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Old 04-06-2003, 04:26 PM   #1
MylesKnight
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What in the Hell Kind of Quote is This?

..."My brother, sister, and I used to play Cheetos baseball when we were little. We would use the big, thick ones as bats and the little nubs as balls and pretend to hit them into each other's mouths.

-JeeberD



Alrighty then!
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Old 04-06-2003, 04:32 PM   #2
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I personally think we need more colossal squid related quotes, but I'm biased...
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Old 04-06-2003, 04:36 PM   #3
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Well, it sounds kind of dirty to me. Plus Jeeber was upset because he had no quotes in the quote machine...so now he has one.
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Old 04-06-2003, 04:39 PM   #4
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Would one of those big nasty assed things actually attack a human?

There is some amazing stuff deep in the world's oceans..
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Old 04-06-2003, 04:41 PM   #5
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There is some amazing stuff deep in the world's oceans..


fo' shizzle MylesKnighizzle

Or something...
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Old 04-06-2003, 09:53 PM   #6
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JeeberD put his balls in his sisters mouth is what i get out of it
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 04-06-2003, 10:18 PM   #7
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colossal squid like Cheetos.
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Old 04-06-2003, 10:45 PM   #8
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You don't like my quote?
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Old 04-06-2003, 11:05 PM   #9
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JeeberD put his balls in his sisters mouth is what i get out of it


Really??? That's what I got out of to
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Old 04-07-2003, 09:55 AM   #10
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You don't like my quote?

Not to worry, Jeeber...I'm with ya, brother. I used to fly squadrons of Bugles around, and pretend Goldfish crackers were "swimming" into my mouth.

There are more closet members of the strange snack activity (SSA) sub-culture than some might think.
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Old 04-07-2003, 10:12 AM   #11
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Time for Easy Mac to chirp in about "Loving" a Twinkie.
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Old 04-07-2003, 10:55 AM   #12
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Time for Easy Mac to chirp in about "Loving" a Twinkie.


"Hey, this processed sugar-based creme filling. Hmmm, the taste remindes me of prison and my 'experimental' days in college. I wonder if it could be...what is that tiny hole in the bott...EASY MAC!! GET YOUR BEHIND IN HERE!! HAVE YOU BEEN LOVING MY TWINKIES AGAIN?"
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Old 04-07-2003, 11:11 AM   #13
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hostess :

A woman who "receives" or "entertains" guests in a social or official capacity.
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