OK I refuse to watch O'Reilley soo someone explain this falafel business to me cuz all i know is it's fried chickpea balls, and unless he's taking those in the shower, im thinking it's SOMETHING ELSE

although if it was the food, it would be a little kinkier...
and i hope I dont have nightmares about O'Reilley saying the P-word tonite

Suicane75 · 02-01-2005, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

Stopp having no no thoughts about me Suicane, Sov already threatened to bitch slap me

OK I refuse to watch O'Reilley soo someone explain this falafel business to me cuz all i know is it's fried chickpea balls, and unless he's taking those in the shower, im thinking it's SOMETHING ELSE

although if it was the food, it would be a little kinkier...
and i hope I dont have nightmares about O'Reilley saying the P-word tonite

All my thoughts about you are strictly yes, yes. But alas you don't share my love for NKOTB so it could never be. Move on Suicane old chap, move on. :sigh:

duckman · 02-01-2005, 11:45 PM

It's not good phone sex without the mentions of midgets and donkeys.

Fritz · 02-02-2005, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

For the sake of all talk show hosts across America, I feel it's my duty to have phone sex with you, just to prove that not all of us are that lame.

Cam got lots of practice when he moved to DC

Fritz · 02-02-2005, 07:23 AM

dola, that funny maroon type bothers the shit out of me

Loren · 02-02-2005, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

dola, that funny maroon type bothers the shit out of me

thats MEAN

Fritz · 02-02-2005, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

thats MEAN : poutyinaninternetchickkindofway:

deal with it

CamEdwards · 02-02-2005, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

Cam got lots of practice when he moved to DC

no kidding.

Fritz · 02-02-2005, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

no kidding.

say, when are you guys going to come down and do a remote in hampton roads?

Suicane75 · 02-02-2005, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

thats MEAN

Lemme hold you.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 02-02-2005, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Lemme hold you.

I think she'd want you to wash your hands first.

01-31-2005, 10:31 PM	#4
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	heh. falafel. I know a few people who make semi-regular appearances on O'Reilly's show and I'm always trying to get them to use the word falafel when they're on. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

01-31-2005, 10:32 PM	#5
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	wow, he's really lame <----- LOOK SUICANE __________________ Mile High Hockey Last edited by Draft Dodger : 02-01-2005 at 07:07 PM.

02-01-2005, 08:16 AM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	"Elhume, would you loofa my stretch marks?" __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-01-2005, 08:36 AM	#9
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Careful Mr. President, the thread title may get you on the bad side of the parody police. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

02-01-2005, 11:04 AM	#14
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	I guess I need to add the "really spectacular boobs" line to my cocky and funny repertoire. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

01-31-2005, 10:26 PM	#2
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Yes! Yes! YES!

01-31-2005, 10:29 PM	#3
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Does anyone else see the irony in a President posting about phone sex?

02-01-2005, 12:49 AM	#6
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	That could replace thinking about baseball for me.

02-01-2005, 09:21 AM	#10
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Did she tape the conversation?

02-01-2005, 09:33 AM	#11
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I take issue with the title of this thread. If that's the greatest phone sex ever, that's just sad.

02-01-2005, 11:09 AM	#16
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Don't forget "squeezed those spongebobs till she cried". __________________ null

02-01-2005, 11:19 AM	#17
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	i think I just came in my desk drawer __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-01-2005, 11:20 AM	#18
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	again __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-01-2005, 11:53 AM	#19
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	On a side thought - what woman wants a loofah (or falafel) rubbed all over her nether regions? Loofah's scrub off dead skin cells - they're not exactly made of soft tickling, tingling material. Big turn off.

02-01-2005, 12:00 PM	#20
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	what if you were scabby? __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-01-2005, 02:31 PM	#25
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'm with Farrah, that is some awfull phone sex goin on there. He might as well be dictating a letter to penthouse.

02-01-2005, 06:06 PM	#26
Loren High School JV Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: i live in tx	it's O'Reilley...I dont think he was gonna start rambling about whips and chains but damn it be funnier if he had...how sad, he's even lame during phone sex, his definition of shedding inhibitions is laying around all lazy like.. BOOOO... and why the hell didnt she just hang up i think she's sick.... __________________ Lorennnn...

02-01-2005, 09:37 PM	#33
Loren High School JV Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: i live in tx	mmmm man boobies.. ok Cam, but it better be good...cuz when I come out to all the media(the FOF board ) I dont want everyone to be bored when they read our conversation transcripts __________________ Lorennnn...

02-01-2005, 10:35 PM	#35
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Someone better get those babies out of Cams wife pronto.

02-01-2005, 11:04 PM	#37
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	I think we're missing the main point here... who the fuck uses the phrase "modus operandi" during phone sex??

02-02-2005, 07:23 AM	#44
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	dola, that funny maroon type bothers the shit out of me __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

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